The MP3 Smart Jacket is neither smart, nor a jacket

Regardless of its looks, the MP3 Smart Jacket won't save your life. In fact, if you wear it you'll likely be risking a few limbs by way of a geek pummeling. A good thing we guess since you're supposed to wear it while exercising. No price is available, but you'll find it taking up space over at the appropriately named Tech Tools USA URL.