"Dietrich" sentenced to jail for Gizmondo crash
By Thomas Ricker 
posted September 18th 2007 11:42AM
posted September 18th 2007 11:42AM
Trevor Michael Karney – aka, The Elusive Dietrich – has been sentenced to jail by an LA judge for misleading police in the 162MPH crash of that $1.5 million Gizmondo Ferrari Enzo. Besides lying to police about his involvement as a passenger, the 27-year old German playboy also fled to Ireland before sneaking back into the US through the Mexican border in search of some tasty bud and cool waves. The sentence? 30 days, which roughly translates to a punishment of tickling by virgins until the onset of bellyache by the time the appeals process is through.
I'm sure he's in a whole lot more $h1t because he destroyed the Enzo.
Wow. How come Gizmodo CEO's get to Drive Ferrari's. Do Engadget CEO's also get to drive Ferrari's?
Gizmondo not Gizmodo, idiot.
The only thing crashing over at Gizmodo is the comments system.
C'mon folks!
Zing!
HAHAHA classic!
yeah can anyone explain to me how to comment over at Gizmodo? I'd ask there, but, y'know, I can't comment....
hahahaha, ferrari cake
"But Satan an Acura cake is still a really nice cake."
That picture is a classic, I love the mini-bottle of jim bean
That's Jack Daniels!
...not that I would know that from any large amount of alcohol consumption or anything. Why is everybody always picking on me?? Come here, JD. You're my only real friend. :-(
"Hand me that bottle of John Daniels, son."
"Um, you mean Jack Daniels . . . ?"
"When you've known him as long as I have, you call him 'John.'"
-- Al Pacino from "Scent of a Woman"
Even if it was "The Jimster" it's Jim BEAM. Jim BEAN is my uncle when he gets musical.
He should be sent to federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison!
Its a fucking car. As long as everyone is alive who gives a shit.
It was an Office Space reference. Chill.
@ Pedro sounds like you've done time. Any special inmates you'd request for this guy? Possibly the one that pounded you?
Not.
Funny.
Nice lack of determination to figure out when someone's quoting a movie.
Apparently Office Space was before your time or you missed out on a great office comedy.
"...in search of some tasty bud and cool waves."
What kind of bud are you talking about ;)
Bud Lite. They don't have it in Ireland.
Seeing as how the Irish drink real beer, that's right. They wouldn't have it so long as they're true Irish.
Off with his head!
Wish I could have scored a piece of the wreckage.
I heard that Ferrari someone was putting that Enzo back together ....anyone know more about that?
"...sneaking back into US the through the Mexican border..."
Why people think any name using the
word Gizmo is good? Gizmodo, Gizmondo
A company/product called Gizmondo was going
to fail no matter what.
lame names, ahahaha
is that the cake Engadget used to celebrate evil Dietrich's capture?
No this cake was part of Engadget Birthday celebration competition in 2006
http://www.engadget.com/2006/03/16/engadgets-birthday-cake-winners/
A German going back to the US for the beer? Haha, good one.
how sure are you it was beer? lol
30 days is not easy.
That is why Gizmodo is teh suck
modo... mondo... modo... mondo... I want you to repeat that to yourself for at least an hour a day.
Why not stay in Ireland? They got Buckfast Tonic Wine there!
Love the ol bucky
Buckfast makes ya fuck(ed) fast
yea poor gonzo and his jimmy daniels.
yea poor gonzo and his jimmy daniels.
probably the southern california specialty buds. JAH LOVE.
Send Gizmodo to jail.
Apparently he wasn't the only one drinking.
Gizmodo? no we're talking about Gizmondo say it with me. Gizmondo.
Amazing how an N changes it from being a tech site to a portable gaming company based on open source standards. :O
Yet another post with my cake!
I may not have won the grand prize but damned if my cake didn't have legs.
Fuk'n Funny picture.
Thanks for the laugh!
A
Forget the Jack, isn't that a bottle of Level vodka in the left of the picture?
Who's the Beeacht now
Thomas Ricker's writing is brilliant.
"30 days, which roughly translates to a punishment of tickling by virgins until the onset of bellyache..."
Sounds like fun, unless the virgins are 7'0" tall gangsters named 'Tiny' who have a penchant for Germans who giggle. Then it's not so fun. Unless you're German.