just bubble wrap the whole place, apparently you could even jump off buildings then.
seriously though, what's next, big foam bumpers on cars for people who don't look while texting & crossing the street? then, we have to foam up the people too because if you bump into someone you could offend them or get hurt.
Why not put everyone in big hamster balls so that they can just play pinball on the way to wherever they are going.
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Tom Boucher @ Mar 6th 2008 8:00AM
just bubble wrap the whole place, apparently you could even jump off buildings then.
seriously though, what's next, big foam bumpers on cars for people who don't look while texting & crossing the street? then, we have to foam up the people too because if you bump into someone you could offend them or get hurt.
Why not put everyone in big hamster balls so that they can just play pinball on the way to wherever they are going.