MC Square X1 relaxation DAP heads to America

Considering just how little vacation we Americans manage to take (and how stressed that usually leaves us), the only thing surprising about MC Square's X1 relaxation DAP coming here is how long it has taken. Nevertheless, those interested in picking up a snazzy new DAP and rocking some totally unhip goggles need look no further, as this system utilizes lights and sounds to "induce positive brain waves" and purge those negative vibes from your noggin. As for the player itself, it offers up a paltry 512MB of internal storage space, a miniSD expansion slot, image / text file viewer, voice recorder and an oh-so-vital biorhythm indicator. 'Course, for $399.99, we'd probably just pick up a new console, call in sick, and look a lot less foolish when ridding ourselves of Earthly burdens.

[Via ZatzNotFunny]

[Johnny @ Nov 15th 2007 9:45AM]

way back in 1997, I bought a photosonix muse that does the same thing (sans DAP). you could program it and also download various brainwave programs of the internet. cost me about $150

[LikesGadgetsWillTravel @ Nov 15th 2007 9:49AM]

Did it work? :))

[Johnny @ Nov 15th 2007 10:54AM]

Oh yeah. It really did work. On top of that, it was a great toy to have around when we were getting stoned. Come to think of it... I should get it out of storage, find some hippie, and have a go at it.

[Shane @ Nov 15th 2007 9:59AM]

MC Square...Sounds like a bad rap artist...

[Chris @ Nov 15th 2007 10:56AM]

MC Squircle comin' atcha!!!!

[CR @ Dec 21st 2007 5:23PM]

It actually works. A visiting friend brought along his brand new MC Square Xi, and let us buy it from him. The "sleep" setting combats insomnia, and the "energizer" setting combats mental fog. We've had it about 2 weeks, and think it was worth the $400 cost.