I want to let everyone know that I created a spaceship that will be able to take people on the moon for only $10. First spaceflight is scheduled for tomorrow.
UPDATE: I just received a phone call from NASA's lawyers. After bringing up alienisation issues, I will have to postpone the first spaceflight to the moon for an indefinite period of time.....
BTW, I've recently uncovered a method of harnessing zero-point energy to generate a reasonably inexpensive and renewable source of electric power. From my personal tests, you can run your electric cars for roughly 10 cents a month, and power your home for less than $5 per year. Remarkably the system can be cobbled together from mostly common household items, with a few minor, though easily acquired, exceptions. Forgoing the obvious lure of the patent system, I'll be releasing the method as Open Source tomorrow.
UPDATE: I just received terse phone calls from the FCC, DOE, NSA and 4 other representatives from various U.S. governmental agencies. Apparently I've unknowing threatened the stability of the global economy and ruin upon civilization as we know it. I've decided to postpone my unveiling indefinitely... My bad.
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Sebastien @ Aug 25th 2007 4:08PM
I want to let everyone know that I created a spaceship that will be able to take people on the moon for only $10. First spaceflight is scheduled for tomorrow.
UPDATE: I just received a phone call from NASA's lawyers. After bringing up alienisation issues, I will have to postpone the first spaceflight to the moon for an indefinite period of time.....
Cleverboy @ Aug 25th 2007 4:53PM
BTW, I've recently uncovered a method of harnessing zero-point energy to generate a reasonably inexpensive and renewable source of electric power. From my personal tests, you can run your electric cars for roughly 10 cents a month, and power your home for less than $5 per year. Remarkably the system can be cobbled together from mostly common household items, with a few minor, though easily acquired, exceptions. Forgoing the obvious lure of the patent system, I'll be releasing the method as Open Source tomorrow.
UPDATE: I just received terse phone calls from the FCC, DOE, NSA and 4 other representatives from various U.S. governmental agencies. Apparently I've unknowing threatened the stability of the global economy and ruin upon civilization as we know it. I've decided to postpone my unveiling indefinitely... My bad.
shelterpaw @ Aug 25th 2007 5:02PM
I'll give you a 20 spot if you can take my girlfriend back to her planet.