USB Punch Head takes a beating, relieves stress

Need to blow off some serious steam? Got an extra USB port that you just can't seem to fill? If you managed to answer "yes" to both of said questions, you're in luck. Coming in March, the USB Punch Head enables users to beat and batter a USB-connected head and receive all sorts of instant gratification as the on-screen face gets disfigured and a variety of expected "oohs" and "arghs" are emitted from your speakers. Best of all, the actual head that you maul is interchangeable, and users can even upload photos of their favorite enemies for maximum satisfaction. Hit the read for a couple of demonstrative videos.

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 23rd 2007 2:38PM]

...And when little Billy got scared of the bullies, he would just remember what his dad told him. "It isn't that they are jealous of your or anything, they just suck. So don't stand up to them and end up in the ER, just use your Shrunken Head". And so he did. Once day he brought it to school...

[fernando Posted Dec 23rd 2007 3:02PM]

BIZARRO

[RioRyan Posted Dec 23rd 2007 3:04PM]

Is there one that looks like Bill Gates?

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 23rd 2007 3:36PM]

I want mines to look like boobies. Never can get mad after squeezing a pair of juggs.

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 23rd 2007 3:41PM]

But can it play doom?




... not that that makes any sense :p

[melloncollie128 Posted Dec 23rd 2007 4:00PM]

Please, shut up.

[Ryan Trevisol Posted Dec 23rd 2007 3:59PM]

Doesn't look like he's really hitting it that hard. Seems more annoying than anything. You should have to hit it hard to make it grunt. Still kinda funny.

[CubeGuy Posted Dec 23rd 2007 4:19PM]

That was quite possibly the most annoying thing I've seen all week.

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 23rd 2007 4:42PM]

I can imagine quite a few comic scenarios involving a boss walking in on you beating the crap out of his face in the office...

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 23rd 2007 5:47PM]

Bush will be the number 1 downloaded face if he's an option.

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 23rd 2007 6:31PM]

Wow, that's a great way to destroy a USB port...

Disclaimer, anyone?

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 23rd 2007 6:49PM]

Disclaimer: If you are an idiot, use this product.

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 24th 2007 4:20AM]

And why, exactly, would this damage your USB port?

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 23rd 2007 7:23PM]

Cut your nails plzthx.

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 23rd 2007 10:38PM]

taht pic is the ugliest thing i've ever seen in my life..

[Shaun Ryan Posted Dec 23rd 2007 11:20PM]

Why isn't this part of the latest Crapgadget? Honestly, USB santa boots seem about as useful.

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 24th 2007 10:09AM]

Years ago someone gave me a plushy mallet to beat your computer with when it locked up. Needless to say with Win98 it didn't last long.

Funny idea but I don't think it would pass in the office.

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 24th 2007 12:24PM]

why?????

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 27th 2008 10:54AM]

i think this product rocks - i would love to put photo of my boss in there an reak havock on him. I think this is going to be a hit in offices across the land.