Caption Contest: poultry vs. robot in a duel to the death
By Darren Murph 
posted Aug 24th 2007 1:23PM
posted Aug 24th 2007 1:23PM
Ryan: "That sound? Seth Green and Adult Swim filing suit over the Robot Chicken trademark."
Thomas: "Quit your cock blocking and fight!"
Darren: "These wooden posts are such lame excuses for adequate prostheses."
Paul: "Look, I know you're scared. We're all scared. But if robots and robo-chickens can't learn to live in harmony, we might as well just let the humans have the earth all to themselves."
Evan: "Not surprisingly, the martial arts sequel to Howard the Duck tanked at the box office."
Don: "2019: Despite repeated protests from People for the Ethical Treatment of Robots, the title bout between Robo Chicken and BD "Boxy Hands" 209 went on as planned."
Josh: "I love you!" -- "It'll never work!"
The sky IS falling biatch!!!! BAGAAAAAAAWK!!!!!!
Since when is Michael Vick into robots?
Dude, I never new that those games have a referee!
"Back the cluck up Monkeyboy," exclaimed the 2007 Cockfighting Champion, Chik Fu Lei.
"Tickle Tickle"
Ok, i like Josh's
how bout';
"Tag! You're It!"
"Lucas-Arts demos prototypes for the digitally remastered sequel to Disney's chicken little"
"The fast food giant declined to comment on incidents where it's newest menu item the KFC(Kung-Fu Chicken) has been served partially undercooked."
i unno...
Man creates robot. Robot overthrows man. Robot creates robot chicken. Robot chicken overthrows robot. When will we learn?...
Man cooks chicken. Colonel Sanders wins!
"In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women."
The stop-motion-animators from Robot Jox, and the stop-motion-animators from Chicken Run, throw down.
I'm betting 20 quatloons on chicken tonight.
-on chicken tonight!
GoBlox; "In the year 35, 25 the undead ghosts of mechanical Hawiian Chickens out danced box wielding robots from the past of the Future! The battle was long and was over quickly due to shortages of overstock....
So thats how Robot Chicken was created!
"Ladies and gentlemen you are watching history in the making as the worlds first Chicken and Robot ice skating pair has landed a perfect triple axel!"
Robocock jousting is totally not what you think.
P.S. Fifty points for employing the word "gallinaceous" in a sentence, thereby making the post infinitely more audacious than any of the captions.
M-Mega Ultra Chikon? No! Shh! He is legend!
"Come on. Give me your hand. I'll explain why I am crossing the road later."
. . . while the loser of this Year's Dancing with the Stars: Mascot Edition will be further humiliated by being subject to a prostate exam by the offical behind them.
"You couldn't have done a post on chicken-robot fighting a few years ago??. Would have saved me a bunch of trouble." - Michael Vick
"How do I get out of this chicken outfit?"
"WAHHH!! your kung fu is strong, but your domo arigato roboto style is no match for my parrrty!! harrrty!! chicken-dance-style WAAhhhTAAAh!!!
Caption - "Hollywood was disappointed by the turnout to the premier of their kung-fu remake, 'Enter the Chicken' "
Feel the wrath of my Kung-Pow Chicken move!!!
"Feel the superiority of my chicken skin."
Why did the chicken cross the road? To kick some robot ass!
Hi, I am a PC. And I am a Mac.
Michael Bay is right, you got to have true high def to enjoy Transformers 2.
kick him in the nuggets!
I guess the pirate, monkey and ninja were eliminated in the first round?
Waiter, I order Kung PAO chicken, not Kung FU chicken. And what's with this weird robot pepper grinder? What kind of nerds run this freaking restaurant?
OR
Chicken: Come my steely brother! Let us dance for joy at man's defeat by our hand! Chicken-bots and bolt-buckets in resplendent brotherly unity!
Bolt-Bucket (to self): *Must... destroy... annoying... dancing... chicken.*
"To the right. Good. Now to the left. Excellent. See? Even with ridiculous box hands, you're getting it!"
I wonder if this robot tastes like me?
"This is what it looks like when the doves cry."
"Here we see the nuggeT-1000 facing off against the first Roomba prototype."
"When the ref saw that a team of mad scientists had entered a robot chicken into the tournament, it was declared that science was officially over."
"Howard the Duck is suing for using his likeness, and FASA is suing because the mech wasn't big enough."
"In the fight's final round, this image was taken only moments before Nugs ended the fight his patented finishing move -- cloacal-rain."
"A great holocaust was averted yet another day when the initial landing party of the DeathMachine Star Empire encountered the superior technology of Earth's dominant species."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To beat the shit out of a robot."
RoboChicken, I am your father!
Mike Vic shouldda bet on ME! BAWWKK -
HEAL!!!!! HEAL THIS ROBOT IN THE NAME OF DURACELL!!!!
Cockbite
Once the humans eliminate themselves, which will not take long now, we will both have the chance to evolve into truly civilized and intelligent beings!
how'd you like them chicken wings now!??
no one would suspect a chicken was a robot bwahaha
a car or a big rig maybe..but not a chicken!
take this! feather blades!! >:D
"No no no! I said 'step, hitch-kick, ball-change'!!"