Samsung unveils hot ass 'Bordeaux' laser printers
"Damn, that's one fine ass printer you've got sitting on your desk" isn't a phrase you hear from guests too often -- if ever -- but we'll bet francs to frites that Samsung's new ML-1631K and SCX-4501K 'Bordeaux'-branded models will draw more than their fair share of oohs and aahs sitting next to your rig. With all the info on these laser printers frustratingly confined to Korean, we're hard up to tell you even one damn spec about them save for their thicknesses (12 and 16.5 centimeters, respectively), so forget all that PPM and DPI jazz you'd normally be expecting. Instead, sit back and take in one of the first attempts we've seen in a long time to give the office workhorse a much needed makeover; you listening, HP? More pics after the break....
[Thanks, Jayoung R. and Soonam K.]
[Thanks, Jayoung R. and Soonam K.]





















Correction: "Damn, that's one fine ass you've got sitting on your desk"
Never ceases to amaze me how every post with a female in it gets at least one of these posts, you guys make tech fans look like sex-starved losers.
Nah, we just appreciate the beauty of feminine lifeform.
Me too.
I dunno, I think the printer is way hotter than her. Time to go find pictures of it without it's outer casing.
B=m=D :P
Wow!
its about time!
now i can proudly put this in the living room, along with the HTPC setup :)
huh? Those were printers? x:
OMG, if there was ever the need to *not* make a humongous fingerprint and dust magnet with acres of glossy black surfaces, it would be a scanner/laser printer. I'd love to see the thing when it gives you your first toner explosion mishap.
Outstanding modeling presentation though! Lovely ladies reclining all over your desk wearing satiny little black dresses and high heels. Wow.
What are these pictures about??
To hell with those printers!! Me love them long time!
Those look more like scanners than printers.
ahh Samsung and its glossy black gadgets .. phones, media players, portables, TV's and now .. printers, get everything Samsung and you'll have a serene harmony in your living room ..
I struggled to concentrate on the printers I must admit, the lady in the first picture has the sauciest look I've ever seen in a gadget presentation ...
Those things will be dust and fingerprint magnets...and the printers too. :o)
Uhh... dust? That's only for the printer.
Glad you got the humor...
the 1 on the right doesnt look hot
Samsung is making everything these days. Wont be long before they start making automobiles.
They actually did make cars for several years (supposedly at the whim of Kunhee Lee) before selling the division to Renault.
Damn, that bitch has some big feet.
Gigity
You know what they say about women with big feet, right??
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Really, I don't know.
You've heard of "perspective", have you not?
It's called image perspective and viewpoint, dumbass.
My above comment was directed at Ralph, just to clarify.
I love the idea that marketing people still reckon people will buy something based on the fact that there's some female draped all over it.
Damn... I'm a slave to my hormones and I didn't even know it!
That woman looks like she really wants it!
The printer, I mean.
WTB 2 Big Macs, PST
Ok. Google translating...
"As the laser is empty like will come out pouring the up-to-date design came to draw in the printer."
Black is teh sexy...
I just returned from the bathroom... Yeah, nice printers!
Damn white boys and men drooling over asian women, pathetic. : D
I'm not what you would consider "white" and I am also drooling.
I reserve the right to drool over any and all women. Thank you!
Nice Ass...I mean printer
Finally, some competition for the venerable Xerox Assjet.
http://www.zippyvideos.com/8616093343233576/97-09-27-assjetcopier/
Printers? What printers?
It's a clever optical illusion. It's quite hard to see, but there are some printers in the background...
Damn, I didn't know they were marketing this printers to big foot.
Also to all of you that say thats a nice ass, YOU NEED TO GET OUT MORE AND LOOK AT WHAT A NICE ASS REALLY IS...
I am tired of these ads with non-descript women. How about some ads with some hot men? Or even with David Pogue? He's cute!
David Pogue is a bitch
Nice looking printer.
Not sure about the model though. Talk about body from Baywatch, face from Crimewatch...
yes please.
Wait, there are printers there?
Do the women come with the printer... I mean... I would pay a little extra on the shipping if they do..
wow no thanks to anything in all the pictures. ill stick to what i currently have...
Seriously, if they used these tactics (asian women) here to sell technology products, I'd always be broke!
Yes, I always dress-up/down when I print my documents.
Everytime Samsung posts a picture of a new product with some really attractive Korean model, it makes me wonder:
Who is in charge of their Marketing Department?
(And, do they have any available positions such as... photographer or anything to get close to these models?) :P
wow, that is one fine ass girl, er i mean printer.
damn shes hot...my korean blood is pumping
Any information on when they'll be available in Europe?
Or what they'll cost?
Yes, the printers..
Can't I look at some technology from Asia that does not have some bimboish woman draped all over it? It is frankly getting on my nerves. And neither the women nor the "printers" look good in my estimation.
aren't laser printers more toxic than smoking?
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