I do this job Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays. The rest of the time I'm a life guard at a nude beach. I even get missed calls off Steve Jobs. I'd be lying if I said I always told the truth.
You ever been to a nude beach before? It's 80-90% guys. The 10-20% of females there, you wouldn't give a 2nd glance to if you passed them on the street.
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James Ollier @ Jan 25th 2008 9:24PM
I do this job Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays. The rest of the time I'm a life guard at a nude beach. I even get missed calls off Steve Jobs. I'd be lying if I said I always told the truth.
James @ Jan 25th 2008 9:34PM
You ever been to a nude beach before? It's 80-90% guys. The 10-20% of females there, you wouldn't give a 2nd glance to if you passed them on the street.
vcx @ Jan 25th 2008 9:39PM
So how does it feel like to rub your body against nude guys while rescuing them?
Jeremy K. @ Jan 25th 2008 10:38PM
lol James you funny
grjohnston @ Jan 26th 2008 3:54AM
@ James (not James Olliver)
James... are you an 80 %'er, or a 20 %'er?
James @ Jan 26th 2008 3:43PM
"James... are you an 80 %'er, or a 20 %'er?"
With a name like James... take a wild guess Sherlock.