USB missile launcher goes wireless

Never content with leaving their gimmicky products as is, the perfectionists over at Brando are prepping yet a third iteration of the wildly-popular USB missile launcher, with the new model featuring an upgrade to wireless control. Cubicle commandos now have over a 15-foot range from their workstations to wage this geekiest form of warfare, thanks to a two-part system that connects transmitter and launcher with a proprietary RF signal. If you happen to work in the type of environment that condones this sort of silly behavior, or just want to go out with a bang, the set can be yours for $45 starting on the 20th.

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 12th 2007 9:29AM]

Nice, now you can place the missile launcher where it can actually defend you from the invasors

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 12th 2007 11:12PM]

Are you trying to say Investors?

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 12th 2007 9:36AM]

This is like playing AIR SOFT in a business environment.

Its too dangerous and too time consuming. Offices have already banned these things.

Imagine the kinda lawsuit you'd face if someone got hit in the eye?

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 12th 2007 9:39AM]

You are bumming me out, man. I was all set to introduce my USB Office Flamethrower, but now you've pretty much killed my dream.

[thethirdmoose Posted Dec 12th 2007 9:47AM]

Hit in the eye from a nerf gun?
Quit whining.

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 12th 2007 9:56AM]

Nerf banned? What is the world coming to?

[xyrcncp Posted Dec 12th 2007 11:42AM]

waaaaaaa. Such a bummer you are.

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 12th 2007 4:20PM]

Well, I seem to still have a wired USB missile launcher not three feet from my head that hasn't been confiscated...

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 12th 2007 9:45AM]

I bet it only works with windows, dammit.

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 12th 2007 9:58AM]

Actually theres software out for the wired version for Linux and OS X so I imagine this will be the case for this version too

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 12th 2007 9:52AM]

I want one yesterday.

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 12th 2007 9:56AM]

hrrm, looks like someone might be able to hack this to make a cheap wireless USB hub... someone get hacking and prove/disprove and then i'll follow suit ;)

[Richard Posted Dec 12th 2007 10:01AM]

I thought I saw titties...

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 12th 2007 10:11AM]

I think I might try mounting one of these on a Robosapien set to patrol mode and find a way for him to give the command to fire...

Begun, the cube wars have...

[jaalin Posted Dec 12th 2007 10:39AM]

around the office drones a perimeter create

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 12th 2007 11:16AM]

Patience, much work to do, you still have

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 12th 2007 10:26AM]

So, will this allow hacking into your enemy missile silo via your wireless connection?

Imagine the levels of warfare this will introduce.

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 12th 2007 10:39AM]

Add A WebCam And it's all set :D
Remote Targeting :D :D

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 12th 2007 10:54AM]

Airsoft mod (http://www.inventgeek.com/Projects/usbairsoftturret/overview.aspx) + wireless = the ultimate cheap turrent!

[arkansized Posted Dec 12th 2007 12:49PM]

Give me GPS guidance and I am in.

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 12th 2007 2:52PM]

It looks to me that this works via IR as opposed to RF. The red tinted lens inside a white dish is the tip-off. The linked website says nothing about RF and only mentions the product is "wireless".