The fugliest laptop you'll see all day

The goggles... they do nothing.

[Joe @ Jan 10th 2008 2:46AM]

OMG!

[Doug @ Jan 10th 2008 2:53AM]

hHAHA. GOod Simpsons Quote!

[David @ Jan 10th 2008 3:33AM]

I agree. Excellent quotage

[Dustin @ Jan 10th 2008 5:06AM]

Zakly!!

http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/04/21/the-gogglesthey-do-nothing/

[Dustin @ Jan 10th 2008 5:07AM]

Thirded! hehe
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/04/21/the-gogglesthey-do-nothing/

[ogvor @ Jan 10th 2008 4:09PM]

One of the Best Simpsons Quotes of all time!

[teej @ Jan 10th 2008 5:47PM]

i roffled at work

[Sirocco @ Jan 10th 2008 2:53AM]

What? I don't get it. Are you TRYING to scare me?

[Laron @ Jan 10th 2008 2:56AM]

Holy Shinto~

[Matthew C @ Jan 10th 2008 5:22AM]

W
T
F ugly

w/ wallpaper samples. lol

[L.Cyphre @ Jan 10th 2008 3:05AM]

At least there's no Hello Kitty on i-
oh my God, ist that a penis in the left bottom corner!?

[Garst @ Jan 10th 2008 3:26AM]

I don't know what that is, but it's safe to say it's not a penis.

[Wwhat @ Jan 10th 2008 4:29AM]

Also safe to say that if you see a penis in it you just might need some minor counselling, or medication.

[L.Cyphre @ Jan 10th 2008 4:40AM]

@Wwhat
Why? It's not my fault the Japanese like to draw penises on their laptops.

[Jonathan Worrel @ Jan 10th 2008 3:06AM]

...and the little princess continues to type away at her diary behind that repulsive notebook.

[Speeddemon2008 @ Jan 10th 2008 3:11AM]

wait! thats no princess, but a man! now I'm scared.

[Jonathan Worrel @ Jan 10th 2008 4:05AM]

slow much? lol

[Blaktornado @ Jan 10th 2008 11:28AM]

What you fail to realize is that this is one of the many "women" on the internet...

They're everywhere. You cannot escape them.

[natural mike @ Jan 10th 2008 3:09AM]

I love that quote! Thanks for the A.M. laughs engadget!

[jakus @ Jan 10th 2008 3:25AM]

one quote, many laughs, i love you guys.

[Garst @ Jan 10th 2008 3:23AM]

I don't want to meet the person that would get caught with that thing.

[Justin @ Jan 10th 2008 3:27AM]

haha good one guys!

[charliex @ Jan 10th 2008 3:30AM]

My eyes! The goggles do nothing!

[AndrewP @ Jan 10th 2008 3:32AM]

Being cooped up at CES must have a negative affect on ones sanity.

[PeterF @ Jan 10th 2008 3:39AM]

At least you don't need to kensington lock it :)

[Calculon @ Jan 10th 2008 3:43AM]

Correct: "The goggles do nothing"

[Matt @ Jan 10th 2008 3:45AM]

You got your Simpsons quote wrong, it's "My eyes! The goggles do nothing"... Seriously, can you guys get anything right?

[Jonathan Worrel @ Jan 10th 2008 4:06AM]

oh stop being so liberal about it lol.

[Sirius @ Jan 10th 2008 3:47AM]

now if those were thousands of multicoloured leds that were controllable... that'll be one heck of a sideshow screen :)

[Richard @ Jan 10th 2008 3:59AM]

Paris Hilton will love it.

[slummy @ Jan 10th 2008 4:16AM]

i dont know another simpsons quote and i dont remember any specific simpsons episode but i remember the moment he said that and how gd funny it was. truly the pinnacle of the simpsons legacy.

[jonouk @ Jan 10th 2008 4:38AM]

lol, just got the quote

ach lieber!

[JohnTitor @ Jan 10th 2008 4:48AM]

that's a solar panel right?

[michas_pi @ Jan 10th 2008 5:22AM]

Looks like someone took a normal laptop and processed it with Blingee.com.

"DONT BE HATIN"

[Atanas Boev @ Jan 10th 2008 5:28AM]

Could not resist :)

[webon @ Jan 10th 2008 5:35AM]

Man Would you imagine the Baller $tatus it would get you to carry round ya neck an eeePc with such amount o blingness???!!!!

[BCTI @ Jan 10th 2008 6:24AM]

Normally, I get ready to write something to disagree with the ugly comments. That is kinda ugly. Maybe it's the pink. It might be kewl if it were the laptop of a 13 y/o girl with a barbie fetish.
I was giving some thought to using leaf to dress up my rig. It has gotten scratches and worn from moving around in my pack. I was thinking maybe silver or gold leaf. I think it would look nice. Some might disagree, but That is just my thought. The market is really short on off the shelf options to deal with a worn laptop shell. If you know of an attractive alternative, please feel free to let me know.

[ben walburg @ Jan 10th 2008 8:24AM]

man get a neoprene sleeve for your laptop, its like a thin layered gel case, doesnt add much bulk size or weight but protects your laptop when it matters most (in transport)
http://www.amazon.com/Fellowes-Neoprene-Notebook-Laptops-97763/dp/B0000DZFVT
theres an example for a 17" size. You don't need to make yourself look like you have 100 loose marbles when its not in transport by 12 yr old girling your laptop.

[Maurice @ Jan 10th 2008 9:25AM]

That's the last time I'm letting Paul Wall design a computer.

[rob @ Jan 10th 2008 9:28AM]

I didn't know west coast customs started their business out on laptops...

[SoreThumb @ Jan 10th 2008 9:43AM]

In response to Laptop:
Bling Bling,

Get The Money,

Dolla Dolla Bill Ya'll

[Carl @ Jan 10th 2008 10:32AM]

I'd like to see what happens when X-rayed...

[Hax Or @ Jan 10th 2008 10:32AM]

Don't knock the Bling, y'all.

Just shows how jealous you are. That's one manly dude.

[Stallone @ Jan 10th 2008 11:41AM]

LOL LOL! i love that comment,

" the goggles!! they do nothing!!"

one of the funniest scenes of a simpson episode..Rainier Wolfcastle FOREVERRRRRRRRR!

[Balazs Hollos @ Jan 10th 2008 12:19PM]

Shame the quote is miss-quoted. It is actually "My eyes! The goggles do nothing!". There is no 'they' in there. Oh well.

Gotta love McBain though!

[Geoff @ Jan 10th 2008 1:09PM]

Engadget's quote was a reference to the LOLcat image that paraphrased the Simpsons quote. The phrase "The goggles... they do nothing!" is used on forums across the internet, most notably, Fark.

[ZeroCorpse @ Jan 10th 2008 2:56PM]

Another reason why Fark is a den of stupidity and xenophobic losers who hide behind net IDs to be as awful to each other as possible.

If you want to be misinformed and abused by netizens, try Something Awful instead. Much funnier.

[PGP-Protector @ Jan 10th 2008 1:11PM]

Someone is addicted to the Glittermaker.

[ZeroCorpse @ Jan 10th 2008 2:39PM]

New at CES 2008... The Bedazzler for PCs!***

Now the great "As seen on TV" gadget is available for techies, too!* Bedazzle your laptop! Bedazzle your plasma television! You can Bedazzle anything at CES! You can even Bedazzle Veronica Belmont!**



*Not sold in stores.
**Veronica Belmont may not allow you to bedazzle her, no matter how hard you try.
Bedazzler should not be used by children, adults, or anyone with a sense of style, taste, or decency. Bedazzler should not be used while intoxicated. Always keep Bedazzler away from open flames and open flamers. Caution: Excessive Bedazzling may be a sign of mental instability, Alzheimer's disease, social disorders, or color-blindness. Bedazzler is illegal in Kansas, Oklahoma, and Florida.

[iRobot @ Jan 10th 2008 4:28PM]

...um OK