Caption Contest: poultry vs. robot in a duel to the death

We're told this type of battle is indeed legal in certain corners of the universe, but we honestly never thought we'd see the day when a gallinaceous bird came to the human's side to fend off the impending robotic takeover.

Ryan: "That sound? Seth Green and Adult Swim filing suit over the Robot Chicken trademark."
Thomas: "Quit your cock blocking and fight!"
Darren: "These wooden posts are such lame excuses for adequate prostheses."
Paul: "Look, I know you're scared. We're all scared. But if robots and robo-chickens can't learn to live in harmony, we might as well just let the humans have the earth all to themselves."
Evan: "Not surprisingly, the martial arts sequel to Howard the Duck tanked at the box office."
Don: "2019: Despite repeated protests from People for the Ethical Treatment of Robots, the title bout between Robo Chicken and BD "Boxy Hands" 209 went on as planned."
Josh: "I love you!" -- "It'll never work!"

[Dan Bantner @ Aug 24th 2007 1:28PM]

The sky IS falling biatch!!!! BAGAAAAAAAWK!!!!!!

[Forrest @ Aug 24th 2007 1:31PM]

Since when is Michael Vick into robots?

[Xzavier @ Aug 24th 2007 1:29PM]

Dude, I never new that those games have a referee!

[HokIIIe @ Aug 24th 2007 1:33PM]

"Back the cluck up Monkeyboy," exclaimed the 2007 Cockfighting Champion, Chik Fu Lei.

[spelunker @ Aug 24th 2007 1:36PM]

"Tickle Tickle"

[paragraph @ Aug 24th 2007 1:38PM]

Ok, i like Josh's

how bout';

"Tag! You're It!"
"Lucas-Arts demos prototypes for the digitally remastered sequel to Disney's chicken little"
"The fast food giant declined to comment on incidents where it's newest menu item the KFC(Kung-Fu Chicken) has been served partially undercooked."

i unno...

[Brian @ Aug 24th 2007 1:42PM]

Man creates robot. Robot overthrows man. Robot creates robot chicken. Robot chicken overthrows robot. When will we learn?...

[zfurie @ Aug 24th 2007 2:05PM]

Man cooks chicken. Colonel Sanders wins!

[engler @ Aug 24th 2007 1:58PM]

"In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women."

[iptydafu @ Aug 24th 2007 1:49PM]

The stop-motion-animators from Robot Jox, and the stop-motion-animators from Chicken Run, throw down.

[strider_mt2k @ Aug 24th 2007 1:48PM]

I'm betting 20 quatloons on chicken tonight.

-on chicken tonight!

[mastershake3 @ Aug 24th 2007 1:50PM]

GoBlox; "In the year 35, 25 the undead ghosts of mechanical Hawiian Chickens out danced box wielding robots from the past of the Future! The battle was long and was over quickly due to shortages of overstock....

[Jordan Biffle @ Aug 24th 2007 1:55PM]

So thats how Robot Chicken was created!

[Rjay @ Aug 24th 2007 1:59PM]

"Ladies and gentlemen you are watching history in the making as the worlds first Chicken and Robot ice skating pair has landed a perfect triple axel!"

[Josh @ Aug 24th 2007 2:06PM]

Robocock jousting is totally not what you think.

P.S. Fifty points for employing the word "gallinaceous" in a sentence, thereby making the post infinitely more audacious than any of the captions.

[Tris @ Aug 24th 2007 2:19PM]

M-Mega Ultra Chikon? No! Shh! He is legend!

[Sander de Regt @ Aug 24th 2007 2:38PM]

"Come on. Give me your hand. I'll explain why I am crossing the road later."

[Marc Baugh @ Aug 25th 2007 1:34AM]

. . . while the loser of this Year's Dancing with the Stars: Mascot Edition will be further humiliated by being subject to a prostate exam by the offical behind them.

[deano.public @ Aug 24th 2007 2:47PM]

"You couldn't have done a post on chicken-robot fighting a few years ago??. Would have saved me a bunch of trouble." - Michael Vick

[Cactus Jack @ Aug 24th 2007 2:49PM]

"How do I get out of this chicken outfit?"

[Shaun Bou @ Aug 25th 2007 9:00PM]

"WAHHH!! your kung fu is strong, but your domo arigato roboto style is no match for my parrrty!! harrrty!! chicken-dance-style WAAhhhTAAAh!!!

[Dani Reader @ Aug 24th 2007 3:01PM]

Caption - "Hollywood was disappointed by the turnout to the premier of their kung-fu remake, 'Enter the Chicken' "

[dataminer49er @ Aug 24th 2007 3:01PM]

Feel the wrath of my Kung-Pow Chicken move!!!

[The Truth Beacon @ Aug 24th 2007 3:04PM]

"Feel the superiority of my chicken skin."

[JK @ Aug 24th 2007 3:10PM]

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kick some robot ass!

[Jiayan Xiang @ Aug 24th 2007 3:19PM]

Hi, I am a PC. And I am a Mac.

[Jiayan Xiang @ Aug 24th 2007 3:18PM]

Michael Bay is right, you got to have true high def to enjoy Transformers 2.

[Brent Gaskey @ Aug 24th 2007 5:15PM]

kick him in the nuggets!

[Jon Acheson @ Aug 24th 2007 3:44PM]

I guess the pirate, monkey and ninja were eliminated in the first round?

[Jake @ Aug 24th 2007 4:32PM]

Waiter, I order Kung PAO chicken, not Kung FU chicken. And what's with this weird robot pepper grinder? What kind of nerds run this freaking restaurant?

[Jake @ Aug 24th 2007 4:36PM]

OR

Chicken: Come my steely brother! Let us dance for joy at man's defeat by our hand! Chicken-bots and bolt-buckets in resplendent brotherly unity!

Bolt-Bucket (to self): *Must... destroy... annoying... dancing... chicken.*

[darkmallard @ Aug 24th 2007 4:51PM]

"To the right. Good. Now to the left. Excellent. See? Even with ridiculous box hands, you're getting it!"

[rp @ Aug 24th 2007 6:24PM]

I wonder if this robot tastes like me?

[jaredwork @ Aug 24th 2007 11:44PM]

"This is what it looks like when the doves cry."

"Here we see the nuggeT-1000 facing off against the first Roomba prototype."

"When the ref saw that a team of mad scientists had entered a robot chicken into the tournament, it was declared that science was officially over."

"Howard the Duck is suing for using his likeness, and FASA is suing because the mech wasn't big enough."

"In the fight's final round, this image was taken only moments before Nugs ended the fight his patented finishing move -- cloacal-rain."

"A great holocaust was averted yet another day when the initial landing party of the DeathMachine Star Empire encountered the superior technology of Earth's dominant species."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To beat the shit out of a robot."

[David @ Aug 24th 2007 8:00PM]

RoboChicken, I am your father!

[Peter Steffens @ Aug 24th 2007 7:36PM]

Mike Vic shouldda bet on ME! BAWWKK -

[Corey @ Aug 24th 2007 7:41PM]

HEAL!!!!! HEAL THIS ROBOT IN THE NAME OF DURACELL!!!!

[Grey Acumen @ Aug 24th 2007 9:33PM]

Cockbite

[Mike S @ Aug 26th 2007 5:26AM]

Once the humans eliminate themselves, which will not take long now, we will both have the chance to evolve into truly civilized and intelligent beings!

[tosh @ Aug 26th 2007 12:26PM]

how'd you like them chicken wings now!??

[ninja_panda @ Aug 26th 2007 11:28PM]

no one would suspect a chicken was a robot bwahaha
a car or a big rig maybe..but not a chicken!
take this! feather blades!! >:D

[Lemmiwinks @ Aug 27th 2007 5:50PM]

"No no no! I said 'step, hitch-kick, ball-change'!!"