Let the hive mind of Engadget get that for you.
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Isn't the whole "Swiss Army" idea paradoxical? When in this last century has Switzerland had an army?
Actually, they do have an army. They even take their guns home and have to pass a shooting test on a regular basis (2 years?).
As for the Victorinox/Wenger argument, I have only one thing to add: As an IT professional, one of the most valuable tools I have in my arsenal is a Victorinox Cybertool:
http://www.victorinox.ch/index.cfm?site=victorinox.ch&page=350&lang=D&highlight=cybertool
Do some research: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swiss_Army
Every able body Swiss male MUST do around 300 days of military training, which currently under Armee XXI can be done either as a full course or six months first and two weeks refresher courses.
The soldiers must keep their guns (and 70 rounds of ammunition), uniform, chemical weapons suit and gas mask, so they are ready for any possible invasion.
(Which is silly, as the last one was 1515!)