The fugliest laptop you'll see all day
By Evan Blass 
posted Jan 10th 2008 2:42AM
posted Jan 10th 2008 2:42AM
The goggles... they do nothing.
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OMG!
hHAHA. GOod Simpsons Quote!
I agree. Excellent quotage
Zakly!!
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/04/21/the-gogglesthey-do-nothing/
Thirded! hehe
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/04/21/the-gogglesthey-do-nothing/
One of the Best Simpsons Quotes of all time!
i roffled at work
What? I don't get it. Are you TRYING to scare me?
Holy Shinto~
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F ugly
w/ wallpaper samples. lol
At least there's no Hello Kitty on i-
oh my God, ist that a penis in the left bottom corner!?
I don't know what that is, but it's safe to say it's not a penis.
Also safe to say that if you see a penis in it you just might need some minor counselling, or medication.
@Wwhat
Why? It's not my fault the Japanese like to draw penises on their laptops.
...and the little princess continues to type away at her diary behind that repulsive notebook.
wait! thats no princess, but a man! now I'm scared.
slow much? lol
What you fail to realize is that this is one of the many "women" on the internet...
They're everywhere. You cannot escape them.
I love that quote! Thanks for the A.M. laughs engadget!
one quote, many laughs, i love you guys.
I don't want to meet the person that would get caught with that thing.
haha good one guys!
My eyes! The goggles do nothing!
Being cooped up at CES must have a negative affect on ones sanity.
At least you don't need to kensington lock it :)
Correct: "The goggles do nothing"
You got your Simpsons quote wrong, it's "My eyes! The goggles do nothing"... Seriously, can you guys get anything right?
oh stop being so liberal about it lol.
now if those were thousands of multicoloured leds that were controllable... that'll be one heck of a sideshow screen :)
Paris Hilton will love it.
i dont know another simpsons quote and i dont remember any specific simpsons episode but i remember the moment he said that and how gd funny it was. truly the pinnacle of the simpsons legacy.
lol, just got the quote
ach lieber!
that's a solar panel right?
Looks like someone took a normal laptop and processed it with Blingee.com.
"DONT BE HATIN"
Could not resist :)
Man Would you imagine the Baller $tatus it would get you to carry round ya neck an eeePc with such amount o blingness???!!!!
Normally, I get ready to write something to disagree with the ugly comments. That is kinda ugly. Maybe it's the pink. It might be kewl if it were the laptop of a 13 y/o girl with a barbie fetish.
I was giving some thought to using leaf to dress up my rig. It has gotten scratches and worn from moving around in my pack. I was thinking maybe silver or gold leaf. I think it would look nice. Some might disagree, but That is just my thought. The market is really short on off the shelf options to deal with a worn laptop shell. If you know of an attractive alternative, please feel free to let me know.
man get a neoprene sleeve for your laptop, its like a thin layered gel case, doesnt add much bulk size or weight but protects your laptop when it matters most (in transport)
http://www.amazon.com/Fellowes-Neoprene-Notebook-Laptops-97763/dp/B0000DZFVT
theres an example for a 17" size. You don't need to make yourself look like you have 100 loose marbles when its not in transport by 12 yr old girling your laptop.
That's the last time I'm letting Paul Wall design a computer.
I didn't know west coast customs started their business out on laptops...
In response to Laptop:
Bling Bling,
Get The Money,
Dolla Dolla Bill Ya'll
I'd like to see what happens when X-rayed...
Don't knock the Bling, y'all.
Just shows how jealous you are. That's one manly dude.
LOL LOL! i love that comment,
" the goggles!! they do nothing!!"
one of the funniest scenes of a simpson episode..Rainier Wolfcastle FOREVERRRRRRRRR!
Shame the quote is miss-quoted. It is actually "My eyes! The goggles do nothing!". There is no 'they' in there. Oh well.
Gotta love McBain though!
Engadget's quote was a reference to the LOLcat image that paraphrased the Simpsons quote. The phrase "The goggles... they do nothing!" is used on forums across the internet, most notably, Fark.
Another reason why Fark is a den of stupidity and xenophobic losers who hide behind net IDs to be as awful to each other as possible.
If you want to be misinformed and abused by netizens, try Something Awful instead. Much funnier.
Someone is addicted to the Glittermaker.
New at CES 2008... The Bedazzler for PCs!***
Now the great "As seen on TV" gadget is available for techies, too!* Bedazzle your laptop! Bedazzle your plasma television! You can Bedazzle anything at CES! You can even Bedazzle Veronica Belmont!**
*Not sold in stores.
**Veronica Belmont may not allow you to bedazzle her, no matter how hard you try.
Bedazzler should not be used by children, adults, or anyone with a sense of style, taste, or decency. Bedazzler should not be used while intoxicated. Always keep Bedazzler away from open flames and open flamers. Caution: Excessive Bedazzling may be a sign of mental instability, Alzheimer's disease, social disorders, or color-blindness. Bedazzler is illegal in Kansas, Oklahoma, and Florida.
...um OK
That's hot.
Hey! STOP THIS ALL OF YOU! Before I put the smack on! I love this! all it needs is some flashing LED's (of varying color) and a USB mirror globe and it would be the best thing since turkey provolone olive tapenade sandwiches!
Boom Chika Bow Wow!