Caption contest: the Cyberdyne Cinema

There's actually some nice gear in the Cyberdyne Cinema -- B&W speakers, a Mitsu HC5000 1080p projector, and Rotel amps -- but anything dressed up this hideously can't escape a little caption fun. We'll get you started:

Dante: "Oh wow... it crashed my eyes."
Evan: "The failure of T3 wrecked havoc on Arnold's home theater budget."
Josh: "Cyberdyne's bank accounts were substantially smaller in 2007."
Ryan: "Apparently this is all that passes for a decent home theater after the robot rebellion."
Nilay: "My eyes sense tackiness, the data could be called pain."
Thomas: "Pleather: Tougher than Judgment Day."

[Via UberReview]

[Slappywag @ Dec 13th 2007 2:48PM]

"Bones, take Spock, Scotty, and Ensign Johnson down to the planet surface, and see if you can stop Khan."

Maybe he will make it back, maybe he won't?

[frank @ Dec 13th 2007 4:05PM]

Nilay WINS!

[Julien @ Dec 13th 2007 4:21PM]

MTV Cribs: Optimus Prime's Cybertron-esque Cinema Room.

[Evan @ Dec 13th 2007 2:50PM]

One of the many unused props from the Back to the Future movies.

[Gavin @ Dec 13th 2007 2:56PM]

"There will be no Christmas bonus this year, instead Cyberdyne decided to give everyone the Etch-A-Sketch 2000 as presents"

[Neophytos @ Dec 13th 2007 2:51PM]

Helen Keller picks up a new hobby. Home theater design?

[Jonathan-DBOSS @ Dec 13th 2007 6:58PM]

But... can it play doom?

[Jared @ Dec 13th 2007 2:51PM]

I'm pretty sure my wife would kill me!

[3rdsun @ Dec 13th 2007 2:54PM]

Cyberdyne Cinema : Flintstones meets HD

[Dean @ Dec 13th 2007 2:55PM]

all your base are belong to us

[Neophytos @ Dec 13th 2007 2:58PM]

Mmm the wonders of silver spray paint!

[iptydafu @ Dec 13th 2007 3:06PM]

Sadly, Mr. Piatsi never had chance to enjoy his creation, having succumbed to spray-paint fumes and silica dust.

[Rainier @ Dec 13th 2007 2:58PM]

Remote control sold separately...

[Vic @ Dec 13th 2007 2:58PM]

The last remnants of the Cyberdyne research facility, tucked away in "tha Govanahs" basement.

[dkffiv @ Dec 13th 2007 2:58PM]

"Does everybody know what time it is?

TOOL TIME!

That's right! Binford Tools is proud present Tim 'The Tool Man' Taylor!

Today, we're proud to present 'The Man's Home Theater System.' Needs more power, ahr ahr ahr.

I don't think so Tim."

[DJWhiplash2001 @ Dec 13th 2007 3:05PM]

Wow I was totally thinking that. You beat me to it :(. "The Man's Bathroom" was an awesome episode :D

[Fernando G. @ Dec 13th 2007 3:00PM]

what you are seeing is the interior of the new K.I.T.T.

[Toadlet @ Dec 13th 2007 3:02PM]

Oh, look. The Terminator is on.... AGAIN.

[George @ Dec 13th 2007 3:03PM]

Optimus Prime couldn't understand why his awesome custom basement didn't get him more play.

[Big B @ Dec 13th 2007 3:02PM]

"After the machines took over, all that was left of humanity was Leather, Aluminium, and Home Theatre. Of course, Cyberdyne was to blame."

[cwj @ Dec 13th 2007 3:06PM]

From the "Rejected EPCOT Revamp Idea" pile...

[Zak MacDonald @ Dec 13th 2007 3:19PM]

Cyberdyne Cinema - Oops! Did we say Terminator? We totally meant WALL-E

[dan Katz @ Dec 13th 2007 3:09PM]

CE-Oh no he didn't: The Miles Dyson Interview

[Blake Mayerle @ Dec 13th 2007 3:09PM]

Terminator: "John Connor, I am here to save you from your future purchase from Best Buy."

John: "What do you mean?"

Terminator: "In the future, your home theater Cyber-sucks!"

[Scott @ Dec 13th 2007 3:07PM]

On December 13, 2007 the Cyberdyne Home Theater became self aware. The depression that set it shortly thereafter has lead to massive counseling bills.

[onedollarbill @ Dec 13th 2007 3:08PM]

4:3 FTW... oh wait

[noazark @ Dec 13th 2007 3:09PM]

you just killed my mom, thanks.

[Paul Muller @ Dec 13th 2007 3:51PM]

"Hey Mr. Peabody, where is the WayBack machine taking us today?"

[Max @ Dec 13th 2007 3:11PM]

"Why do you cry?"
"We cry when it hurts."
"Pain causes it?"

"No, staring at this home theater does."

[hp540 @ Dec 13th 2007 4:11PM]

brilliant. this one wins!

[Trey Smedley @ Dec 13th 2007 3:15PM]

It's no wonder Cyberdyne missed thier start-up date. With setups like these they won't be online till 2020.

[Bryan @ Dec 13th 2007 3:16PM]

Watch movies in perfect surround sound. Marvel at the crystal clear HD display. Breath in the scent of rich leather. Never kiss a girl.

[Gennady @ Dec 13th 2007 3:16PM]

The CyberDyne Cinema : Yoda's present to Obi-Won Kanobi

[dataminer49er @ Dec 13th 2007 3:17PM]

Just because you can do it doesn't mean it should be done.

[Will @ Dec 13th 2007 3:18PM]

Unbeknownst to those seated, Miles Dyson is about to breathe his last.

[TheWebBlogger @ Dec 13th 2007 3:25PM]

I built it ! Nobody came !

[Rob @ Dec 13th 2007 3:24PM]

This is "Astronaut Jones' Headquarters."

[ericdj @ Dec 13th 2007 3:27PM]

If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

[jptech @ Dec 13th 2007 3:30PM]

"Come vith me if you vant to vatch a moooovie!"

[fred @ Dec 13th 2007 3:54PM]

Totally stole my thunder

[dgluna @ Dec 13th 2007 3:32PM]

Cyberdyne says to Bang & Olufsen "I'll be back!"

[jeff @ Dec 13th 2007 6:28PM]

It is a tumor!

[Johnny @ Dec 13th 2007 3:36PM]

Cyberdyne Cinema: Terminating good taste since 2007

[Sylvanus @ Dec 13th 2007 3:35PM]

[At the trial of Cyberdyne v. Kool-Aid Man]

"Your honor, this wall is all that is left from the Cyberdyne headquaters after Kool-Aid Man burst through the building."

[Shawn @ Dec 13th 2007 3:38PM]

Cyberdyne and Alcoa, it was bound to happen.

[Sylvanus @ Dec 13th 2007 3:37PM]

For all the fancy gear, by 2008 this will be just another lame attraction in Walt Disney's Carousel of Progress.

[Jason Rhyne @ Dec 13th 2007 3:37PM]

From the producers of Beauty and the Geek and Pimp My Ride comes the next big thing for people who still live with their mom. "Pimp My Room". In the first episode we find "Terminator" fanboy John Connor (yes that's right he officially changed his name) getting his room "PIMPED".

In related news: Xzibit was found walking the streets repeating words "I'm not doing that S*76".

(UPDATE) "Pimp My Room" was just canceled as Fanboys revolted against MTV for not living up to their perfect imaginations of what fan's room looks like.

In related news: Xzibit was just found to be okay and made statement that "I told them all they needed to do to pimp a room was a bar, hot and drunk girl, and stripper pole"

(UPDATE)Engadget stock has risen drastically with the purchase of stripper poles and liquor manufacturers. A flood of hot girls where heading in the direction of the engadget office stating that they don't know what uber geek is but it sounds delicious.

[Brian @ Dec 13th 2007 3:38PM]

Destroying the human race one living room at a time.

Having seen it's future in the Terminator movies, Cyberdyne develops a new MO.

[Semantix @ Dec 13th 2007 3:41PM]

Don't worry, it looks a lot better after the synthetic skin is added.

[ashwinmudigonda @ Dec 13th 2007 3:45PM]

Apparently when the wife said, "Do whatever the fuck you want," this is not what she meant. Starting bid - 10K$.