Steve Wozniak engaged to Kathy Griffin?
By Darren Murph 
posted Sep 21st 2007 9:40PM
posted Sep 21st 2007 9:40PM
We wouldn't bet the farm on this being true -- after all, it's a celebrity rumor -- but Us Magazine has it that Apple's Steve Wozniak may be engaged to loudmouth Kathy Griffin. Apparently, Kathy was spotted rocking "what appeared to be an engagement ring" at the Emmys, and when questioned about it, she simply stated that she doesn't "kiss and tell." Of course, Kathy has made known that the two are in some sort of relationship, but whether she's well on her way to becoming Woz's wife (or if she's the elusive genius behind Apple's next cash cow) remains to be seen.[Via The Raw Feed]
Kathy Griffin? Woz is a frickin genius, but getting with griffin?
I know I'm typing Engadget but I somehow keep getting redirected to TUAW. Even worse now I've ended up at The Superficial...
Can we please not hear about this? This is a frickin gadget blog not entertainment tonight. geeeeez
Wow, a guy with Woz-level money could do so much better.
Since when are Steve Wozniaks engagements gadget news?
You guys should really consider making a separate blog (like engadgetmobile) for Apple-related news only. Would make a ton of people happy, including Apple PR. ;)
Nobody beats the Woz.
Nobody beats him at jokes either ;)
You forgot to photoshop the dollar signs onto her eyes.
I mean...best wishes to the happy oh nevermind.
"or if she's the elusive genius behind Apple's next cash cow"
A cow looking for cash?
Man, I didn't know the Woz was suicidal.
Sure I don't know the lady. But, she's a bit "crazy."
And he isn't is what you are saying?
The actress/comedian herself, or her comedy persona? There is, presumably, a difference.
You know, I always thought of Kathy Griffin as the female counterpart of Carrot Top.
*shudder*
i thought she was already married
Hollywood.
Her first husband was siphoning money.
Amusingly enough my wife "tipped" me to this 3 days ago. I thought for about 3 seconds that I should send it to Engadget. Decided not to.
Geeks get the Girls .. yey!
ps. don't worry, surely there's a prenup.
Imagine the babies they`ll make....
Imagine no more: http://www.macinspector.com/2007/08/wozzy-griffin.html
They should leave the "If They Mated" to the masters over at Late Night with Conan O'Brien.
michael prik @ Sep 21st 2007 10:06PM
"i thought she was already married"
Im sure she was married to but on her tv show she been going on fake dates with celebrity's for "publicity" Im thinking though the woz had the unfortunate experience of being near her when some one was taking a picture!
Oh god no.
Why is everyone hating on Kathy? She was married but she divorced over a year ago. She was dating on her show because, well, she is single.
And Kathy is loaded. She saved a lot from her more "famous" days and invested wisely. She is one of the few multi-millionaire comics (barring a superstar like Chris Rock of course) around today. Her house in LA is worth millions.
She is not super-rich like the Woz though.
D list no more.. Go iKathy!
Homosapien + Miss Piggy = PUKE
The fat one is woz.
I think they're a cute couple.
o_O
WOZ PLEASE FOR GOD'S SAKE STEP AWAY FROM THE "GOLD DIGGER" I MEAN WOMAN...
..wow now the I-Phone...Tommarrow the "I-Wife"!?
Yeah, I can see it. She's about as irritating as every other Apple fan I've ever met.
If they are in fact getting hitched, that means we will soon see the Gay Porn special edition of the iPod.
Oh wait, that's redundant.
Just look on the brightside, Woz could have married Bai Ling - ouch!
Kathy who?
Woz who?
When I first read this, I was a bit disgusted, like some of the commenters above, and then I realised that is just dumb. If they love each other, so what? May they be happy.
I was stunned when the Clinton/Monica thing came out. I though, "He's the fecking President and that's the tail that he nailed?"
Now Woz, well, HE'S FECKING WOZ FOR GODSAKE! And he chooses Kathy Griffin?!? HAS THE WORLD GONE MAD!!!
Woz and Kathy Griffin? Now that's an odd combination. How on earth did those two hook up?
Uh..firewire?
Must be a slow news day if this makes it on engadget...
Wait, how serious are we actually taking this story? Isn't Woz famous for his pranks? And isn't Griffith a "big" comedian that banks off her lesser "star" power? I'm not saying it's impossible to be true, but I would not be surprised in the least if they were both intentionally hinting at marriage as nothing more than a big joke on everyone else. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if they officially announced it, made all kinds of rounds together gathering publicity, and it still turned out to be a prank.
Maybe I overestimate them though.
Their kids will be obese , loudmouth , anti-christian , learjet-liberals ;)
wozniak ftw?
For a sec I thought I was reading page six??
Guess Kathy has a thing for nerdy guys, her ex is pretty nerdy too.
Kathy Griffin..........I wouldn't touch that with rubber gloves, a full body condom, a 40 foot pole, a biohazard suit on, after washing my hands 50 times......I really could go on, but I think you get the picture.
Y'know, if Woz is gettin' him some, more power to him (esp. considering he's on the Segway Polo Team). If they actually are engaged, and they really care about each other, who're we to judge?
Yeah, she was on Larry King LIVE talking about it and every other sentence that came out was "Do you know how rich he is? I mean, you make what? Millions? We're talking billions here? Yada, yada, yada." I would dump her ass the minute that was aired. Fugly ass goldigger.
It's the Apple and the a$$hole...
Yea yea... I know people say she's ugly, but I think she's got an okay bod. I'd boink her. Well okay, I mean marriage... no probably not. But hell, I'd take a hummer just the same. I'd think Woz wouldn't have that much trouble getting a hummer though. I mean he's the co-founder of apple. She is a redhead though... and the whole firebush thing can be pretty nifty. So that's a plus.
Looks like it's time to short AAPL...
Apple-Griffin merger . . . here come the glowing blue babies!
Woz is the real Man-Bear-Pig. And all this time I thought it was a myth!
Scarface lost me with "Suck it, Jesus! This award is my god now..."
I don't care if it's in some way related to Apple, I was happier not knowing.
Not true folks... sorry but they are just buddies.
I'm actually the elusive genius behind Apple's next cash cow. Anyone who use to talk to me at Bernie's or Palace knows that... especially Steve knows it's true!!!
i'm real glad engadget covers this crap nowadays.
especially since this kind of stuff is the reason why i don't watch cable television.
what i really like is how it's tagged under 'misc. gadgets' and i see a picture of two normal people.
are they really misc. gadgets?
oh well. at least it's not sandwiched between two other posts about the iPhone.
excuse me while i go vomit...
I love Kathy! She is funny, smart, and sweet. I think her show "My Life on the D-List" is the best show on tv. The question isn't whether she is good enough for him, but if Steve W. is good enough for her. Kathy has plenty of dough. Her comments on Larry King's show about wanting his money were meant to be funny. She's a comedian guys!
as said, she's loaded. no gold digger, go watch her show, her house is INSANE!!
she's reasonably clever and seems like an ok chick, not the best face but she does as best she can with what she has which isn't half bad. he's no spring chicken or looker either so hey dont knock it. they would make a hilarious couple:)