Steve Wozniak engaged to Kathy Griffin?

We wouldn't bet the farm on this being true -- after all, it's a celebrity rumor -- but Us Magazine has it that Apple's Steve Wozniak may be engaged to loudmouth Kathy Griffin. Apparently, Kathy was spotted rocking "what appeared to be an engagement ring" at the Emmys, and when questioned about it, she simply stated that she doesn't "kiss and tell." Of course, Kathy has made known that the two are in some sort of relationship, but whether she's well on her way to becoming Woz's wife (or if she's the elusive genius behind Apple's next cash cow) remains to be seen.

[Via The Raw Feed]

[robert @ Sep 21st 2007 9:45PM]

Kathy Griffin? Woz is a frickin genius, but getting with griffin?

[Xavier Gill @ Sep 21st 2007 10:32PM]

I know I'm typing Engadget but I somehow keep getting redirected to TUAW. Even worse now I've ended up at The Superficial...

[Chris Macdonald @ Sep 22nd 2007 8:36AM]

Can we please not hear about this? This is a frickin gadget blog not entertainment tonight. geeeeez

[Hollywood Ron @ Sep 22nd 2007 10:41AM]

Wow, a guy with Woz-level money could do so much better.

[sijay2k @ Sep 23rd 2007 1:23PM]

Since when are Steve Wozniaks engagements gadget news?

You guys should really consider making a separate blog (like engadgetmobile) for Apple-related news only. Would make a ton of people happy, including Apple PR. ;)

[alf @ Sep 21st 2007 9:47PM]

Nobody beats the Woz.

[Legodude522 @ Sep 22nd 2007 1:11AM]

Nobody beats him at jokes either ;)

[strider_mt2k @ Sep 21st 2007 9:48PM]

You forgot to photoshop the dollar signs onto her eyes.

I mean...best wishes to the happy oh nevermind.

[yoshi @ Sep 22nd 2007 12:11AM]

"or if she's the elusive genius behind Apple's next cash cow"

A cow looking for cash?

[Rob @ Sep 21st 2007 10:04PM]

Man, I didn't know the Woz was suicidal.
Sure I don't know the lady. But, she's a bit "crazy."

[Wwhat @ Sep 22nd 2007 12:39PM]

And he isn't is what you are saying?

[njfuzzy @ Sep 22nd 2007 11:10PM]

The actress/comedian herself, or her comedy persona? There is, presumably, a difference.

[Zoolgod @ Sep 21st 2007 10:06PM]

You know, I always thought of Kathy Griffin as the female counterpart of Carrot Top.

*shudder*

[michael prik @ Sep 21st 2007 10:06PM]

i thought she was already married

[Josh L @ Sep 21st 2007 10:54PM]

Hollywood.

[Anthony @ Sep 21st 2007 11:56PM]

Her first husband was siphoning money.

Amusingly enough my wife "tipped" me to this 3 days ago. I thought for about 3 seconds that I should send it to Engadget. Decided not to.

[whatevas @ Sep 21st 2007 10:07PM]

Geeks get the Girls .. yey!



ps. don't worry, surely there's a prenup.

[Joel @ Sep 21st 2007 10:10PM]

Imagine the babies they`ll make....

[TEM @ Sep 21st 2007 10:24PM]

Imagine no more: http://www.macinspector.com/2007/08/wozzy-griffin.html

[thejedipunk @ Sep 22nd 2007 1:28AM]

They should leave the "If They Mated" to the masters over at Late Night with Conan O'Brien.

[jeremy @ Sep 21st 2007 10:19PM]

michael prik @ Sep 21st 2007 10:06PM
"i thought she was already married"

Im sure she was married to but on her tv show she been going on fake dates with celebrity's for "publicity" Im thinking though the woz had the unfortunate experience of being near her when some one was taking a picture!

[Lucas Schafer @ Sep 21st 2007 10:20PM]

Oh god no.

[badtzmaru @ Sep 21st 2007 10:33PM]

Why is everyone hating on Kathy? She was married but she divorced over a year ago. She was dating on her show because, well, she is single.

And Kathy is loaded. She saved a lot from her more "famous" days and invested wisely. She is one of the few multi-millionaire comics (barring a superstar like Chris Rock of course) around today. Her house in LA is worth millions.

She is not super-rich like the Woz though.

[dudeInAmerica @ Sep 21st 2007 10:33PM]

D list no more.. Go iKathy!

[Kaden @ Sep 21st 2007 10:34PM]

Homosapien + Miss Piggy = PUKE

[Wwhat @ Sep 22nd 2007 12:40PM]

The fat one is woz.

[toronado455 @ Sep 21st 2007 10:47PM]

I think they're a cute couple.

[rTwelve @ Sep 21st 2007 10:49PM]

o_O

[Ricky Ashe @ Sep 21st 2007 10:53PM]

WOZ PLEASE FOR GOD'S SAKE STEP AWAY FROM THE "GOLD DIGGER" I MEAN WOMAN...

[Josef F @ Sep 21st 2007 10:58PM]

Yeah, I can see it. She's about as irritating as every other Apple fan I've ever met.

[Josef F @ Sep 21st 2007 11:01PM]

If they are in fact getting hitched, that means we will soon see the Gay Porn special edition of the iPod.



Oh wait, that's redundant.

[Gadget Mike @ Sep 21st 2007 11:18PM]

Just look on the brightside, Woz could have married Bai Ling - ouch!

[Ellianth @ Sep 21st 2007 11:46PM]

Kathy who?

[Mike @ Sep 21st 2007 11:59PM]

Woz who?

[TEM @ Sep 22nd 2007 12:23AM]

When I first read this, I was a bit disgusted, like some of the commenters above, and then I realised that is just dumb. If they love each other, so what? May they be happy.

[Typhoid Mary @ Sep 22nd 2007 12:31AM]

I was stunned when the Clinton/Monica thing came out. I though, "He's the fecking President and that's the tail that he nailed?"

Now Woz, well, HE'S FECKING WOZ FOR GODSAKE! And he chooses Kathy Griffin?!? HAS THE WORLD GONE MAD!!!

[Cassini @ Sep 22nd 2007 12:40AM]

Woz and Kathy Griffin? Now that's an odd combination. How on earth did those two hook up?

[Bill @ Sep 23rd 2007 9:22AM]

Uh..firewire?

[SimbaDogg @ Sep 22nd 2007 12:48AM]

Must be a slow news day if this makes it on engadget...

[Dholcrist @ Sep 22nd 2007 1:01AM]

Wait, how serious are we actually taking this story? Isn't Woz famous for his pranks? And isn't Griffith a "big" comedian that banks off her lesser "star" power? I'm not saying it's impossible to be true, but I would not be surprised in the least if they were both intentionally hinting at marriage as nothing more than a big joke on everyone else. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if they officially announced it, made all kinds of rounds together gathering publicity, and it still turned out to be a prank.

Maybe I overestimate them though.

[Jeve Sobs @ Sep 22nd 2007 1:03AM]

Their kids will be obese , loudmouth , anti-christian , learjet-liberals ;)

[beyond vision @ Sep 22nd 2007 1:04AM]

wozniak ftw?

[mitzmaru @ Sep 22nd 2007 1:22AM]

For a sec I thought I was reading page six??

Guess Kathy has a thing for nerdy guys, her ex is pretty nerdy too.

[uagent @ Sep 22nd 2007 2:12AM]

Y'know, if Woz is gettin' him some, more power to him (esp. considering he's on the Segway Polo Team). If they actually are engaged, and they really care about each other, who're we to judge?

[Travis @ Sep 22nd 2007 2:14AM]

Kathy Griffin..........I wouldn't touch that with rubber gloves, a full body condom, a 40 foot pole, a biohazard suit on, after washing my hands 50 times......I really could go on, but I think you get the picture.

[Alex @ Sep 22nd 2007 3:31AM]

Yeah, she was on Larry King LIVE talking about it and every other sentence that came out was "Do you know how rich he is? I mean, you make what? Millions? We're talking billions here? Yada, yada, yada." I would dump her ass the minute that was aired. Fugly ass goldigger.

[Stan Winstone @ Sep 22nd 2007 7:58AM]

It's the Apple and the a$$hole...

[Dr Buzz0 @ Sep 22nd 2007 9:23AM]

Yea yea... I know people say she's ugly, but I think she's got an okay bod. I'd boink her. Well okay, I mean marriage... no probably not. But hell, I'd take a hummer just the same. I'd think Woz wouldn't have that much trouble getting a hummer though. I mean he's the co-founder of apple. She is a redhead though... and the whole firebush thing can be pretty nifty. So that's a plus.

[nickroz @ Sep 22nd 2007 9:36AM]

Looks like it's time to short AAPL...

[KYDS3K @ Sep 22nd 2007 10:39AM]

Apple-Griffin merger . . . here come the glowing blue babies!