The Onion lampoons habitual headset wearer on a date
By Chris Ziegler 
posted August 15th 2007 4:16AM
posted August 15th 2007 4:16AM
posted August 15th 2007 4:16AM
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'is there supposed to be something wrong with this behavior?'
Yeah you Nerd.
When you're with a *real* woman, you leave the Nerdity behind.
Take off the Bluetooth, turn the cell to vibrate, and pay attention to her.
Oh wait, you don't get laid - that's why you're questioning normal dating behaviour.
Have fun w/ Rosie & her sisters!
apparently you don't get sarcasm...
Rosie only has one brother, Lefty. No sisters.
I think this is hilarious, though. I admit to committing this atrocity back when I got my first bluetooth handset back in (was it '03) college.
Yeah, I thought the sarcasm was pretty obvious. Then I realized not everyone is sharp and figured at least one person might have been dumb enough to leave an angry comment. Good job.
I love it. It's great that the dull crayon who doesn't comprehend sarcasm would be the first to post?!
The only joke is the fool with the fallus on his face in social situations. The sarcasm, however, was obvious.
The woman is ugly anyway. He's probably talking to his other honey.
HAH! Thanks, guys, for the first laugh of the day!
He's a "bluetard"-- spread the word!
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bluetard
obvious sarcasm. hilarious though. at least its not one of those B&O stick phones taped to his head haha.
yeah, I'd be on my tooth too trying to chat up a dime if I was on a date with that ugly broad.
caption competition anyone?