Caption contest: PS3 Rainbow Six Vegas diorama

This one's really bringing us back to eighth grade. Except, you know, replace dinosaurs with terrorists, and replace a real-live-working volcano with a PS3. Other than that it's exactly the same.

Chris: "PlayStation Park, Las Vegas' latest theme hotel, has left much of the Strip uninhabitable thanks to the 800 degree Fahrenheit stream of air continually emitted from the side of the building."
Josh: "Finally, something more gaudy and depressing than the actual Las Vegas."
Nilay: "Note: Beds do not vibrate." or "We never noticed how much the Wynn looked like a Foreman grill."
Paul: "I'll be in the garage if you need me, honey. Working on the, uh... car."
Richard: "Ok, who left the Allspark next to the PS3?"
Ittousai: "Vegas-based terrorist group with micropulse bomb is demanding backwards compatibility; more at 11."
Steve: "Kutaragi: 'This hotel is probably too cheap'"
Ross: "Voted loosest memory card slots on the Strip!" or "I'm putting all my Cell chips on Blu!" or "Yeah, it may have nine processing cores but are they synchronized to dancing fountains?"

[Via technabob]

[bob @ Feb 7th 2008 8:41PM]

My IQ just dropped.

[Rjay @ Feb 8th 2008 5:49AM]

Dude, whatever happens in hard drive.. stays in hard drive.

[Jason @ Feb 7th 2008 8:41PM]

Everything in this picture is to scale.

[Aguiluz @ Feb 7th 2008 9:31PM]

Yeah! It's awesome!

AGUILUZ: "I declare allegiance to the terrorists for their worthy cause of backwards compatibility!"

Now, let me grab my water gun!

[Gabe S. @ Feb 7th 2008 10:03PM]

At least Vegas has professionals to spend your money on.

[Rafer @ Feb 7th 2008 8:43PM]

Looks like a super smash brothers level.

[The Mighty One @ Feb 7th 2008 8:44PM]

OMG they have Rex Manning, orders are shoot to kill.

[austin @ Feb 7th 2008 8:44PM]

ive stayed at the wynn. really nice hotel.
never played rainbow six vegas

[Daniel @ Feb 7th 2008 8:44PM]

when i went to vegas, the PS3 was the first thing i thought of when i saw the Wynn.

[austin @ Feb 7th 2008 8:47PM]

i thought of a chocolate bar.
then i went into my room and they had pieces of chocolate shaped like the wynn wrapped in foil to make it look just like it.
true story.

[Neebs @ Feb 7th 2008 8:48PM]

Five hundred US dollars a night?

[Darkest Daze @ Feb 8th 2008 5:26AM]

Sure the PS3 is a nice hotel, but it's full of movie theaters and only a handful of good tables to play at.

[Andrew @ Feb 7th 2008 8:51PM]

Five hundred dollars and no backwards compatibility?

[prateeko @ Feb 7th 2008 8:56PM]

Okay folks, it isn't THAT hard. Only 3 real SKUs to keep track of:
20GB/60GB ~$499, total BC (the way it SHOULD be)
80GB - (now) $499 - partial BC
40GB - $399 No PS2 BC, but like the rest it does PS1 games.

So, either you're having difficulty keeping up with 3 SKUs (2 more than anyone should have, yeah, I'm looking at you Microsoft) or you're failing at the joke. Either way, I recommend you not go to Vegas - I don't think a city like that'll be too kind to you after it empties your wallet.

[Brian @ Feb 7th 2008 8:52PM]

a solar powered PS3? Well I never!

[aaron @ Feb 7th 2008 8:53PM]

Look its the first CPU heated hotel!

[duffman @ Feb 7th 2008 8:56PM]

"When terrorism happens in Vegas, it stays in Vegas."

[josh @ Feb 7th 2008 8:58PM]

That isn't actually a diaroma; the PS3 really is just that big.

[Dull @ Feb 7th 2008 9:03PM]

I like the colors...

[Daniel @ Feb 7th 2008 9:04PM]

at least you will be able to sleep at night in the PS3 hotel. the 360 hotel requires earplugs.

[Elisha Adeagbo @ Feb 7th 2008 9:09PM]

and a hard drive

[Jamesology @ Feb 8th 2008 1:46AM]

also power outages b/c it over heats. But then again nothing interesting in the PS3.

[Andy D @ Feb 7th 2008 9:10PM]

Microsoft wishes it stayed in Vegas

[chris @ Feb 7th 2008 9:11PM]

For a limited time only, complete boredom, nothing to do, nothing to play. All for only $600. This wont last long before we destroy this "building" so act now!

[saunajunkie @ Feb 7th 2008 9:12PM]

viva lazy boy.

[seoultrain @ Jul 6th 2008 4:03AM]

What is this!? a hotel for ANTS!?

[austin @ Feb 7th 2008 11:10PM]

it has to be at least..... 4 times this size

[Andrew Michaud @ Feb 8th 2008 11:05PM]

+1 for the Zoolander quote(s)

[George M. @ Feb 7th 2008 9:15PM]

PS3 if For the Wynn!

[Dave @ Feb 7th 2008 9:45PM]

Warning! Flammable!

[3rdsun @ Feb 7th 2008 9:19PM]

Rainbow 6: Hunt For the Terrorist Cell Processor

[Brent @ Feb 7th 2008 9:23PM]

So I stayed at the PS3 last week...it was really nice but there wasn't a lot to do there. I ended up going next door to the 360 to do some gambling. Unfortunately, all of their slot machines were broken. Oh, by the way, did you know they remodeled the Gamecube? Yeah, they call it "Wii" now...

[Jamesology @ Feb 8th 2008 1:48AM]

Yeah I've been in the Wii. It was fun, for a day or two but after I just didn't want to go back. I rather stay at smaller places like DS or PSP.

[John @ Feb 7th 2008 9:25PM]

To set off the volcano, all you do is cover up the vent holes and play Vegas for a while

[Ficken @ Feb 7th 2008 9:38PM]

Rumbling beds are next gen!

[Matt O @ Feb 7th 2008 9:46PM]

this is such a random post

[Sourcerer @ Feb 7th 2008 9:50PM]

"It still doesn't have any games, so I made this shiny Diorama"

[SITO @ Feb 7th 2008 10:00PM]

This is all a PoS3 is good for haa!

[whatishalo? @ Feb 7th 2008 10:05PM]

Welcome to Sim City

[Jonathan-DBOSS @ Feb 7th 2008 10:06PM]

P S 3... Jackpot!

[scorpachie @ Feb 7th 2008 10:27PM]

what goes on with the ps3 stays with the ps3.

[logyk @ Feb 7th 2008 10:26PM]

One more thing to do while you wait for Devil May Cry to install.

[logyk @ Feb 7th 2008 10:31PM]

One more thing to do while you wait for Devil May Cry to install.

[David Hildreth @ Feb 7th 2008 10:48PM]

further proof you'll never procreate

[BosoZoku @ Feb 8th 2008 6:07AM]

And it's STILL cooler than an Xbox 360!

[Brian @ Feb 7th 2008 11:38PM]

"YAAAAAOOOOOO!!!! *DUNNNNNN* *DUN* *DUNNNNNNNNNNN*"

[Joseph @ Feb 7th 2008 11:42PM]

"Visit The PS3 Tower... an unrivaled masterpiece of architecture. Actual attractions making use of the PS3 Tower... Coming Soon. Seriously, we promise this year!"

[Joseph @ Feb 7th 2008 11:43PM]

"We'd stay at the 360 Grande but we hear they haven't been able to get their air conditioning to work right."

[Andrew @ Feb 8th 2008 12:15AM]

"to boost sagging sales each room comes with bluray Porn"

[trevor @ Feb 8th 2008 12:23AM]

Someone set us up the diorama?