Caption Contest: does not compute
By Conrad Quilty-Harper 
posted Sep 15th 2007 10:27AM
posted Sep 15th 2007 10:27AM
Evidently, even robots get bad assignments.
Ryan: "Trust us, you really don't want to pull out Mini Killbot 3000 with the dangling claw. Might we suggest Snoopy?"
Darren: "And to think, those Americans have to settle for a pathetic claw."
Josh: "In retrospect, XL-250 probably had an unfair advantage, since he was made of high-test iron and programmed to kill, while his opponents were just fur stuffed with cotton, and programmed to hug."
Paul: "We could live offa the fatta the lan'."
Conrad: "These creatures are the only sentient race in this sector and they're made out of foam? This can't be right."
Plushies to Mr Roboto : dDomo arigato Mr Roboto
Robot: "You wouldn't like me when I'm angry..."
Robot: "This isn't where I parked my car?!"
Valley of the Dolls
Valley of the Dolls
Robot: "Im looking for a bento box, it cant be pinku (thats japanese for pink) or any girl color. It has to be of 2 or more kotoba (thats japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post pics of it first (i want to make shure it's kawaii (cute)). And it would be nice if it came with matching chopstick holder (WITH chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have any cartoon pictures, or be made out of plastic. It has to be made of ceramic, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. I have found a bento box similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 kotoba, and i dont want my gohan (rice) to touch my other things (it can get wet and i would not like that, plus 2 compartments looks more kawaii)"
@repo
what's the point of typing in another language if youre just going to put it in parenthetical english translations? no one cares that you know japanese words D=
^ DarkAardvark I think you could use a houyou (hug)
Give me a Camel!
"They were dead... every last one of them..."
"Like all robots, XL-250 would end up destroying those closest to him."
Hasta la Vista Snoopy.
The first move of the dark automatons will be to become the center of your wants: all your lesser wants will be cast aside.
"Mommy, why is snoopy missing his head?"
Radio Comms: Well, boss, er, the furries called you a tin plated over bearing swaggering dictator with delusions of granduer.
Robot: Is that all?
no sir.. they called the arcade a garbage scow!
"All your base are belong to us."
Finally, my toothpaste-carmel-springloaded-pretzle rocket worked! 100% badass.
Aisimos come out and playyyyyyyy.
Toy Story III: Revenge of the Claw
I'm gonna Willem Dafoe all over you!
It's THE CLAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW
Ooooh!... Here comes the claw...
[Toy Story 2 reference, if you don't get it]
I didn't see toy story two, but wasn't the claw in toy story one?
Biddy, biddy, biddy. Hey buck...
NAPTIME.EXE has performed an illegal operation. Fatal Error x803b776a.
Your computer will now shut down.
*****MEMORY PURGE*****
WINE terminal output: *Windows would have crashed here*
"Bzzt, I am CP126 of the exar robot nation. Fear me. Yes that's right, fall over and worship me"
It's hard to soar with the Intergalactic Confederation when you are surrounded by lower lifeforms.
In a world where cute, fluffy animals make war with machines ...
Only one mechanical hand has survived ... for revenge.
China's newest weapon of mass destruction, the transforming super assassination bot / nuclear device. A marvel of modern technology, it disguises itself as a common snoopy doll until ready to deploy.
"I'll get you next time, GADGET!"
first person to get the reference gets 10 Schrute bucks.
ta-da-da-da-da inspector gadget
please make the check payable to...
Congratulations, you now have.... http://www.tobyhilden.com/schrute_buck.html
ALL UR KRAPPY SWEAT-SHOP SNOOPY KNOCK OFFS R BELONG 2 US!!!!
in the greatest of all movie mash-ups, Toy Story meets the Terminator, he said he'd be back... again and again.
Caption? I thought this was a screenshot for Halo 3.
Mini Kill Bot thought that by destroying the other lifeless life forms, he would be more likely to be set free by the claw.
This is what happens when a robot asshats a passing flock of stuffed animals.
IT'S A TRAAAAAP!!!!!
Quick, play dead. And leave your eyes open, it looks more real.
Hrm...which of my skins to wear today...
It was clear now: SkyNet was now in control
OK, so I killed them all. Now beam me up, fucker!
"I have defeated your minions, Mr. Fluffykins, now it is *your* turn!"
"Robot to base: none of them had an iPhone on them, what next?"
Man, what a crazy night... Oh... Oh my god.... I did it again!!!
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
It's easy to do just follow these steps
1: Cut a hole in a box
2: Put your junk in that box
3: Make her open the box
And that's the way you do it
We really shouldnt have made the most powerful bomb in snoopy land hug activated!!!!!!
Resistance is futile.
You will be assimilated.