No, we don't honestly expect any of you to actually lower your pride enough to replace those Mr. T-styled chains
with a posture reminding
bird, but at least you've got the option, right? The admittedly zany Sitting Pose Corrector and Reminder Alarm
is apparently designed to hang 'round your neck and use internal sensors
to determine just how far you're slouched over, and if that spine gets a bit too crooked, we assume it emits an embarrassing array of noises to straighten you back out. Again, we've no idea who'd submit themselves to this type of inhumane torture, but for just $8.43, it'd make for a swell gag gift.