Chinese astronauts want space-based communist party branch
By Conrad Quilty-Harper 
posted October 20th 2007 11:57PM
posted October 20th 2007 11:57PM
Chinese astronauts want to turn the vast emptiness of space a disturbing shade of red -- and steal the solar wind's precious bodily fluids -- by establishing a space station, along with its very own branch of the Communist Party of China. China's still a long way from setting up its own space station, so General Ripper hasn't got anything to worry about just yet, although next year the country will send a three man crew into space: let us remind you that China is only the third nation on earth to achieve the feat of sending people into space. Anyway, once these "space communists" manage to set up shop in orbit, they'll be looking forward to activities such as "learning the Party's policies and exchanging opinions on the Party's decisions"; potentially including discussion of the Party's decision to send people 200 miles up, only to require they spend the whole time talking about politics.[Image credit, thanks Ebbe!]
E-Coli? It didn't seem to stop the US.
I kid, I kid!
Be scared! Be very very scared!! They are going to rule the universe and paint everything RED!!
Hahaha... I think this paints a scary picture of gullible Westerns than a gullible picture of scary Chinese.
This is actually pretty funny.
yada yada.....Yang Liwei, China's first astronaut....yada yada......"Like foreign astronauts having their beliefs, we believe in Communism, which is also a spiritual power," closed Yang in a statement to Chinese media.
Well, I guess we should respect religious freedom. lol
i'm Chinese, everyone in China knows commie slogans = bs. just live with it. despite China's economic boom, class separation is getting _horrible_