Yeah, it's no Spice Weasel, but we're pretty sure this product concept would feel right at home in an episode of Futurama. That's right kids, it's the spice gun -- a handy device which would allow you to gun down your food in
cold-blooded flavor. To use this killer, you'd lock and load the barrel with a selection of your deadliest spices, then simply spin it -- Dirty Harry style -- to switch up ammo. We could go on all day with clever turns of phrase describing how much "kick" this thing has, suggestions that you load it up with radish-piercing bullets, and cautionary messages like, "Never point the spice gun at a steak unless you intend to season it," but we'll spare you the pain. Oh, whoops.
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posted Feb 5th 2008 10:29PM
"Be the Hot Shot behind the counter! Buy one today!"
Whole new meaning to Counter-strike.
Good news everyone!
"Wow, you've got every meat here except human!"
"What, you want human?"
"Wanna see it make a star?"
And how much do they charge for the cartridges. Probably something obscene.
Russian Souffle?
Arghhhh you beat me to it.
That must be the new "Dessert" Eagle
Top right pic looks like an upside down fish.
Or a flare gun...
you mean top left?
If this was in an episode of Futurama, the episode would probably be terrible, since it would apparently involve a substitution of unfunny gags for actual satire or wit.
Let me guess... You prefer the poop and fart jokes of Family Guy then, right?
Yeah... The show that takes shotgun-jokes to a whole new level. Just keep blasting them out there--it'll be funny one of these times.
(I actually like both shows, but comparing the two is practically impossible.)
BAM!
just had to get that out there...
"Ka-BAM" is more like it. I wonder if it actually shoots out the end, or if it just sprinkles.
Looks like a perfect fit for this stuff. http://www.seasonshot.com/
hehe
Pfft, wake me up when they finally invent a makeup shotgun.
"Homer! You've got it set to 'Whore'!"
Lisa: "Dad, women won't like being shot in the face."
Homer: "Women will like what I tell them to like."
load with garlic and still be able to fend off vampires?
Please don't end the Futurama references.
Bam!
Why the hell isn't it shaped like a weasel?!?!
At least its orange...
The novelty is strong in this one....
Please let this come to market. CO2 cartridges are cheap!
my question is: where can i buy one?
Tired of all these concepts.
simpsons did it! except it was a pen
Want to see it make a star?
Lame, I was hoping to finally get my melange, blue eyes, and prescient abilities.
Don't you just love how us humans, most intelligent beings in the universe, use our powerful minds...
Fred:"What's something innovative, that will help men live their lives easier, and better. What can we make to advance society to a better world?"
James:"I've got it! We can make a pepper crusher that is shaped like a gun!"
Fred:"..."
"I might have mild curry in this chamber...or I might have Red Pepper. Go Ahead Punk...make my day."
-Dirty Harry-
This would be perfect in Futurama, Another great way to BAM! it up a notch.
BAM!
This will be a great seller on Arrakis.
My homemade pizza sauce never saw it comin'.
RIP
Russian roulette, anyone?
'Assalted' your food, lately?
*rimshot*
The real question is, can you use it to shoot chili pepper sprinkles into an assailant's eyes?
Can you put LSD into it?
nobody knows where to get one?
You can get it in a can but to really do things right, you gotta strangle yourself a fresh one.
Finally! As a seasoned game hunter, I can now shoot my meat twice.