Ok, let's try to big girls and boys while looking at the U-Tsu-Shi-O-Mi Virtual Humanoid, a "mixed reality" avatar from Yokohama National University we recently peeped at our
Tokyo Reader Meetup after escaping from the
NTT DoCoMo labs. Destined to support you in your state of involuntary abstinence, the U-Tsu-Shi-O-Mi system maps a pretty girl onto the robot's anatomically correct, green-cloth surface with the help of a sensor-equipped head-mounted display worn by the lonely, lonely man. The result is a 3D character you can touch and "interact" with. Researcher Michihiko Shoji hopes that the system can be commercialized for arcades and for general use around the home. Slather her up with
artificial human skin and you've bunged the hole Tux could never quite fill. Also available in a chubby doughboy model if that's how you roll. Video? Oh hells yeah, right after the break.
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posted October 12th 2007 7:58AM
Isn't it sad that there are so many lonely people in the world? Is it so hard to change people's attitudes to allow them to connect rather than make robot substitutes?
Even so, an engineer friend of mine answered a question regarding his obsession with anime with "real girls, real problems". He had been burned hard one too many times...
No! it's not designed for the lonely person. that green thing is just a dummy. You need your real ugly girlfriend to make it work so that she will look like Britney Spears when you wear the VR. Ofcourse your girlfriend can wear one too so you will look like Tom Cruise.... and an explosive Sex follows.....
"VirtualGasms", new pop-slang of the future.
Quickly!! Copyright it!!!!
Quickly!! Copyright it!!!!
Celebrity stalkers' dream come true.
Obviously, they've never taken middle school hygiene otherwise they would've never seen the propaganda film...
...Ordinarily, Billy would work hard to make money from his paper route. Then he'd use the money to buy dinner for Mavis, thus earning the slim chance to perform the reproductive act.
But in a world where teens can date robots, why should he bother?
Why should anyone bother?
Let's take a look at Billy's planet a year later...
Where are all the football stars? And where are the biochemists?
They're trapped!
Trapped in a soft, vise-like grip of robot lips.
All civilization was just an effort to impress the opposite sex... and sometimes the same sex.
Now, let's skip forward 80 years into the future... Billy's planet was destroyed by aliens!
Have you guessed the name of Billy's planet?
It was Earth!
Don't date robots!
(Brought to you by the Space Pope.)
Click through to the vid of the avatar showing you her "oh" face.
Clearly thought up by someone playing Everquest II or Second Life way too late at night... Also funny how much work they put into the hand. Like they... intended it to... do something...
She love you long time, longer with Lithium Ion!
I need two of these to make my Olsen twin dream a reality!
I also like how the avatar had a blue glow around her, just like Lucy Liubot did.
Why go for a robot with an A cup. Reminds me of weird science.
Yes! Now I can finally fulfill my lifelong dream of smacking a Japanese woman in the face!
oh my god PORN will never be the same!!!
FUTURAMA bite off.. stop trying to take credit you tard.
That green thing is just a dummy. The real intention of this VR is to make all ugly girlfriends look like a model. Ofcourse your girlfiend can wear one too so you will look like Brad Pitt. More improvement to the glasses to make it thinner for an untimate virtual + real sex!!
I thought the doughboy remark was a joke. Then lo and behold, there it is in the video.
.....I'm all for personal sex bots, but I have a feeling the STD's will leave you with a Shocking* surprise!
You can watch the full sequence of the experience.
Check the new video of U-Tsu-Shi-O-Mi at ASIAGRAPH, held in Tokyo, last week.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htkVlCfCV2M