Samsung unveils hot ass 'Bordeaux' laser printers
"Damn, that's one fine ass printer you've got sitting on your desk" isn't a phrase you hear from guests too often -- if ever -- but we'll bet francs to frites that Samsung's new ML-1631K and SCX-4501K 'Bordeaux'-branded models will draw more than their fair share of oohs and aahs sitting next to your rig. With all the info on these laser printers frustratingly confined to Korean, we're hard up to tell you even one damn spec about them save for their thicknesses (12 and 16.5 centimeters, respectively), so forget all that PPM and DPI jazz you'd normally be expecting. Instead, sit back and take in one of the first attempts we've seen in a long time to give the office workhorse a much needed makeover; you listening, HP? More pics after the break....
[Thanks, Jayoung R. and Soonam K.]
[Thanks, Jayoung R. and Soonam K.]





















Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
Argot @ Aug 29th 2007 10:45AM
Correction: "Damn, that's one fine ass you've got sitting on your desk"
LegendZ28 @ Aug 29th 2007 11:08AM
Never ceases to amaze me how every post with a female in it gets at least one of these posts, you guys make tech fans look like sex-starved losers.
Rainier @ Aug 29th 2007 11:16AM
Nah, we just appreciate the beauty of feminine lifeform.
Matt B @ Aug 29th 2007 11:58AM
Me too.
Ellianth @ Aug 29th 2007 12:42PM
I dunno, I think the printer is way hotter than her. Time to go find pictures of it without it's outer casing.
B=m=D :P
sex starved loser @ Aug 29th 2007 1:28PM
Wow!
darkstar @ Aug 29th 2007 10:51AM
its about time!
now i can proudly put this in the living room, along with the HTPC setup :)
MAIcrosoft @ Aug 29th 2007 10:58AM
huh? Those were printers? x:
Tony C @ Aug 29th 2007 11:03AM
OMG, if there was ever the need to *not* make a humongous fingerprint and dust magnet with acres of glossy black surfaces, it would be a scanner/laser printer. I'd love to see the thing when it gives you your first toner explosion mishap.
Outstanding modeling presentation though! Lovely ladies reclining all over your desk wearing satiny little black dresses and high heels. Wow.
Alejandrus @ Aug 29th 2007 11:16AM
What are these pictures about??
Nando @ Aug 29th 2007 11:08AM
To hell with those printers!! Me love them long time!
Jim Nichols @ Aug 29th 2007 11:18AM
Those look more like scanners than printers.
shak @ Aug 29th 2007 11:15AM
ahh Samsung and its glossy black gadgets .. phones, media players, portables, TV's and now .. printers, get everything Samsung and you'll have a serene harmony in your living room ..
I struggled to concentrate on the printers I must admit, the lady in the first picture has the sauciest look I've ever seen in a gadget presentation ...
IamDefiler @ Aug 29th 2007 11:23AM
Those things will be dust and fingerprint magnets...and the printers too. :o)
Dan @ Aug 29th 2007 4:16PM
Uhh... dust? That's only for the printer.
Defiler @ Aug 29th 2007 4:42PM
Glad you got the humor...
pscs @ Aug 29th 2007 11:23AM
the 1 on the right doesnt look hot
Jamie @ Aug 29th 2007 11:37AM
Samsung is making everything these days. Wont be long before they start making automobiles.
Peter @ Aug 29th 2007 12:39PM
They actually did make cars for several years (supposedly at the whim of Kunhee Lee) before selling the division to Renault.
Ralph @ Aug 29th 2007 11:48AM
Damn, that bitch has some big feet.
Gigity
mdm-adph @ Aug 29th 2007 12:40PM
You know what they say about women with big feet, right??
...
Really, I don't know.
Carl M @ Aug 29th 2007 1:27PM
You've heard of "perspective", have you not?
PM @ Aug 29th 2007 2:44PM
It's called image perspective and viewpoint, dumbass.
PM @ Aug 29th 2007 2:48PM
My above comment was directed at Ralph, just to clarify.
needlegun @ Aug 29th 2007 12:03PM
I love the idea that marketing people still reckon people will buy something based on the fact that there's some female draped all over it.
Damn... I'm a slave to my hormones and I didn't even know it!
Mark @ Aug 29th 2007 12:04PM
That woman looks like she really wants it!
The printer, I mean.
Edge @ Aug 29th 2007 12:09PM
WTB 2 Big Macs, PST
HineyWipe @ Aug 29th 2007 12:17PM
Ok. Google translating...
"As the laser is empty like will come out pouring the up-to-date design came to draw in the printer."
Black is teh sexy...
danhogman @ Aug 29th 2007 12:19PM
I just returned from the bathroom... Yeah, nice printers!
Bobby @ Aug 29th 2007 12:21PM
Damn white boys and men drooling over asian women, pathetic. : D
Roberto @ Aug 29th 2007 6:33PM
I'm not what you would consider "white" and I am also drooling.
nikster @ Aug 29th 2007 6:36PM
I reserve the right to drool over any and all women. Thank you!
bee @ Aug 29th 2007 1:48PM
Nice Ass...I mean printer
Jiggs @ Aug 29th 2007 12:25PM
Finally, some competition for the venerable Xerox Assjet.
http://www.zippyvideos.com/8616093343233576/97-09-27-assjetcopier/
snowglyder @ Aug 29th 2007 12:35PM
Printers? What printers?
Sheps @ Aug 29th 2007 12:54PM
It's a clever optical illusion. It's quite hard to see, but there are some printers in the background...
RDx @ Aug 29th 2007 12:38PM
Damn, I didn't know they were marketing this printers to big foot.
Also to all of you that say thats a nice ass, YOU NEED TO GET OUT MORE AND LOOK AT WHAT A NICE ASS REALLY IS...
badtzmaru @ Aug 29th 2007 12:41PM
I am tired of these ads with non-descript women. How about some ads with some hot men? Or even with David Pogue? He's cute!
wWw @ Aug 29th 2007 3:55PM
David Pogue is a bitch
Richy @ Aug 29th 2007 12:45PM
Nice looking printer.
Not sure about the model though. Talk about body from Baywatch, face from Crimewatch...
Boynamedsue @ Aug 29th 2007 12:57PM
yes please.
Josh @ Aug 29th 2007 1:45PM
Wait, there are printers there?
Do the women come with the printer... I mean... I would pay a little extra on the shipping if they do..
gshb @ Aug 29th 2007 2:07PM
wow no thanks to anything in all the pictures. ill stick to what i currently have...
Datacide @ Aug 29th 2007 3:06PM
Seriously, if they used these tactics (asian women) here to sell technology products, I'd always be broke!
Ben H. @ Aug 29th 2007 3:18PM
Yes, I always dress-up/down when I print my documents.
JJ @ Aug 29th 2007 5:13PM
Everytime Samsung posts a picture of a new product with some really attractive Korean model, it makes me wonder:
Who is in charge of their Marketing Department?
(And, do they have any available positions such as... photographer or anything to get close to these models?) :P
beto @ Aug 29th 2007 6:13PM
wow, that is one fine ass girl, er i mean printer.
damn shes hot...my korean blood is pumping
fbbr @ Aug 29th 2007 8:52PM
Any information on when they'll be available in Europe?
Or what they'll cost?
Yes, the printers..
Christopher P. TOdd @ Aug 29th 2007 9:05PM
Can't I look at some technology from Asia that does not have some bimboish woman draped all over it? It is frankly getting on my nerves. And neither the women nor the "printers" look good in my estimation.
Renato Fontes @ Aug 29th 2007 10:43PM
aren't laser printers more toxic than smoking?
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