Barbie B2 touchscreen MP3 player in pink and bearskin

If you've ever wondered how Barbie will prey upon the insecurities of the future generation of robot-assimilated little girls -- this is it. Somewhere in that Planet of the Apes, dystopian fembot horde sits the touchscreen Barbie B2 MP3 player. Unfortunately, without any clues for scale, the device is either the size of a fingernail, or giant Barbies with even more preposterous breast-to-hips ratios are invading Korea as we speak. We'll guess something closer to the former (while secretly hoping for the latter).

Update: We found the site pushing the B2. Of course, the makeup case design comes with a mirror to remind your little princess that she'll never quite meet the corporate beauty standard. Picture after the break.

[Thanks, MadHat]

[octoberasian Posted Dec 6th 2007 1:59AM]

That just... looks creepy, I'm sorry. >.>

[McKeegan Posted Dec 6th 2007 9:40AM]

I am SO having nightmares tonight...

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 6th 2007 2:22AM]

someone had a go with his/her pubic hair

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 6th 2007 2:43AM]

Your pubic hair looks like that?

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 6th 2007 3:18AM]

Sure!

You'll see, the day you grow pubic hair of your own :p

[mm Posted Dec 6th 2007 2:21AM]

WTF?! That's HIDEOUS!

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 6th 2007 2:29AM]

where is the touchscreen mp3 player engadget speaks of? i see only four make-up boxes.

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 6th 2007 2:30AM]

Sweet lord is that scary.

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 6th 2007 2:31AM]

Not only that, but why did Barbie get chest hair before Ken?

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 6th 2007 3:17AM]

The two with hats remind of Russians.

[Lord Farkward Posted Dec 6th 2007 3:25AM]

what made you think that they're hats?

if they have such crazy ass chest hair, expect them to have crazy ass hair with crazy ass hairdo's.

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 6th 2007 3:48AM]

And I just noticed my sentence is barely intelligible. Their milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 6th 2007 3:20AM]

It's modeled after, and approximately the size of, a makeup compact. It's even got a little mirror inside.

Supported Formats: MP3, WMA, JPG
FM Radio
Voice Recorder
2GB Internal Memory
96x96px OLED
Dimensions (mm): 52.4 x 54.6 x 15.1

Mini-site here with shots of the actual device:
http://www.inno.co.kr/b2/imb/products03.php

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 6th 2007 6:03PM]

Any decent vain 9 year old girl demands A2DP profile with their compact makeup MP3 vanity necklace!!!! And a compact makeup MP3 vanity necklace mirror that will reflect an image 20 pounds thinner then appear!!! They DEMAND!!!

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 6th 2007 3:43AM]

Hey, it's undead Barbie!

[fortis24 Posted Dec 6th 2007 3:56AM]

Meet Skynet's new model, they'll kill you in you're sleep.

[Kizorblade Posted Dec 6th 2007 4:13AM]

I wonder where you stick the headphone jack...

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 6th 2007 5:45AM]

Necessity is the mother of invention. If this is invention, I am wondering what is "necessity"? Though one ...

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 6th 2007 7:56AM]

is that the wife of frankenstein

[spike443 Posted Dec 6th 2007 8:01AM]

She's, ummm...shiny!

[eddieexe Posted Dec 6th 2007 6:59PM]

What the hell is up with this scary shit!? How do you market this as an MP3 player for 5 year olds?!

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 7th 2007 2:43AM]

There's a video of it in Korea here:
http://www.mongdori.com/forums/read.php?2,999

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 7th 2007 5:10PM]

Hahahaha! Those silver, hairy, Barbies are soooo insane. I would probably think about getting the MP3 player... just because I'm a Barbie addict.... but in no way will I look forward to buying those dolls, they're so shiny & hairy! Did I mention shiny & hairy? NIGHTMARES!!! =|