Caption contest: the Cyberdyne Cinema

There's actually some nice gear in the Cyberdyne Cinema -- B&W speakers, a Mitsu HC5000 1080p projector, and Rotel amps -- but anything dressed up this hideously can't escape a little caption fun. We'll get you started:

Dante: "Oh wow... it crashed my eyes."
Evan: "The failure of T3 wrecked havoc on Arnold's home theater budget."
Josh: "Cyberdyne's bank accounts were substantially smaller in 2007."
Ryan: "Apparently this is all that passes for a decent home theater after the robot rebellion."
Nilay: "My eyes sense tackiness, the data could be called pain."
Thomas: "Pleather: Tougher than Judgment Day."

[Via UberReview]