Caption contest: the Cyberdyne Cinema
By Nilay Patel 
posted Dec 13th 2007 2:42PM
posted Dec 13th 2007 2:42PM
Dante: "Oh wow... it crashed my eyes."
Evan: "The failure of T3 wrecked havoc on Arnold's home theater budget."
Josh: "Cyberdyne's bank accounts were substantially smaller in 2007."
Ryan: "Apparently this is all that passes for a decent home theater after the robot rebellion."
Nilay: "My eyes sense tackiness, the data could be called pain."
Thomas: "Pleather: Tougher than Judgment Day."
[Via UberReview]
"Bones, take Spock, Scotty, and Ensign Johnson down to the planet surface, and see if you can stop Khan."
Maybe he will make it back, maybe he won't?
Nilay WINS!
MTV Cribs: Optimus Prime's Cybertron-esque Cinema Room.
One of the many unused props from the Back to the Future movies.
"There will be no Christmas bonus this year, instead Cyberdyne decided to give everyone the Etch-A-Sketch 2000 as presents"
Helen Keller picks up a new hobby. Home theater design?
But... can it play doom?
I'm pretty sure my wife would kill me!
Cyberdyne Cinema : Flintstones meets HD
all your base are belong to us
Mmm the wonders of silver spray paint!
Sadly, Mr. Piatsi never had chance to enjoy his creation, having succumbed to spray-paint fumes and silica dust.
Remote control sold separately...
The last remnants of the Cyberdyne research facility, tucked away in "tha Govanahs" basement.
"Does everybody know what time it is?
TOOL TIME!
That's right! Binford Tools is proud present Tim 'The Tool Man' Taylor!
Today, we're proud to present 'The Man's Home Theater System.' Needs more power, ahr ahr ahr.
I don't think so Tim."
Wow I was totally thinking that. You beat me to it :(. "The Man's Bathroom" was an awesome episode :D
what you are seeing is the interior of the new K.I.T.T.
Oh, look. The Terminator is on.... AGAIN.
Optimus Prime couldn't understand why his awesome custom basement didn't get him more play.
"After the machines took over, all that was left of humanity was Leather, Aluminium, and Home Theatre. Of course, Cyberdyne was to blame."
From the "Rejected EPCOT Revamp Idea" pile...
Cyberdyne Cinema - Oops! Did we say Terminator? We totally meant WALL-E
CE-Oh no he didn't: The Miles Dyson Interview
Terminator: "John Connor, I am here to save you from your future purchase from Best Buy."
John: "What do you mean?"
Terminator: "In the future, your home theater Cyber-sucks!"
On December 13, 2007 the Cyberdyne Home Theater became self aware. The depression that set it shortly thereafter has lead to massive counseling bills.
4:3 FTW... oh wait
you just killed my mom, thanks.
"Hey Mr. Peabody, where is the WayBack machine taking us today?"
"Why do you cry?"
"We cry when it hurts."
"Pain causes it?"
"No, staring at this home theater does."
brilliant. this one wins!
It's no wonder Cyberdyne missed thier start-up date. With setups like these they won't be online till 2020.
Watch movies in perfect surround sound. Marvel at the crystal clear HD display. Breath in the scent of rich leather. Never kiss a girl.
The CyberDyne Cinema : Yoda's present to Obi-Won Kanobi
Just because you can do it doesn't mean it should be done.
Unbeknownst to those seated, Miles Dyson is about to breathe his last.
I built it ! Nobody came !
This is "Astronaut Jones' Headquarters."
If you have to ask, you can't afford it.
"Come vith me if you vant to vatch a moooovie!"
Totally stole my thunder
Cyberdyne says to Bang & Olufsen "I'll be back!"
It is a tumor!
Cyberdyne Cinema: Terminating good taste since 2007
[At the trial of Cyberdyne v. Kool-Aid Man]
"Your honor, this wall is all that is left from the Cyberdyne headquaters after Kool-Aid Man burst through the building."
Cyberdyne and Alcoa, it was bound to happen.
For all the fancy gear, by 2008 this will be just another lame attraction in Walt Disney's Carousel of Progress.
From the producers of Beauty and the Geek and Pimp My Ride comes the next big thing for people who still live with their mom. "Pimp My Room". In the first episode we find "Terminator" fanboy John Connor (yes that's right he officially changed his name) getting his room "PIMPED".
In related news: Xzibit was found walking the streets repeating words "I'm not doing that S*76".
(UPDATE) "Pimp My Room" was just canceled as Fanboys revolted against MTV for not living up to their perfect imaginations of what fan's room looks like.
In related news: Xzibit was just found to be okay and made statement that "I told them all they needed to do to pimp a room was a bar, hot and drunk girl, and stripper pole"
(UPDATE)Engadget stock has risen drastically with the purchase of stripper poles and liquor manufacturers. A flood of hot girls where heading in the direction of the engadget office stating that they don't know what uber geek is but it sounds delicious.
Destroying the human race one living room at a time.
Having seen it's future in the Terminator movies, Cyberdyne develops a new MO.
Don't worry, it looks a lot better after the synthetic skin is added.
Apparently when the wife said, "Do whatever the fuck you want," this is not what she meant. Starting bid - 10K$.