Dento-Munch will robotically eat you out of house and home

Dental implant designers have a new test bed to pit their latest creations against, and its name is Dento-Munch. A massive lump of metal and human teeth analogues, the Munch (can we call you that, sir?) can process matter in a human-like simulation of wear and tear with a six-degree articulated lower jaw. All the while it's scanned in 3D by its Dento-OS software, making sure to pick up any irregularities and flaws occurring along the way. Think of it ultimate set of wind-up chattering teeth if you must, just hope that your old pal Dento-Munch isn't set loose on the support structures in your house, your next Thanksgiving dinner, or your soft, defenseless underbelly.

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 3rd 2008 5:53PM]

Well I can't keep them in my mouth! There nuclear powered!

[2late2die Posted Jan 3rd 2008 6:00PM]

Remove "of house and home" from the title and it becomes much more interesting.

*I know it's an immature joke, so sue me*

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 5th 2008 12:19PM]

Actually I can one up on the juvenile part.

I was thinking that if there was a blowjob machine on end of the spectrum, this would have to be absolute opposite :)

It may be an immature joke, but say that it is and i'll sue you :)

[Toadlet Posted Jan 3rd 2008 6:06PM]

Scary. The top looks like a steam iron. And I wouldn't be at all surprised to find some kind of cannon hidden behind those teeth. These robot overlords ain't playing around anymore.

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 3rd 2008 6:22PM]

Ah, finally the T-800's jaws have been built. Now for that neura-net processor!

[octoberasian Posted Jan 3rd 2008 9:58PM]

Yeah, that's what I'm thinking too.

Next thing you know they'll be made of metal and placed in metal skulls. Sooner or later, humanoid robots with metallic frames start rising up and declaring war on humankind...

[stridermt2k Posted Jan 3rd 2008 8:40PM]

I think they collaborated with the Strogg on this.

[Why should I have all the fun Posted Jan 4th 2008 12:06AM]

Jeez those are the nicest looking teeth they could come up with?

Apparently these are for that I-smoke-constantly-while-gulping-coffee-and-never-bother-to-brush look.

[(Unverified) Posted Jan 4th 2008 10:31AM]

Get that thing some carpet!