Things you should not do to your Pleo
By Ryan Block 
posted December 3rd 2007 8:17PM
posted December 3rd 2007 8:17PM
- Abuse Pleo
- Get Pleo wet
- Throw, drop, or violently shake Pleo
- Sit on Pleo
- Place Pleo near heat or flames
- Place Pleo in sand, soil, or mud
- Leave Pleo with other pets or animals capable of biting or damaging him
- Risk overheating Pleo by covering him with a blanket during play
- Allow small children to play with Pleo unsupervised
- Let Pleo know where you keep the cash
- Taunt happy fun Pleo
- Let Pleo have more than two drinks
- Divulge to Pleo Bush's famous secret family recipe for baked beans
- Pretend that Pleo will love you back
- Feed Pleo after midnight; get it wet
- Attempt to housetrain Pleo by rubbing its nose in own e-xcrement
- Call the cops, man, Pleo just needs a place to crash for the night
- Punch Pleo, especially in the gut -- Pleo knows where you live
- Let Pleo continuously check in and out of rehab
- Remove skin, for this is the stuff of nightmares
- Have Pleo spayed or neutered; Despite Bob Barker's incessant recommendations this will not stop the impending robot revolution
DO NOT
DO NOT assume voices in your head urging you to kill are coming from Pleo; they are actually coming from Elmo
DO NOT make Pleo part of your nutritious breakfast
DO NOT use Pleo to plug leaks in orbiting spacecraft
DO NOT use Pleo as substitute for parental love and affection
DO NOT place Pleo in Blendtec blender, make viral video
DO NOT have Pleo carbon-dated and use as basis for doctoral dissertation
DO NOT attempt to install Linux on your Pleo
DO NOT bring Pleo to knife fight
DO NOT scream "YABBA DABBA DOO" and attempt to slide down tail of Pleo
DO NOT encourage Pleo to take up smoking
DO NOT use Pleo in lieu of steel plating to uparmor Humvee
DO NOT name your Pleo "Muhammad" and take on vacation to Sudan
AHAHAHAH!!!!!
"DO NOT name your Pleo Muhammad and take him on vacation to Sudan"
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I love you man.
that is awesome man
Har har... Most stupidest... It's either most stupid or stupidest.
I guess most stupidest could just mean it's really really stupid.
Never let Pleo play with flame-o-sapiens
Do Not welcome [Pleo] as your robotic overlord.
Don't let Pleo go "spelunking"
DO NOT let Pleo date your sister. It will only end badly. Pleo can't be tied down to one chick.
Don't bring pleo into iraq, or he will either get run over, or blown up into many little pieces from a roadside IED.
In case of water evacuation DO NOT use pleo as floatation device
Pleo will never threaten to stab you.
In reference to "don't remove skin" - it's not so scary:
a skinless Pleo at http://flickr.com/photos/roblee/97267853/in/pool-pleo/
You must never let Pleo meet furby, lest he learn some nasty habits about reporting the things he hears.
if you let pleo alone with you
it will make you download ilegal songs, movies, software, and other ilegal things
after you this it will take your soul and make to another Pleo
it will nver stop
Do not tell Pleo the differences between a Mac and a PC, he will get stuck.
Do not let Pleo play with your Wii. He might implode with excitement.
The Enrichment Center reminds you that [Pleo] cannot speak. In the event that [Pleo] does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice.
Pleo is Not a Pokemon, he cannot attack other Pleos for your enjoyment.
Do use Pleo with out having your strap and bumper over him at all times, as result can be a broken TV Window lamp etc...
If Pleo cant not be found after a year in production dont blame pleo, blame demand... pleo is NOT being held back to keep demand high.
Do Not Put Pleo in your mouth as it may result in a extacy like high, and induce vomiting if pleo is ingested somehow.
Do not allow Mum, Dad, to touch Pleo. It's Evil!
Do not allow Pleo to play World of Warcraft, for he will attempt to unionize the raptors.
Do not allow Pleo to forget where his towel is.
Do not allow Pleo to merge with Android 17.
Do not make Pleo angry. You wouldn't like him angry.
Understand that with great Pleo, comes great responsibility.
All your Pleo are belong to us.
In Soviet Russia, Pleo Do Nots you.
Damn!
Take away all the fun things.
Looks like I'll just have to start doing them to my kids again!
Ummmm, kidding!
Please do not mod Pleo...dinosaurs should not have led lights coming out of their ass, and thermaltake fans in their stomach.
What the hell is a Pleo?
DO NOT ask Pleo what it is, or question it's existence
Don't let Pleo learn English from Engadget readers
Poor grammar - "...It's 'feed Pleo AFTER midnight', not before..."
Poor use of a personal pronoun - "...be "feed you Pleo after midnight; get it wet"...
Repeating ourselves - "...two times you see you see Pleo..."
Poor Spelling - "...Don't tase Pleo, bro..."
You don't start a sentence with a symbol - "...see Pleo. & then later..."
We can't type - "...."or at lesat make sure its fall is assisted...."
Pleave? - What's a "Pleave"?
??? - "....Never let Pleo play Neopets...." Shouldn't it be 'with' Neopets?
Shit...I had to stop....I don't have that much time in my day...
??? - "....Never let Pleo play Neopets...." Shouldn't it be 'with' Neopets?
Neopets is the name of the game. So it does work.
Poor Spelling - "...Don't tase Pleo, bro..."
There's nothing with this.
Ok....Tase...You are correct...I am incorrect...
My ass/u/m(e)-ption was... 'tease'
I like 'tase' better... :)
Can I say it....?
Thanks for makin' a 'monkey' outta of me, ya monkey...
Have a Great Day...
Dude... Tase / Taze is a new word. (Oxford Dict. 2007) It is verb form of Tazer.
Just google University Florida Taser Kerry.
Geesh... Where have you been for past few months?
DO NOT attempt to teach your Pleo proper english, it really just doesn't care...
DO NOT let Pleo read 1984. It'll get too many ideas.
Pleo does not need a brother/sister... it doesn't do too well with jealousy.
DO NOT let Pleo sleep in the same room as you when you have a significant other in the bed... *awkward*
DO NOT attempt to diaper Pleo, "Just in case"
DO NOT let Pleo see you making eggs for breakfast. It would just raise too many questions and I mean c'mon, do you really need all that?
NEVER order the dino-burger around your Pleo.
DO NOT post pictures of your Pleo on the internet and charge a fee to see them.
NEVER take your eyes off of Pleo.
NEVER talk about pleo behind its back. It sees and hears all!!!
Do not attempt to make sweet love to Pleo.
Do not let Pleo have the Red Pill!! IT IS A MACHINE!!!!
Do not encourage Pleo's natural curiosity about it's own body, because that is dirty and forbidden!!!
Do not attempt to merge Pleo with a "real doll". Thats just wrong.
Do not let Pleo star in a World of Warcraft commercial where it plays as a Gnome Warlock. Freakin Shatner!
Do not attach airsoft weapons to Pleo which activate during it's "happy" emote! WAIT WAIT DO add airsoft weapons to Pleo which activate during it's "happy" emote.
Be afraid when Pleo, your R2D2 bot and your Robosapien start talking together, none of them are three laws safe!!!!! CALIBAAAAAAAANNN!!!!!!!!
This has GOT to be the funniest post I have ever read on Engadget, and the absolute best comments ever. You fellow posters rock!
Don't try to play DOOM with it!
This is great. We need more articles like this!
DO NOT tell Pleo to "Go F Himself"
Don't feed your Pleo after midnight or get the Pleo wet.
Some good web designer needs to make an all out Pleo Porn site, with sample videos, subscription plans and the like. It would be hilarious!
Do not use Pleo as a free energy device.
Do not put Pleo on a stick.
You know, all this started because:
Some nut, said to his wife, "Honey, I think I'll take Pleo and (blank)"
If after playing with Pleo, you have pleopism for more than four hours call .....
Do not attempt to install and/or play Doom on Pleo
Seriously, if you do, we'll have to put him down to make sure the Doom daemons don't escape through Pleo.
(I'm serious, I have my shotgun at the ready.)
... and Neopets is a "Game" and not a "Toy"
You play "with" a toy and you play games. Not the other way around...
For external use only.
Do not deprive Pleo of his daily viewing of "The Core."
DO NOT let pleo near your PS3/X360, pleo will make love to them and erease all you datta!!