Read - USB Santa Boots: because attaching your shoes to your desk is so very practical. [Via Geeksugar]
Read - The Super Mario Brothers USB mushroom lamp: Never has $13 so thoroughly ensured your virginity.
Read - Faux-steampunk webcam: It's amazing that the designer probably wasn't trying for steampunk, yet screwed it up so badly. [Via TechDigest]
Read - Slipper Mouse with programmable pedals: Look ma, no hands! Or dignity! [Thanks, Todd]
Read - Luckystar MTV format PMP: Has anyone ever actually seen an MTV format video file? Were they happy about it? [Via PMP Today]
Read - Tongfang Quadro-Platinum PMP: Just when you thought Tongfang was crawling to respectability, it busts this Pat Booned Zune up at you. [Via PMP Today]
Read - Chocolate bar concept hard drive: In case you didn't have enough drive letters to keep track of. [Via Pocket-lint]
Read - Gas-powered RC Hummer monster truck: Not wasting enough gas in your real Hummer? Why not spend $700 on a toy one? [Via BeSportier]