just bubble wrap the whole place, apparently you could even jump off buildings then.
seriously though, what's next, big foam bumpers on cars for people who don't look while texting & crossing the street? then, we have to foam up the people too because if you bump into someone you could offend them or get hurt.
Why not put everyone in big hamster balls so that they can just play pinball on the way to wherever they are going.
Finally, something that might thin the herd a bit...death by text messaging. These people, obviously incapable of survival in today's "real" world, would do a more thorough job of eliminating their genes from the pool if they would walk in front of moving cars instead of running into lampposts.
Finally, something that might thin the herd a bit...death by text messaging. These people, obviously incapable of survival in today's "real" world, would do a more thorough job of eliminating their genes from the pool if they would walk in front of moving cars instead of running into lampposts.
I always say "people walk how they drive". If this city can't even multi-task while walking, I'm scared to even see what happeneds when they have a phone, radio, climate control, navigational system, and stearing wheel to distract them.
Out with "walk and chew gum" phrase. We now must start to brag about being able to "walk and text".
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Ben @ Mar 6th 2008 5:44AM
Might as well pad up the rest of the city...
yoshi @ Mar 6th 2008 6:59AM
Why not let natural selection do it's thing?
Zaisan @ Mar 6th 2008 7:26AM
Sorry to be a grammar-Nazi, but maybe natural selection should also
apply to people who don't understand the difference between it's and
its.
Tom Boucher @ Mar 6th 2008 8:00AM
just bubble wrap the whole place, apparently you could even jump off buildings then.
seriously though, what's next, big foam bumpers on cars for people who don't look while texting & crossing the street? then, we have to foam up the people too because if you bump into someone you could offend them or get hurt.
Why not put everyone in big hamster balls so that they can just play pinball on the way to wherever they are going.
yoshi @ Mar 6th 2008 8:20AM
Meh, you're not sorry at all. You're just a dick.
AlexTheSane @ Mar 6th 2008 8:51AM
Is he a dick? Perhaps.
Is he correct? Absolutely.
Wildness @ Mar 6th 2008 10:28AM
Finally, something that might thin the herd a bit...death by text messaging. These people, obviously incapable of survival in today's "real" world, would do a more thorough job of eliminating their genes from the pool if they would walk in front of moving cars instead of running into lampposts.
Wildness @ Mar 6th 2008 10:33AM
Finally, something that might thin the herd a bit...death by text messaging. These people, obviously incapable of survival in today's "real" world, would do a more thorough job of eliminating their genes from the pool if they would walk in front of moving cars instead of running into lampposts.
fanman @ Mar 6th 2008 11:02AM
Surely a more economical approach would be to rap the texter in foam?
Nick @ Mar 6th 2008 12:08PM
I always say "people walk how they drive". If this city can't even multi-task while walking, I'm scared to even see what happeneds when they have a phone, radio, climate control, navigational system, and stearing wheel to distract them.
Out with "walk and chew gum" phrase. We now must start to brag about being able to "walk and text".
ozzzy @ Mar 6th 2008 3:05PM
Zaisan, that would get rid a lot of non-English speaking people...
Though your grammar policing skills are superb, you may want to think before you speak/write.
New user @ Mar 8th 2008 9:25PM
This has to be a hoax