Crapgadget CES edition, round 7: 64MB Beer MP3 player
By Thomas Ricker 
posted Jan 10th 2008 9:54PM
posted Jan 10th 2008 9:54PM
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No other BeerMp3 tagged posts. Shame...
may i be the first to say: PHAIL.
may i be the first to say: PHAIL.
god damn. it didn't load the first time.
Carl, no need to spam my inbox with notifications you sly dog! I know you care!
Could fit a whole 12 songs on there nice.
i dont think that the people that buy these are concerned with memory. theyll probably cost like $6 at a liquor store and you can put 3 or 4 songs about beer on em to show to their drunk friends who will think its totally rad
99 bottles of beer in a row
99 bottles of beer
if one of them decides to fall
98 bottles of beer
lalalala
99 MB of beer on the wall
take one down , pass it around
98 MB of beer on the wall...
...
65 MB of beer on the wall,
take one down pass it around
collapse vomit and
this come out.
but.... you can't drink it.
beer shaped things are kinda dumb, unless they can be used for drinking, or for the storing of beer.
Beer tastes like shit.........does this mean that songs coming from it will also sound like shit?
take.that.back.
take.that.back.
you already said that.
What are you 12? time for bed....
Seriously though, I haven't heard someone say that since I was in grade school.
A worth sucessor to my samsung yepp! http://www.shopping.com/xPO-Samsung-Yepp-YP-20T
Yepp sounds like throwing up or something, which people might do when they see it.
Something I'd see at Sheetz.
Something I'd see at Sheetz
a whole 64 mb. gosh darnit I remember when MP3's used to be put inside vinyl discs and spun on spinning tables and then the sound would come out of a big metal horn. what happened to the good ol' days?!
I heard it comes with a USB-powered mullet.
I hear they are working on a mp3 pink flamingo lawn ornament next.
geez, you would think most of the commenters had already had a few beers themselves... :-)
I've had more than a few today, and the fishing was great.
In another totally unrelated comment....
...and the engadget demographic must be changing. Nobody made a comment yet about "Heiny flavored."
Seems a bit pointless having a beer bottle shaped MP3 player, that only holds 64Mb, when the Battery it's strapped to is bigger than any of the pockets in my jeans... :D
Where's the play button?
does it come in import variety? MILLER=FAIL