Crapgadget CES edition, round 1: the Mini Phone



The size of the sensor -- in gigapixels -- in a camera the US Army is hoping to build for aeriel surveillance
The US Army is soliciting proposals for a camera sensor for surveillance, which should provide continuous coverage of a range of about sixty-two square miles at a resolution of 0.3 meters.

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Fitted for kids right? Not THAT bad idea..
I'd pay for it if it was 3 dollars.
I wouldn't take that ugly thing if it was free!
it probably costs like twice as much as a regular phone- but hey, if your ear happens to be really close to your mouth, you might be willing to pay the extra money.
Get out immediately, the calls are coming from INSIDE THE CES BOOTH
Veronica Belmont becomes man and plays with mini pink phone!
I saw these at Dillard's in the miscellaneous Christmas gift crap section.
19.95
best... Picture... Ever. Lmfao!
Wonder how long it is until these show up during a WootOff as the gag item or in a bag of crap... seems perfect for it.
man: I want the pink one! This makes my puny fingers look so masculine
I´d really like to see the person who came up with this brilliant idea and ask him just one question: Why?
"Hello... Kitty?"
I KNEW there was going to be a CES crapgadget.... Engadget CES experince - 1
Why? Whats wrong with a crap gadget?
I'd love to see one that you can put a SIM card inside, I would totally take it out for at least a day as a joke.
Sure you could, but why.
No that's not a good enough reason.
Will Trent have his own mini series about crap?
I HOPE SO.
You obviously don't have female children.
Do you have any idea how much my 6 year old daughter is willing to make me pay for this?
It is pink AND tiny. In her world, this is the Kuro+iPhone 2+ What BT IPTV was thought to be all in one.
Yup. I feel your pain.
go fucking away. you have posted on engadaget 5 times. twice in contests, and 3 times with your huckabee shit. no one on this site supports huckabee (except you). no one wants your spam.
I want!
Derwin:
funnily enough my friend JUST sent this to me tonight and i sent it out to my entire family as what i definitely envision being my grandmother's next cell phone...took me long enough to explain why there was no dial tone and she could still dial when i taught her to use her cell phone originally haha
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Mr Mouse, you cannot speak for everyone on this site. That said, I don't support random links in form posts. Stop that ASAPPLZ.
Wow. All the way from concept to prototype to production to CES launch and no one said no?
"Ken?"
"Hey! Is Barbie home?"
Will it blend?
"...God?"
I wanna see somebody hack this into a working GSM cell phone! Won't be calling it 'mini-' anything then
I wanna see somebody hack this into a working GSM cell phone! Won't be calling it 'mini-' anything then
I'd hack a bluetooth module into it and put it on my desk. Weird, but not completely useless.
Where can I get these? They look so American Like the old AT&T and ITT 2500.