Not nearly as intrusive as it first sounds, the Body Orifice Security Scanner (BOSS) is a chair-shaped mobile metal detector that officials are considering installing in every prison in England and Wales. Designed mainly to weed out one of the most popular forms of contraband -- cellphones -- the new BOSS II is said to be sensitive enough to detect even a single SIM card being smuggled somewhere inside an individual. So far the two £6,500 ($12,900) chairs that have been used at the Woodhill jail in Milton Keynes since April have helped authorities seize 21 handsets, with inmates who trigger an alert segregated and swiped down by a metal detector every time they leave their cells until the metal object has been, um, passed. While this system does humanely do away with uncomfortable cavity searches, those poor souls with a knee replacement, a bit of shrapnel embedded in their hip, or the like seem destined to toil away in solitary confinement for eternity.
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posted Dec 24th 2007 3:52PM
Uhhh....allllright then.
In places where cellphones are prohibited...WHY NO TJUST SET UP JAMMING DEVICES? They only costs $200 each.
They thought about it but the law in britain won't allow it, jams emergency calls too in the area.
Here's another question, how about glass partitions so people can't shove things in eachother's ass..
Waste of tax payers money
so what makes this any better to what the airports use???
You get to sit down!
As to the shrapnel thing, wouldn't medical records sort that out?
That's definately the weirdest name I have ever seen on a gadget.
I love it how body orifice in the newspaper article is an euphemism for an ass. Cute.
Imagine such a dirty talk: Lie down bitch, I'm gonna fuck you in your body orifice!
Naughty stuff.
That is not dirty talk.
That is, however, how I would imagine a sex assault (no pun intended with 'ass'ualt) would begin.
I'm going to trust your judgement here derX because hey, what the hell do I know about sexual assaults?
One: LOL Well-played.
*hat is off*
Two: C'mon, we all watch Law and Order: SVU.
DBOSS!
It reminds me of the chair in face off. :D
Why does it look like something out of an arcade? Weird though.
It even looks like it has a slot for coins on it's left hand side :D
With a name like Ranger and BOSS, id expect it to be some kind of exotic sex toy or portable violator, but it has no moving parts, and it cant go and seek for the SIM cards, so i guess its just an electronic chair shaped SIM card finder.
Um... why not just jam cell transmissions throughout the prison?
What about the guards and other prison employees who need to use cell phones?
Lame, and late. Steve Ballmer and his office chairs already show people who's the boss.
I seriously thought this was some sort of guitar accessory from BOSS. Even the logo looks the same.
Perhaps a chair for decrepit guitar heroes, complete with a rack for guitar pedals?