What kind of man gets three Zune tattoos?

There are no words. Pics after the break: only for the brave.

["Thanks," John]

[Deputy Doofus Posted Sep 18th 2007 2:23AM]

Welcome to ASOCIAL!

[(Unverified) Posted Sep 18th 2007 3:07AM]

He still got huge space left

[(Unverified) Posted Sep 18th 2007 3:10AM]

MS tattoos are sooo cool. I'm getting a Notepad icon on my butt next week.

[(Unverified) Posted Sep 20th 2007 10:25AM]

man that guys thumb is small.

[tonymrep Posted Sep 18th 2007 3:49AM]

I mean, it definitely could be fake.

[(Unverified) Posted Sep 18th 2007 5:20AM]

Hmmm...why doesn't Engadget say anything about all the idiots getting Apple tattoos?

http://www.theapplecollection.com/Collection/objects/tattoo.shtml

Disturbing...

[(Unverified) Posted Sep 18th 2007 5:24AM]

I thought jabba the hut was dead

[(Unverified) Posted Sep 18th 2007 5:38AM]

Is it me or did this already happen. I mean we saw he's fat a=s=s when the Zune first came out. How is this news and how is it important.

If I want to see a fat man i look in the mirror.

[(Unverified) Posted Sep 18th 2007 6:55AM]

it's called marketing. It's called creating awareness. Sponsored by Microsoft.

[(Unverified) Posted Sep 18th 2007 10:36PM]

I do advertising for some of the tech giants. This made me buff earlier this year and it's making me buff now. How this increase sales I don't know. But the message am getting is.

The Zune is made for fat hairy jerks that live with their moms in her basement. Great marketing and awareness campaign Microsoft. Not.

Call me when you want it done right.

[pintweaks Posted Sep 18th 2007 7:32AM]

The dude has a beer poster on his wall... 'nuff said.

[DarkHelmet Posted Sep 18th 2007 8:03AM]

WTF (?) - This guy's 15 minutes are over - close the door on this and get back to covering gadget news. Return to covering this guy when he drops four hundred pounds and wiggles into a crack in the Earth and recovers the bodies of trapped coal miners.

[troylim Posted Sep 18th 2007 8:41AM]

this is the typical dumb fat ass american....

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 9th 2007 8:49AM]

And you're the typical dumb ass.

[Lord HowitHurtz Posted Sep 18th 2007 11:54AM]

What kind of man gets three Zune tattoos?

The kind of man who desperately needs attention on the internet.

[(Unverified) Posted Sep 19th 2007 2:33PM]

Why? I am sure Microsoft will be calling and offering him money to take them off!

[kirsch Posted Sep 18th 2007 10:58AM]

There are now offically more Zune tattoos out there than actual Zunes were ever sold.

[(Unverified) Posted Sep 18th 2007 11:05AM]

I'VE SAID IT BEFORE, AND I'LL SAY IT AGAIN:
ZUNES ARE FOR DORKS!

(FATTY McGEE HERE PROOVES THAT)

The Zune is the Members Only jacket wearer, the popped collar, Camaro driving, Creed listening, gold chain on the outside of the shirt, sunglasses on indoors at night, of the DAP world.

[(Unverified) Posted Sep 18th 2007 2:22PM]

on a realated note...

http://www.cnn.com/2007/HEALTH/09/10/hm.tattoo.removal/index.html

[supersoaker Posted Sep 18th 2007 3:54PM]

tattoo looks extremely fake, if you look closely it looks like he just put india ink on his skin, he got more reddness from shaving the damn hair off than around the actual tattoo.

[(Unverified) Posted Sep 18th 2007 11:09PM]

Advertising Opportunity -- Space Still Available!

[ktcochran Posted Sep 20th 2007 12:44PM]

Just pay the man ,Mircosoft!

[(Unverified) Posted Sep 20th 2007 11:18AM]

Kao @ Sep 18th 2007 3:54PM
tattoo looks extremely fake, if you look closely it looks like he just put india ink on his skin, he got more reddness from shaving the damn hair off than around the actual tattoo.

Why is it everytime I get a new tattoo someone has to say it looks fake? Believe me I wouldn't be a $100 poorer and have a huge scab on my back if it were fake.

[(Unverified) Posted Sep 21st 2007 11:27AM]

From the zuneMAX forums:

Steven Smith:
I finally have made an appointment that I can make for my next Zune related tattoo. It will be the catch phrase, "welcome to the social" and I will have it tattooed on my back from shoulder to shoulder. So after 2p I will have pics to post. Enjoy Zuners

Evan A. Martin:
There asses. I read them everyday for some reason. There going to post about my new robot there so...

I read all the comments on engadget there all I mean ALL Haters of the Zune.

I am Just SO MAD at engadget. I blog for Trinod and Weblogs so you can say I work for them, Sad thing is I can't really post anything it has to go though someone else.

[(Unverified) Posted Sep 23rd 2007 4:22AM]

I've never even seen a Zune.. Heh, should be thankful.

[(Unverified) Posted Nov 5th 2007 8:53AM]

If he lost weight he might actually be attractive. I mean theres nothing hideously wrong with his face.

[(Unverified) Posted Nov 5th 2007 5:31PM]

he must have been inspired by the new Zune website http://www.zunejourney.net

[(Unverified) Posted Nov 8th 2007 10:14AM]

Untill now I have always said that tatoo's were a perminate expression of a temporary emotion and told young people who wanted a tatoo to get a stamp and ink pad and if they do the stamp on the place every day for two years I would subsidize the tatoo. (Nobody ever did it more than three months) Now I will just show the pictures of this dufis and ask how cool does he look. Thanks AOL

[(Unverified) Posted Nov 8th 2007 12:35PM]

First Question: Why is this a story?
Second Question: Why did I read it?

[(Unverified) Posted Nov 8th 2007 3:30PM]

I legally changed my name to a dot com name 3 years ago. ChrisRath.com , pure marketing, but it is my legal name now.

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 13th 2007 9:24PM]

HES ONE OF MY MYSPACE FRIENDS!