If you count yourself as one of a legion of the "clothes clueless," then this smart closet could be the end of your troubles. It sounds as if you'll need a wardrobe full of
RFID tagged clothes for it to work -- although the specific technology isn't clear -- but once your clothes are
wired sown up, your wardrobe will inform you when you "accidentally" choose the same clothes the second time you meet the same person, and will give you advice on the correct shoes to go with your outfit, among other hints. Of course, the inventors have overlooked an array of paradoxes here (if you're
organized enough to set this up, you've gotta have
some common sense) but we like the wackiness of the idea anyway. If the future's anything like this, we better be ready for a whole lot of patronizing machines.
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posted Nov 18th 2007 9:49PM
They showed this on the former TechTV very long time ago
:( RIP TechTV
G4 totally ruined everything, no more Kevin Rose and Dark Tips, Unscrewed with Martin Sargent, or Screensavers. well i guess Attack of the Show isn't that bad.
I thought i was the only one who missed the screen savers... that was the best tech show ever devised! Patrick and his kilts are lost forever...
Check out some of the TechTV crowd on the TWIT podcast.
But... that's what women (girlfriend, mom, girlfriend robot) are for...
Well this is for geeks..
slow news day?
Yes, VERY slow...
It's not all bad though, this gives me time to go offline and play with my modem's debug mode :-D
im honestly tired of the 'slow news day' cliche...i mean come on its the fucking weekend
"Clueless" was a funny movie.
Does it keep track of your dirty magazines as well?
hrmm... don't you mean "sewn up"?
I'll bet more than one tie or 'going on a date' would make this thing explode ("beep beep does not compute does not compute" - BOOM!). Have the math/AV/model-rocketry club meetings covered, though.
and the photo has just black and white T's in it - binary logic, LOL
Protip:
You can hardly go wrong with Diesel jeans and a thermal from American Eagle (or from anywhere really)
Protip:
Unless you are over 6 foot, don't tuck. Even if you are over 6 foot, don't tuck unless your pants sit dead even with your waist.
Protip:
If you are fat, a hoodie is the most slimming thing you could possibly buy. You'd be better off hitting the gym though.
Oh and this comment is over nine THOUSANDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.
Just chiming in, American Eagle sucks. :(
www.lechateau.com You don't have this place in USA I think, but it rocks.
Or you could have a job that requires professional attire. Having worked as a professional geek for well over a decade, I can assure you there are more jobs for geeks that don't allow jeans than those that do (at least high paying jobs).
Apple created iCloset few years ago, but it was limited to only blue jeans and black turtlenecks. Not their best innovation.
But it "just works." :-D
Yes, but I believe you have to hack it to use third party programs--I mean, to use other colored clothing.
have you come out of the "icloset yet"
a very interesting things, looking forward!
So this tells you which "witty" t-shirt to wear?
So this tells you which "witty" t-shirt to wear?
smart closet. I bet the regular closets are jealous.. I wonder if it can talk too, man that'll be a lot of fun... It'll be nice to have a smart conversation with your closet before you head to work..
Looks like the inventors may need to start using their invention.
Yeah how about an after picture too.
It's going to be very diffcult to dress in a non-geeky fashion even for a Super Computer because all the shirts in the closet are white and all the pants are black!!
So with digital accuracy, this will be able to tell your significant other that yes, that dress does make her butt look big.
Well, maybe that would be "ex-significant other" if you decided to put it into effect.
Hmmm...
Levis, Levis with 1 hole, Levis with 2 holes
Clean Levis for special occasions
TShirt White(dress up only), TShirt Black, TShirt Red
4 type of pants
3 type of shirts
X=#combos X 365days
Will I be seen in the same outfit X times in 1 year?
Isw there a computer program for this? LOL
There is no way I'd take fashion advice from a closet designed by either of those guys.
Thank God I came out of the closet as a teenager!!!...
If not, you would have had a RFID chip implanted in you and been paired with a compatible top or bottom.
Not to far off, though....
LOL, I am just kidding around, here!
The closet looks old.
another scenario were a computer virus can have a real-life impact :-)
//Protip:
Unless you are over 6 foot, don't tuck. Even if you are over 6 foot, don't tuck unless your pants sit dead even with your waist. //
Depends on whether you are wearing a smart shirt, a causal shirt or a t-shirt. Smart shirts should always be tucked in, causal and t-shirts it depends on the shirt itself i.e. the scoop, and the fitting, what you wearing with it and whether you look smart in it.
//Protip:
If you are fat, a hoodie is the most slimming thing you could possibly buy. You'd be better off hitting the gym though.//
Sorry, a hoodie is a bad choice, done up and it makes you have a double chin. Having it loose and it will put an extra 5kg on you, especially if you put stuff in your pockets. No, a better choice is a plain, v-necked, tight knit, fitted woollen jumper, with a light coloured top underneath.
This is why a computer is a bad choice for a wardrobe; it doesn’t understand shapes, colours, textures, and fittings.
Funny,
I gues we are getting close to the time of the Boy Genius {Jimmy Neutron}
In neutron's it was "When Pants attack". I guess in reality we are going to see "When Clothes attack".
Just Joking.
I was on the Accenture team that built the original one of these back in 2001, so this is old old news. I was on the software team that helped build the Expert System that did the matching, and it was absolutely hilarious. We teamed with a group from Nordstrom, and they would always say things like "You could never wear that belt with those pants. Thats an evening belt, and those are day pants." Six guys in jeans and polos had one heck of a time crafting the rules for womens high fashion.
The closest never caught on, but the concept of trying to upsell you on a entire outfit did. Not sure how Accenture did with the idea, but I've seen the same concept from various online retailers.