Diamond and gold PCs class up the floor under your desk
By Nilay Patel 
posted Jan 29th 2008 2:25PM
posted Jan 29th 2008 2:25PM
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For that money they don't even give you 4GB?
If you are spending 1/2 million dollars on a machine, you'd at least expect to get decent kit inside it. Complete sh*te
My thought is quite the opposite, I'm surprised they bothered to put a PC in there at all.
For 1/2 million dollars they'ld better provide me with a decent monitor.. preferably over 32"
C'mon, I know what *all* of us are thinking, I saying it:
IT'S ABOUT TIME!
I mean, I've been looking at my gold-plated, Swarovski-crystalled, D&G'd RAZR and thought: I need a computer to match this. It's a miracle, God truly does answer prayers.
now excuse me as I have to wipe my ass with the hopes and dreams of the lower class.
Wow for that money i'd hope to get more than an 8400GS!!!!! Come on....REALLY?!
has shit for a proccesser too. If i were dumping half a mill +, i'd expect at least those new penryns.
I am going to use my suit made of $100 bills that I had custom tailored to me after I won the lottery to pay for this. I just hope that the salesman don't get blinded by my teeth that I had taken out and replaced with Diamonds XD
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What about mice and keyboards, I think that a diamond studded 42" display would go nice with that. (Of course I would like 8880 Ultra SLi, 4GB RAM, (maybe even OSX........Nah) better)
how about 8800 ultra tri SLI in gold case.....I bet it will melt away after 10 mins of playing games
whoever buy one of these knows nothing about computers
Are you refering to the MBA-to-be owners?
The top one has a platinum case. I think they're both diamond-encrusted.
The King of Sweden has one of these. That's why Minnie the Moocher loves him so much.
So they're selling nondescript blobs of computer-rendered gold and platinum?
wtf are those pictures of?
lol
I've spent too much of my time today staring at that photo.
Your right, I could make one of these in 5 seconds with Maya...My guess as to why is because they know no one will want them so they didn't make one to take pictures of.
According to the diagram, top one is jupiter and the bottom one is mars :-\
I should make a gold plated case and sell it for 3/4 the price
Better yet... just get a bunch of gold leaf...
where do you put the discs?
Or is it all a permeable membrane and can be inserted anywhere?
No biggie, I'll just get one of these and toss it in the garbage in 6 months when the hardware gets out of date. I'm sure the people rummaging through old U.S. electronics landfills in China would love to find one.
and why that crappy gfx card? dammit for that kind of cash I'd want a watercooled powerhouse...
For that money at least pimp out the computer. Seriously, a nVidia 8400GS? At least put a couple 8800 ultras with SLI... 8400GS is an insult, my computer has better!
it comes with this monitor
http://www.provantage.com/eizo-s2411w-m-bk~7EIZL05L.htm
Woohoo! Now I'm definitely getting one!
For that amount of money I want to be able to play Crysis on maximum everything... with 3 instances opened simultaneously.
hehe well we can all laugh at this, but some silly new rich people are gonna buy it, seriously too many super rich loose all their marbles once they get rich.
The calibre of person who might buy such a ridiculous thing...
Rich Knob: What's that shiny article over there?
Assistant: That sir, is Jupiter; our top of the line diamond encrusted computer which...
Rich Knob: And how much for your anus?
Assistant: I'm afraid we don't have any for sale at the moment sir.
Rich Knob: Well, when do 'we' get off work so I can buy some?
That really crushed my spirits as its worth more than triple what i spent on my new house... ouch my wallet is heartbroken!!!
Wow, and i just wanted something that would run my network...i think ill go home and cry now to the gods of computers to make stupid companies in japan think about what their doing before they actually do it
Uh huh. So the computer might be worth even 5K at the absolute high end. 737K for the case?
Wow. You would have to tremendously rich AND stupid to buy that.
what a dumb-shit idea, you would have to be Paris Hilton to buy that crap, I wouldn't buy that even if I had infinite money, I would just buy a Mac Pro and max out the specs and then give it a 3-way 8800Ultra SLi (hacked of course)
what a rip off, it's not even quad core