Sarajevo cafe named "Club Bill Gates"

We hear the menu only gets updated once every five years.

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[Brad @ Aug 13th 2007 6:17AM]

But for whatever reason, everyone still goes there.

[Argot @ Aug 13th 2007 6:19AM]

There is a Steve Jobs cafe too. But the only item on their menu is Kool-Aid.

[edgore @ Aug 13th 2007 11:17AM]

Which means that the Bill Gates Cafe will be serving Koolaid in about, oh, three years, at the very soonest, but it still won't be quite as good.

(Sorry, haven't owned a mac in ten years, but I couldn't resist)

[hemmy @ Aug 13th 2007 6:20AM]

640 Dinars is enough...

...for the cover charge

[hemmy @ Aug 13th 2007 6:22AM]

Or was that Marka?

[Chrisboff @ Aug 13th 2007 6:36AM]

Yes we're still waiting SP1 which enhances tastiness of food, speed of order and reduces the chance that your order is forgotten.

[ED @ Aug 13th 2007 6:44AM]

People in Sarajevo use convertible mark, stupid shit!

And I guess they have a Bill Gates café because they can!

Origanaly Bill Gates babo, his tetak is from Bosnia.

[bjorn_ahlm @ Aug 13th 2007 6:51AM]

I wanna club Bill Gates too...

[Mickey Jones @ Aug 13th 2007 7:09AM]

Actually it's not the name of the cafe, it's a suggestion.

[Mark @ Aug 13th 2007 7:09AM]

Live in Sarajevo, never been there. Place looks lame....plus, I'm a Mac-head.

[Sasha S. @ Aug 13th 2007 7:39AM]

Pozdrav svim Mac korisnicima u Sarajevu!

[shaun @ Aug 13th 2007 7:27AM]

I like how they use a picture of him, just incase you were about to assume this café is named after one of the other famous Bill Gates'

[WhackMushroom @ Aug 13th 2007 7:35AM]

The special of the day is:

IRQL_NOT_LESS_OR_EQUAL

STOP: 0x0000000A (0x000000B0, 0x00000002, 0x00000000, 0x804EF370)

[strider_mt2k @ Aug 13th 2007 7:46AM]

The guy at the door said I needed another Gig of RAM -JUST TO GET IN!!

I think I'll stick to the Ubuntu Cafe down the street, thanks.

No cover, no minimum, and darn nice folks.

[L. Cyphre @ Aug 13th 2007 7:52AM]

Also, ugly women and full of smartasses.

[Alex @ Aug 13th 2007 8:15AM]

a women in ubuntu cafe?

[strider_mt2k @ Aug 13th 2007 8:24AM]

Whoa now fellas.

Don't inject your personal lifequests into the equation!

I'm happily married!
I just want a good cup of java without quite so much...overhead.

[paloooz @ Aug 13th 2007 12:10PM]

Is it painted with that awful baby-shit brown colour?

[caleb @ Aug 14th 2007 3:21PM]

Maybe he should got to Club Engadget instead. There aren't any smartasses there.

[mortong @ Aug 15th 2007 12:23AM]

Yeah, but I hear that at ubuntu cafe, not only do you have to make your own drink, you have to find someone willing to ferment the alcohol first. THEN you have to spend hours distilling it. ;)

[SJ @ Aug 13th 2007 8:28AM]

This cafe has terminated abnormally. Would you like to send a report to HQ?
OK CANCEL

[Tony @ Aug 13th 2007 8:31AM]

Don't order too quickly; you will overload the waiter!

[AlisdairC @ Aug 13th 2007 8:36AM]

Club Bill gates? As in Canadians sometimes club seals..?

[Dahk @ Aug 13th 2007 1:42PM]

.. and like americans having club sandwiches?

Jeez. We're not that far away from you guys.

[Dahk @ Aug 13th 2007 1:44PM]

... and americans having club sandwiches?

Jeez. We're not that far away.

[Mickey Jones @ Aug 13th 2007 8:57AM]

They even show a picture so that you don't club the wrong guy accidential like.

[strider_mt2k @ Aug 13th 2007 8:37AM]

Most unfortunate...

[Glazun @ Aug 13th 2007 9:09AM]

You'd expect that cafe to be full of high-tech stuff.

[ac @ Aug 13th 2007 10:42AM]

'I'd like a cheeseburger.'

'Are you sure?'

'Yes'

'Eating food prepared by other people may pose serious virus exposure risk, are you sure?'

'Yes'

'Would you like fries with your cheeseburger?'

'Yes please'

'Cheeseburger and fries are known to have compatibility issues, are you sure?'

'No then'

'Order cancelled, please come again'





[/obvious jokes]

[IdiotBash @ Aug 13th 2007 10:43AM]

Is all the food offered bad, tasteless imitations of other stuff?
is the 'Big Windows' the main burger on the menu?

[George @ Aug 13th 2007 10:50AM]

The picture looks more like Milton Berle than Bill Gates.

[neW1 @ Aug 13th 2007 11:21AM]

http://www.digg.com/world_news/Pic_The_MySpace_of_Starbucks

take a look at this ;)

[paloooz @ Aug 13th 2007 12:12PM]

Congratulations. You've found a link to a site with a link to a site that has a picture.

Why not just post the URL of the picture?

http://www.365.com.mk/images/stories/storii/andrej/maj07/myspace2.jpg

[neW1 @ Aug 13th 2007 12:28PM]

I made that picture mate. :)

[Shunnabunich @ Aug 13th 2007 11:33AM]

"Martha, have you seen any of the staff here move? I don't think they're moving. That guy behind the counter's just looking off into space with his mouth open."
"Goodness, Frank, you're right! This place is starting to creep me out, I think we should leave and find somewhere else to eat."
...
"Oh Jesus, the door's stuck! Hey! Can any of you people hear me? Your door isn't...aah, they can't hear me. Martha, you go see if there's a back door to this place, I'll try and find something to pry this one open. Thanks, sweetie."
...
(muffled, from back) "Good grief! Frankie, honey, come back here! It's nothing but back doors back here, there's not even room for a wall!"
"Excellent! Let's get out of here. Jesus, the FBI should be investigating this place or something."

[James @ Aug 13th 2007 1:42PM]

The front door has a ctrl-alt-del unlock keypad.

Hey everyone, look! So that's where Dr. Watson been all these years!

[Magallanes @ Aug 13th 2007 1:56PM]

Looks the trash bin.

:3

[pscs @ Aug 13th 2007 2:27PM]

lol, i recalled that there was a cafe called microsoft, and they got sued for using their name :)

[tchiseen @ Aug 14th 2007 12:00AM]

why the sweet funk would you name a cafe "microsoft" ?? A software company sure, a cafe? what are you?

[toot @ Oct 8th 2007 4:24AM]

I just want to add there is a cool place where you can have nice cup of coffee, latte, cappuccino, or whatever you prefer, in various sizes, even take it TO GO!
Yes, they have those wonderful cups for takeaway coffee!!!! Plus, you can get online for free while enjoying your caffeine intake!
It is very clean and nice place to stop by and check it out.
COFFEE CLUB Sarajevo, Čobanijska