Starry Night bed: like sleeping on a pile of money

Sure, your bed is pretty comfortable. you probably even have one of those plush down mattress covers. You may have convinced yourself that you're in the lap of luxury, but according to Leggett & Platt -- you're nowhere close. Enter the Starry Night bed, the be-all-end-all when it comes to breakneck, nosebleed opulence, and unparalleled extravagance. The sleeper not only combines dual, remote-controlled, adjustable mattresses with temperature control and anti-snore technology (whatever that is), but also manages to embed a 1080p HD projector, four subwoofers and tweeters, a 1.5TB of drive space, 4GB of RAM, Media Center integration, WiFi, and an iPod dock. Seriously. All they forgot was to make it not ugly. Showing at CES 2008, and priced from $20,000 to $50,000 (depending on options).

[Via About Projectors]

[Jonathan Bergeron @ Jan 4th 2008 3:37PM]

Where does the TV go?

[nickels @ Jan 4th 2008 3:52PM]

why need tv when have projector?

[Jonathan Bergeron @ Jan 4th 2008 3:55PM]

oh, did it say "projector"? i don't usually read the entire article. most of the time i read the first and last sentence, with a few of the words in the middle thrown in.

[Wes @ Jan 4th 2008 3:38PM]

does my wife hitting me in the head with the alarm clock count as anti-snore technology?

[Wayne @ Jan 4th 2008 9:19PM]

I think turning on your partner's subwoofers is supposed to be anti-snore technology. You can't snore if you can't sleep, right?

[Can+~ @ Jan 4th 2008 10:13PM]

Yeah.. but this one can be toggled.

[sk8rpro @ Jan 4th 2008 3:40PM]

I must be missing out - all I get is a good night's sleep.

[Zelatio @ Jan 4th 2008 3:43PM]

If you could actually get all that in that package for $20k, that may be a good deal. Unfortunately they probably described the $50k one.

[Aaron Wanker @ Jan 4th 2008 4:04PM]

The only way this could be better, is if when your alarm clock went off, it transformed into a humanoid robot, made you breakfast and fed you (all while you doze away inside of it [theoretically you would be awake for the feeding]). Then it would pick out what you should wear for work, take you to work and drop you off at the door (don't want to make a scene after all).

A bit far fetched you say? Maybe... Maybe, but they could probably work something out.

[Mike @ Jan 4th 2008 4:15PM]

all this and you're still not getting laid

[Mike @ Jan 4th 2008 4:24PM]

Yeah but you get to watch pr0n in HD and with some serious bass!

[Wheaty @ Jan 4th 2008 5:11PM]

Agreed. Does this come in a single?

[macona @ Jan 4th 2008 4:42PM]

Almost perfect for watching pron but alas, no built in tissue dispenser.

[Chris McDannold @ Jan 4th 2008 4:56PM]

I bet you could get a lotion/tissue combo dispenser complete with motion detection (for those "quick-draw" events) for a couple grand.

Bonus: it warms the lotion before dispensing it...

[Chris Innanen @ Jan 4th 2008 5:05PM]

Not enough cup holders!

[DarkLightConnection @ Jan 4th 2008 5:10PM]

It doesn't look ugly after you put the bedclothes on...

I guess Joshua never helps his wife with the home tasks... (hey, it has it's rewards :-)

[The Nickus @ Jan 4th 2008 5:28PM]

Wow... this transforms bedridden from pitiable condition to enviable lifestyle choice for only $50k!

[Alan I @ Jan 4th 2008 5:41PM]

When did we loose sight of the purpose of a bed?

[Rocketboy @ Jan 5th 2008 10:04AM]

Nope, it still works as a bed...

[mark lee @ Jan 4th 2008 7:35PM]

For that kind of money, it better has one of those Runco or Sim2 projector.

[Joe P @ Jan 5th 2008 2:24AM]

For that kind of money it better cure cancer while you sleep.

[mark lee @ Jan 4th 2008 7:37PM]

On a second thought, it would be a bargain if it comes with Megan Fox.

[quovadis @ Jan 8th 2008 11:11AM]

That's the point...if you had a bed like that Megan fox would cum to you.
Pity there's no mic and built in webcam to capture the Megan fox thing live!

[Pete Steege @ Jan 8th 2008 11:31PM]

1.5TB in a bed. Go figure!

The trend will continue as data lives and breathes in every part of our lives.