The spice gun asks, "Do you feel hungry, punk?"

Yeah, it's no Spice Weasel, but we're pretty sure this product concept would feel right at home in an episode of Futurama. That's right kids, it's the spice gun -- a handy device which would allow you to gun down your food in cold-blooded flavor. To use this killer, you'd lock and load the barrel with a selection of your deadliest spices, then simply spin it -- Dirty Harry style -- to switch up ammo. We could go on all day with clever turns of phrase describing how much "kick" this thing has, suggestions that you load it up with radish-piercing bullets, and cautionary messages like, "Never point the spice gun at a steak unless you intend to season it," but we'll spare you the pain. Oh, whoops.

[Via Uber-Review]

[Clark H. @ Feb 5th 2008 10:42PM]

"Be the Hot Shot behind the counter! Buy one today!"

[darkn @ Feb 6th 2008 12:29AM]

Whole new meaning to Counter-strike.

[mac @ Feb 6th 2008 1:57AM]

Good news everyone!

[Blackstar @ Feb 6th 2008 4:28AM]

"Wow, you've got every meat here except human!"

"What, you want human?"

[Timerider @ Feb 6th 2008 5:09PM]

"Wanna see it make a star?"

[Rafer @ Feb 5th 2008 10:51PM]

And how much do they charge for the cartridges. Probably something obscene.

[mushrooshi @ Feb 5th 2008 10:53PM]

Russian Souffle?

[Andrew @ Feb 5th 2008 10:56PM]

Arghhhh you beat me to it.

[Rjay @ Feb 6th 2008 1:28AM]

That must be the new "Dessert" Eagle

[Eric @ Feb 5th 2008 11:00PM]

Top right pic looks like an upside down fish.

[Cmmndr312 @ Feb 5th 2008 11:27PM]

Or a flare gun...

[rutsy5 @ Feb 6th 2008 12:29AM]

you mean top left?

[Tommy Crashwreck @ Feb 5th 2008 11:01PM]

If this was in an episode of Futurama, the episode would probably be terrible, since it would apparently involve a substitution of unfunny gags for actual satire or wit.

[Alexander @ Feb 5th 2008 11:17PM]

Let me guess... You prefer the poop and fart jokes of Family Guy then, right?

Yeah... The show that takes shotgun-jokes to a whole new level. Just keep blasting them out there--it'll be funny one of these times.

(I actually like both shows, but comparing the two is practically impossible.)

[dikkers91 @ Feb 5th 2008 11:11PM]

BAM!

just had to get that out there...

[Alexander @ Feb 5th 2008 11:15PM]

"Ka-BAM" is more like it. I wonder if it actually shoots out the end, or if it just sprinkles.

Looks like a perfect fit for this stuff. http://www.seasonshot.com/

[Bender Bending Rodriguez @ Feb 6th 2008 12:15AM]

hehe

[cmdwedge @ Feb 5th 2008 11:14PM]

Pfft, wake me up when they finally invent a makeup shotgun.

"Homer! You've got it set to 'Whore'!"

[Timerider @ Feb 6th 2008 5:12PM]

Lisa: "Dad, women won't like being shot in the face."
Homer: "Women will like what I tell them to like."

[torch0 @ Feb 5th 2008 11:17PM]

load with garlic and still be able to fend off vampires?

[wesg @ Feb 5th 2008 11:32PM]

Please don't end the Futurama references.

Bam!

[pinsleric @ Feb 5th 2008 11:36PM]

Why the hell isn't it shaped like a weasel?!?!

At least its orange...

[Michael @ Feb 7th 2008 12:43PM]

The novelty is strong in this one....

[letstakeawalk @ Feb 6th 2008 1:29AM]

Please let this come to market. CO2 cartridges are cheap!

[Bevon Findley @ Feb 6th 2008 12:07AM]

my question is: where can i buy one?
Tired of all these concepts.

[Andrew @ Feb 6th 2008 12:08AM]

simpsons did it! except it was a pen

[John @ Feb 6th 2008 12:08AM]

Want to see it make a star?

[Reader @ Feb 6th 2008 12:24AM]

Lame, I was hoping to finally get my melange, blue eyes, and prescient abilities.

[Jordan @ Feb 6th 2008 1:27AM]

Don't you just love how us humans, most intelligent beings in the universe, use our powerful minds...

Fred:"What's something innovative, that will help men live their lives easier, and better. What can we make to advance society to a better world?"

James:"I've got it! We can make a pepper crusher that is shaped like a gun!"

Fred:"..."

[Hany Hanna @ Feb 6th 2008 2:24AM]

"I might have mild curry in this chamber...or I might have Red Pepper. Go Ahead Punk...make my day."

-Dirty Harry-

[SOOPERGOOMAN @ Feb 6th 2008 2:35AM]

This would be perfect in Futurama, Another great way to BAM! it up a notch.






















BAM!

[Tim Brown @ Feb 6th 2008 8:38AM]

This will be a great seller on Arrakis.

[fistpittingnork @ Feb 6th 2008 8:47AM]

My homemade pizza sauce never saw it comin'.

RIP

[Joe Anstine @ Feb 6th 2008 9:38AM]

Russian roulette, anyone?

[diggler @ Feb 6th 2008 9:41AM]

'Assalted' your food, lately?

*rimshot*

[DvS @ Feb 6th 2008 10:56AM]

The real question is, can you use it to shoot chili pepper sprinkles into an assailant's eyes?

[Zak @ Feb 6th 2008 11:49AM]

Can you put LSD into it?

[THastings @ Feb 6th 2008 1:03PM]

nobody knows where to get one?

[Dan S. @ Feb 6th 2008 2:49PM]

You can get it in a can but to really do things right, you gotta strangle yourself a fresh one.

[Nietzsche's Tears @ Feb 6th 2008 3:08PM]

Finally! As a seasoned game hunter, I can now shoot my meat twice.