Caption contest: the harmonigadget
posted Dec 23rd 2007 1:08PM
A gentleman named Robert was spotted wearing this contraption at a Starbucks in the East Village. Apparently he calls it a Portable Gadget Center. We call it hilarious. Close up after the break...
Ryan: "The Dylan of his generation, Bobby could type AND dial a call with his tongue at the very same time."
Evan: "Why yes, this IS the first date I've ever been on; how did you know?"
Chris: "Years of latte-infused spittle had rendered Robert's array of devices useless, but a longstanding disinterest in using his arms -- indeed, the inspiration for the contraption itself -- had prevented him from wiping them with a damp cloth."
Dante: "I thought it made you look cool until I spotted the baby blue G-Shock."
Ross: "I don't CARE if it doubles as your retainer!"
The Nerds call this new style the 'Ring Ring Bling Bling'.
It is duct taped together haha.
Don't mock! I admire his creativity and bravery!
Actually, it looks to be electrical tape. It's black and not as wide as duct tape.
And ironically, he probably orders like, "grande moche, extra pump, half skinny"
And exactly how does that constitute irony?
After continuously getting his outdated gadgets wet in the bath, Robert decided it would be easier to carry around a drying rack, rather than removing his gadget laden pants before having a dip.
Introducing... The iRack!
@Dhomas, ironic, because he's obviously not picky about the crap he wears around his neck ... however he's probably one of the moronic fools that figures the longer it takes to order his coffee, the cooler it sounds. hmmm duh. Sorry if I hit a nerve by stating an order that matches too closely to yours.
Needs more cowbell?
SEXY
can I haz gadget?
Recycle: The Possibilities are endless!
Robert found that his new solar powered neck magnet was able to pickpocket people with ease.
'TomToms R&D department have come a long way since the 80's.'
I ran out of pockets.
Looks more like it's built for a T-rex with little arms.
There's a fine line between genius and insanity.
Geniously Insane! :D
Gadget Santa's sled has broken down
wow
Sorry, I have no caption . . . but I bet if you were able to pan upward, the wearer would bear a striking resemblance to Comic Book Guy.
Okay, maybe I do have a caption, then:
"Best . . . Bling bling . . . ever."
This is what happens when you don't wear pants.
And hidden from the photo, is a piece of string which allows the harmonigadget to be lowered around the waist, where the unspoken is done.
Yes, it plays Doom.
Leave my dad alone!
Your dad is a very disturbed man.
Why have only one gadget when i can have all my gadgets with me all the time
woot
"Oh yes. Chicks dig the bling bling"
Now I know what to get my wife!!
Don't laugh. It's patented.
What's worse is the fact that he is wearing, not one, but TWO pink shirts...
... with a green scarf.
That is probably causing enough interference to render all of his gadgets useless.
A cheeseburger please. Oh it's alright, I've got my own tray.
whatever it is I sure want one. Reminds me of the harmonica splints we used to use when we played our guitars. Can't make out the other junk that's in there however. Can anyone else?
That man is so out there...who else could wear a maroon tshirt with a maroon corduroy jacket and get away with it?
Fashion Police?
iNecklace
No! The "iGeek"
nah thats beyond geek. i fully accept my geekiness because im just here right now. haha
I just got an iPhone so I wouldn't have to wear one of those anymore!
Inventor: "So - with this: I can call someone, I get a page whenever I get an email, this is a GPS locater, and this watch lets me tell time...It lets me do everything!"
Stranger: (Pulls out Blackberry) "So does this...."
Inventor: "D'oh!"
"Well alright... Its a 'jump to conclusions holder;' its McDonalds straws with different conclusions duck-taped to it that you can.. 'jump to'."
"That is the stupidest idea I have ever heard."
"Yes, this idea, it is hordible"
Ahhh, the old 'jump to conclusions..." Haven't heard that in a while. Thanks for bringin' it back!
You sure those are drinking straws? Looks like the broken rack out of the bottom shelf in my fridge, hey wait a minute..!
1997 called and wants its technology back.
FSJ called: He wants his iPhone back
Robert "Multitask" Murphy prides himself on his daunting collection of anything and everything 90's. Sadly, his ensemble lacks his Blues Traveler collection, but a portable CD player slot is in the works.
Fanny pack, you have been outdone.
It's a shower caddy.