Crapgadget: mammoth iPod touch knockoff

Although we don't encourage you to lower your standards in 2008 like so many already have, our eyes did rest upon a couple of janky devices that you might want to take a gander at before the year's through. Just don't look too long, they might make you blind — or somehow willing to shell out some cash. Which, we cannot say. Crapgadget signing off for 2007.

Read – The most massive iPod touch knockoff you ever did see. Ok, so it's probably not that big, and just suffered from a crappy image editor. [Thanks to everyone who sent this in]
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