Quite honestly, we're a bit befuddled as to where to even start with this one. Shall we ponder the reasoning behind naming a portable media player "LAZYBUM," or would our time be better spent considering just how absurd the whole "world's first mini-PMP" claim is? Rather than harp on either, we'll just tell you that Pasen's shiny new player sports a 2.8-inch QVGA display, miniSD expansion slot, eight equalizer presets, built-in FM tuner, a voice recorder, integrated text viewer / Tetris-style game and support for MP3, WMA, WAV, AVI, XviD, DivX, ASF, MP4, FLV and lots, lots more. If you're not too offended by the title, and your ego is fine with knowing that this actually isn't the tiniest PMP Earth has ever seen, you probably can't go (too) wrong here.

[Thanks, Christian]