and includes a DVD player so that's gotta count for something right? Right!? That heaving box of white slabbery is Epson's EMP-TWD10 Dreamio 3LCD projector. We'll run down the specs, quick-like so you can look away: 1,200 lumens, 1,000:1 rated contrast ratio, 720p resolution, 140W E-TORL lamp, 2x 10W speakers, 1.2a HDMI and 28dB operational noise. There, now go. Masochists; you go ahead and peep the 480p, EMP-TWD1 little brother after the break but really, don't, we beg you.