Caption contest: PS3 Rainbow Six Vegas diorama
By Paul Miller 
posted Feb 7th 2008 8:36PM
posted Feb 7th 2008 8:36PM
Chris: "PlayStation Park, Las Vegas' latest theme hotel, has left much of the Strip uninhabitable thanks to the 800 degree Fahrenheit stream of air continually emitted from the side of the building."
Josh: "Finally, something more gaudy and depressing than the actual Las Vegas."
Nilay: "Note: Beds do not vibrate." or "We never noticed how much the Wynn looked like a Foreman grill."
Paul: "I'll be in the garage if you need me, honey. Working on the, uh... car."
Richard: "Ok, who left the Allspark next to the PS3?"
Ittousai: "Vegas-based terrorist group with micropulse bomb is demanding backwards compatibility; more at 11."
Steve: "Kutaragi: 'This hotel is probably too cheap'"
Ross: "Voted loosest memory card slots on the Strip!" or "I'm putting all my Cell chips on Blu!" or "Yeah, it may have nine processing cores but are they synchronized to dancing fountains?"
[Via technabob]
My IQ just dropped.
Dude, whatever happens in hard drive.. stays in hard drive.
Everything in this picture is to scale.
Yeah! It's awesome!
AGUILUZ: "I declare allegiance to the terrorists for their worthy cause of backwards compatibility!"
Now, let me grab my water gun!
At least Vegas has professionals to spend your money on.
Looks like a super smash brothers level.
OMG they have Rex Manning, orders are shoot to kill.
ive stayed at the wynn. really nice hotel.
never played rainbow six vegas
when i went to vegas, the PS3 was the first thing i thought of when i saw the Wynn.
i thought of a chocolate bar.
then i went into my room and they had pieces of chocolate shaped like the wynn wrapped in foil to make it look just like it.
true story.
Five hundred US dollars a night?
Sure the PS3 is a nice hotel, but it's full of movie theaters and only a handful of good tables to play at.
Five hundred dollars and no backwards compatibility?
Okay folks, it isn't THAT hard. Only 3 real SKUs to keep track of:
20GB/60GB ~$499, total BC (the way it SHOULD be)
80GB - (now) $499 - partial BC
40GB - $399 No PS2 BC, but like the rest it does PS1 games.
So, either you're having difficulty keeping up with 3 SKUs (2 more than anyone should have, yeah, I'm looking at you Microsoft) or you're failing at the joke. Either way, I recommend you not go to Vegas - I don't think a city like that'll be too kind to you after it empties your wallet.
a solar powered PS3? Well I never!
Look its the first CPU heated hotel!
"When terrorism happens in Vegas, it stays in Vegas."
That isn't actually a diaroma; the PS3 really is just that big.
I like the colors...
at least you will be able to sleep at night in the PS3 hotel. the 360 hotel requires earplugs.
and a hard drive
also power outages b/c it over heats. But then again nothing interesting in the PS3.
Microsoft wishes it stayed in Vegas
For a limited time only, complete boredom, nothing to do, nothing to play. All for only $600. This wont last long before we destroy this "building" so act now!
viva lazy boy.
What is this!? a hotel for ANTS!?
it has to be at least..... 4 times this size
+1 for the Zoolander quote(s)
PS3 if For the Wynn!
Warning! Flammable!
Rainbow 6: Hunt For the Terrorist Cell Processor
So I stayed at the PS3 last week...it was really nice but there wasn't a lot to do there. I ended up going next door to the 360 to do some gambling. Unfortunately, all of their slot machines were broken. Oh, by the way, did you know they remodeled the Gamecube? Yeah, they call it "Wii" now...
Yeah I've been in the Wii. It was fun, for a day or two but after I just didn't want to go back. I rather stay at smaller places like DS or PSP.
To set off the volcano, all you do is cover up the vent holes and play Vegas for a while
Rumbling beds are next gen!
this is such a random post
"It still doesn't have any games, so I made this shiny Diorama"
This is all a PoS3 is good for haa!
Welcome to Sim City
P S 3... Jackpot!
what goes on with the ps3 stays with the ps3.
One more thing to do while you wait for Devil May Cry to install.
One more thing to do while you wait for Devil May Cry to install.
further proof you'll never procreate
And it's STILL cooler than an Xbox 360!
"YAAAAAOOOOOO!!!! *DUNNNNNN* *DUN* *DUNNNNNNNNNNN*"
"Visit The PS3 Tower... an unrivaled masterpiece of architecture. Actual attractions making use of the PS3 Tower... Coming Soon. Seriously, we promise this year!"
"We'd stay at the 360 Grande but we hear they haven't been able to get their air conditioning to work right."
"to boost sagging sales each room comes with bluray Porn"
Someone set us up the diorama?