Caption Contest: World's cutest phone can't place a call

Who cares about CDMA, GSM and endless 4G bickering when you don't have any circuits to worry about? This here super-mini Nokia 5200 model might not turn into a proper sized phone when dunked in water, but with that kind of cute-itude, world peace is within its grasp.

Paul: "Sure it looks great now, but will it still be sexy when Nokia gets a 3G version to the States?"
Darren: "Stuart Little said he's keeping this till the 3G iPhone is announced"
Josh: "Barbie called... she's breaking up with you."
Dante: "Finally a real reason to get your fingers whittled."
Chris: "You dried my pants on high heat? My phone was in there!"
Ryan: *ring* Zoolander: "God? You're a kitten?"
Thomas: "Rat Man, your nemesis is calling."
Ross: "And the next version will have a full PURRTY keyboard."

[Via intomobile]

[3rdsun @ Nov 15th 2007 8:00PM]

Hello kitty

[Sirocco @ Nov 15th 2007 8:04PM]

Sure it doesn't work, but it's all about attitude, and who'll know the difference? I want one.

[peter @ Nov 15th 2007 8:05PM]

yes, it blends.

[phrozunsun @ Nov 15th 2007 8:39PM]

no, it's too small to blend, but it will play doom...

[wetworker @ Nov 15th 2007 8:05PM]

should be touch screen, with atleat 16 gigs and maybe a micro sd card slot.

[atrain @ Nov 16th 2007 10:46AM]

I think you've got it mixed up: It doesn't have a microSD slot, you stick it in your touchscreen phones microSD slot!

[wetworker @ Nov 16th 2007 11:15AM]

That could be an option. lol

[mushrooshi @ Nov 15th 2007 8:05PM]

KIRF?

just kidding.

WHAT A CUTE WIDDLE KITTY! HAJIMEMASHITE, NEKO-CHAN!

[Khris @ Nov 15th 2007 8:09PM]

If Apple made it, it would "Just Work".

[phrozunsun @ Nov 15th 2007 8:39PM]

and by "just work" you mean you'd have to hack it to install software to make it useful, right?

[shamrock593 @ Nov 15th 2007 9:38PM]

STOP!

No more Apple/Microsoft comments! Jeepers...

[Khris @ Nov 15th 2007 10:24PM]

@ phrozunsun

Exactly! :)

@ shamrock593

STOP!

No more useless comments! Jeepers...

[phrozunsun @ Nov 15th 2007 11:41PM]

where exactly was microsoft ever mentioned?

[shamrock593 @ Nov 16th 2007 2:43AM]

"where exactly was microsoft ever mentioned?"

It wasn't. But it was bound to be!

[jman315 @ Nov 16th 2007 4:25AM]

microsoft

[thegrey @ Nov 15th 2007 8:11PM]

GTZ ME OUTA DIZ BOX

[Iain @ Nov 15th 2007 8:13PM]

Fools, don't you all realise that's a normal phone, just held by someone with huge hands...

[Bob Sponge @ Nov 15th 2007 8:17PM]

good one, lain

lol

[Stephen Marshall @ Nov 15th 2007 8:19PM]

"I Taut I Taw A Puddy Tat" I think??

[Reader @ Nov 15th 2007 8:35PM]

I think Chris's caption takes the cake. That was pretty hilarious.

Mine:
"If driving a big car means you're compensating for something, what does this imply?"

Sorry, I'm not too good at these, but figured I should give it a try.

[Jim @ Nov 15th 2007 8:36PM]

I'Z IN UR PHONEZ, USIN UP ALL UR MINUTEZ

[DarioC @ Nov 15th 2007 8:38PM]

"...and it even comes with Doom pre-installed"

[joey @ Nov 15th 2007 8:40PM]

Is it me, or does that logo look like a sperm cell on the left of the screen?

[Miles Ross @ Nov 15th 2007 8:44PM]

no no i was thinking the same thing, looks like someone got a little to excited about this when it came out

[Shannin @ Nov 15th 2007 8:41PM]

but dont you just wuv me?

[Jagster @ Nov 15th 2007 8:41PM]

The new iPhone Nano. It doesn't really matter if it's practical or easy to use, as long as it's made by Apple, it will sell like hotcakes.

[Jagster @ Nov 15th 2007 8:42PM]

"Just work" as in "will barely work"?

[Grant @ Nov 15th 2007 8:44PM]

andre the giant called....

[granny down east @ Nov 15th 2007 8:49PM]

I'm in ur slider, doin' Seig Heil!

[Richard Lai @ Nov 15th 2007 8:53PM]

Introducing world's first SIM card with built-in phone.

[Alex Padilla @ Nov 15th 2007 9:25PM]

I swear to god, i was about ready to post this. fuck. kudos to you.

[Moses @ Nov 15th 2007 8:54PM]

Dr. Evil "Heres your new (evil) cell phone mini-me."

[Galang @ Nov 15th 2007 8:56PM]

The newest craze "Miniature Tic-Tac Art"!!!

[xelius @ Nov 15th 2007 8:58PM]

"Hey- I hope you don't mind but I ate the big tic-tac you had on your desk"

[oshean @ Nov 15th 2007 9:01PM]

can u heer meh now?
yep
kthanx

[decadeofevil @ Nov 15th 2007 9:04PM]

damn it must be cold as hell over there

[KC @ Nov 15th 2007 9:10PM]

Reminds me of that phone in Zoolander...

[tiuk @ Nov 17th 2007 11:22AM]

First thing I thought of too ;)

[Brian @ Nov 15th 2007 9:10PM]

"Don't worry Mr. Jones, we're doing your colonoscopy with the camera on my cell phone."

[Ethan @ Nov 15th 2007 9:11PM]

Imagine a Beowulf cluster of these things...

[Felix Fdot @ Nov 15th 2007 9:15PM]

did they grab that pic from the cats that look like hitler site?

[bigassmuffin @ Nov 15th 2007 9:15PM]

Wow, the price of a paperweight have gone down GREATLY since Apple released theirs at $600

[Eric @ Nov 15th 2007 9:16PM]

Nice Helio branding on that...HELIO FANBOYS

[霽月瀛台 @ Nov 15th 2007 9:30PM]

Is Engadget out of news to report?
such a meaningless and stupid report.

[Deuz Augustine @ Nov 15th 2007 10:04PM]

Such a meaningless and stupid comment.

Engadget isn't a news site.

[霽月瀛台 @ Nov 15th 2007 10:25PM]

It was not aimed to bull, but now it seems that it is changing to bull

[Reader @ Nov 15th 2007 11:06PM]

Wow, Engadget has been doing caption contests for a longggg time. If you want strictly news, go to a news site. In case you didn't notice, this is a blog.

[霽月瀛台 @ Nov 15th 2007 11:36PM]

Now I am beginning to understand why Bill Gates said he browsed Engadget at least once a day, I guess he really likes the people more than the content.

[jamma @ Nov 16th 2007 3:32PM]

honestly Engadget. You guys are absolute idiots for being satirical and making us laugh, technology is a serious matter!

[simonjko @ Nov 15th 2007 9:32PM]

I'm a Leopard Inside Too, Honest!