Caption Contest: does not compute
Evidently, even robots get bad assignments.
Ryan: "Trust us, you really don't want to pull out Mini Killbot 3000 with the dangling claw. Might we suggest Snoopy?"
Darren: "And to think, those Americans have to settle for a pathetic claw."
Josh: "In retrospect, XL-250 probably had an unfair advantage, since he was made of high-test iron and programmed to kill, while his opponents were just fur stuffed with cotton, and programmed to hug."
Paul: "We could live offa the fatta the lan'."
Conrad: "These creatures are the only sentient race in this sector and they're made out of foam? This can't be right."
Filed under: Robots
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 4)
Cam @ Sep 15th 2007 10:37AM
Plushies to Mr Roboto : dDomo arigato Mr Roboto
RJR @ Sep 15th 2007 1:05PM
Robot: "You wouldn't like me when I'm angry..."
patrick Dunn @ Sep 15th 2007 10:37AM
Robot: "This isn't where I parked my car?!"
Justin @ Sep 15th 2007 10:39AM
Valley of the Dolls
Justin @ Sep 15th 2007 10:40AM
Valley of the Dolls
repo @ Sep 15th 2007 10:42AM
Robot: "Im looking for a bento box, it cant be pinku (thats japanese for pink) or any girl color. It has to be of 2 or more kotoba (thats japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post pics of it first (i want to make shure it's kawaii (cute)). And it would be nice if it came with matching chopstick holder (WITH chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have any cartoon pictures, or be made out of plastic. It has to be made of ceramic, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. I have found a bento box similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 kotoba, and i dont want my gohan (rice) to touch my other things (it can get wet and i would not like that, plus 2 compartments looks more kawaii)"
DarkAardvark @ Sep 15th 2007 10:37PM
@repo
what's the point of typing in another language if youre just going to put it in parenthetical english translations? no one cares that you know japanese words D=
Rjay @ Sep 16th 2007 2:02AM
^ DarkAardvark I think you could use a houyou (hug)
derF @ Sep 15th 2007 10:42AM
Give me a Camel!
Will @ Sep 15th 2007 10:43AM
"They were dead... every last one of them..."
The Finite @ Sep 15th 2007 12:35PM
"Like all robots, XL-250 would end up destroying those closest to him."
GPman @ Sep 15th 2007 10:46AM
Hasta la Vista Snoopy.
Ebzy @ Sep 15th 2007 10:49AM
The first move of the dark automatons will be to become the center of your wants: all your lesser wants will be cast aside.
sam @ Sep 15th 2007 10:50AM
"Mommy, why is snoopy missing his head?"
Gregg @ Sep 15th 2007 10:53AM
Radio Comms: Well, boss, er, the furries called you a tin plated over bearing swaggering dictator with delusions of granduer.
Robot: Is that all?
kyle allen @ Sep 16th 2007 7:25PM
no sir.. they called the arcade a garbage scow!
Chimuel @ Sep 15th 2007 10:53AM
"All your base are belong to us."
elomelin @ Sep 15th 2007 10:57AM
Aisimos come out and playyyyyyyy.
Sander de Regt @ Sep 15th 2007 10:58AM
Toy Story III: Revenge of the Claw
Eric M @ Sep 15th 2007 10:59AM
I'm gonna Willem Dafoe all over you!
Eric M @ Sep 15th 2007 10:59AM
It's THE CLAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW
Drexl @ Sep 15th 2007 11:03AM
Ooooh!... Here comes the claw...
[Toy Story 2 reference, if you don't get it]
Ellianth @ Sep 15th 2007 4:50PM
I didn't see toy story two, but wasn't the claw in toy story one?
Tom @ Sep 15th 2007 11:06AM
NAPTIME.EXE has performed an illegal operation. Fatal Error x803b776a.
Your computer will now shut down.
*****MEMORY PURGE*****
ethana2 @ Sep 15th 2007 8:51PM
WINE terminal output: *Windows would have crashed here*
Kizorblade @ Sep 15th 2007 11:06AM
"Bzzt, I am CP126 of the exar robot nation. Fear me. Yes that's right, fall over and worship me"
DaveP @ Sep 15th 2007 11:08AM
It's hard to soar with the Intergalactic Confederation when you are surrounded by lower lifeforms.
The Sams @ Sep 15th 2007 11:10AM
In a world where cute, fluffy animals make war with machines ...
Only one mechanical hand has survived ... for revenge.
art singleterry @ Sep 15th 2007 11:13AM
China's newest weapon of mass destruction, the transforming super assassination bot / nuclear device. A marvel of modern technology, it disguises itself as a common snoopy doll until ready to deploy.
Andrew @ Sep 15th 2007 11:14AM
"I'll get you next time, GADGET!"
first person to get the reference gets 10 Schrute bucks.
Ebzy @ Sep 15th 2007 11:18AM
ta-da-da-da-da inspector gadget
please make the check payable to...
Andrew @ Sep 15th 2007 11:27AM
Congratulations, you now have.... http://www.tobyhilden.com/schrute_buck.html
art singleterry @ Sep 15th 2007 11:14AM
ALL UR KRAPPY SWEAT-SHOP SNOOPY KNOCK OFFS R BELONG 2 US!!!!
SpaceAce @ Sep 15th 2007 11:18AM
in the greatest of all movie mash-ups, Toy Story meets the Terminator, he said he'd be back... again and again.
matthewlikestoburn @ Sep 15th 2007 11:22AM
Mini Kill Bot thought that by destroying the other lifeless life forms, he would be more likely to be set free by the claw.
tbeck @ Sep 15th 2007 11:22AM
Caption? I thought this was a screenshot for Halo 3.
theycallmetak @ Sep 15th 2007 11:23AM
This is what happens when a robot asshats a passing flock of stuffed animals.
John @ Sep 15th 2007 11:25AM
IT'S A TRAAAAAP!!!!!
Paul @ Sep 15th 2007 11:26AM
Hrm...which of my skins to wear today...
Nitrogen @ Sep 15th 2007 11:27AM
It was clear now: SkyNet was now in control
Jean-Michel Decombe @ Sep 15th 2007 11:27AM
OK, so I killed them all. Now beam me up, fucker!
Tim @ Sep 15th 2007 11:27AM
Quick, play dead. And leave your eyes open, it looks more real.
Cerebus @ Sep 15th 2007 11:28AM
"I have defeated your minions, Mr. Fluffykins, now it is *your* turn!"
Tim @ Sep 15th 2007 11:30AM
"Robot to base: none of them had an iPhone on them, what next?"
Nick @ Sep 15th 2007 11:31AM
Man, what a crazy night... Oh... Oh my god.... I did it again!!!
Den Lim @ Sep 15th 2007 11:36AM
Resistance is futile.
You will be assimilated.
moe @ Sep 15th 2007 11:37AM
"Bow before me plush slaves and keep my feet warm"
Glenn Smith @ Sep 15th 2007 11:37AM
Well, I DID give them 20 seconds to comply....!
Sylvanus @ Sep 15th 2007 11:38AM
"There can be only one"....
Jose @ Sep 15th 2007 11:38AM
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
It's easy to do just follow these steps
1: Cut a hole in a box
2: Put your junk in that box
3: Make her open the box
And that's the way you do it