See, the problem with bioengineering isn't moral or ethical
dilemmas, or even homicidal robo-droids enslaving humanity. It's that if you let researchers go wild, eventually they'll find a way to make LEDs out of salmon sperm, threatening the sanctity (and sperm-free-ness) of your entire gadget-based lifestyle. Yet that's exactly what Professor Andrew Steckl of the University of Cincinnati has managed to do, using the DNA found in salmon sperm to enhance the brightness of LEDs. The so-called BioLEDs are being developed in cooperation with the Air Force (yes, the Air Force -- they had a "good source" of salmon sperm, apparently) and they've been so successful that Steckl has been getting salmon sperm from researchers worldwide "wanting to see if their sperm is good enough." Steckl says that since salmon sperm is considered a waste product of the fishing industry, BioLEDs are particularly green -- kind of like our faces right now.
posted Mar 11th 2008 3:43PM
i don't even want to know why they had that sperm.
Nor how they came to discover its photoluminescence-improving characteristics.
Something about this is very FISHY :P
The more important question is: Who did they get to whack off all the little salmon dongs?
@Tony: I don't know about salmon, but I've seen people who do it for dolphins. (OK, yeah, there is a little size difference there.)
You three just had the best combination of posts I've see on this site. LOL hilarity.
Tim, the big question I'm sure we all have, is _why_ were you watching that? To each their own... well, maybe not in this case. :-D
Or worse, how many different animals did they test before they decided to settle on Salmon!?! O.o
I get the feeling Mike Rowe is in for a very interesting season this year.
Salmon don't have phalli. Salmon have cloaca. They merely fertilize the eggs by passing by, not with copulation.
Don't you people know anything about the world?
@Ignatius
Snarky tech blogs aren't about zoology. Snarky tech blogs are about laughing about tech. An underlying assumption of ignorance lends itself to the humor.
Don't you know anything about the world?
assbag.
I don't know if I should spit at or swallow this news?
Hmmm... I don't think that they just had some salmon sperm sitting around and just randomly decided to test it :) The LED uses the DNA extracted from the sperm, and the particular structure of the DNA allows the researchers to control the light that comes out.
This could actually be done with other kinds of DNA, but salmon sperm is easily acquired and easy to extract DNA from. He's probably been mailed the sperm because this could be a potential source of extra income for fisheries.
Still kind of weird though...
So the navy semen was not good enough?
Oh those fine sea-men on the poopdeck...
'Seaman was' or 'Seamen were'. Poor effort.
Oh hang on, what are we talking about here?
so the very computer moniter i stare at at work everyday could one day be coated with the sperm of some fish!? And here i thought work was bad enough...
At least I won't have to yell for people to stop touching my screen! :-D
no different to any other day, when your screen is covered in sperm.
Judging by the way every picture on Engadget with something vaguely resembling tits in it garners about 100 comments in the vein of "SHE'S HOT," I'd assume most of the readers here don't have sperm free tech anyway.
XD My coke almost just landed all over my laptop!
@David
You sure that was your coke?
Just don't use this in an underwater application the results may be disturbing...
As a 2006 UC grad, I couldn't be more proud
and you should be! i don't find it disgusting at all. that's great ingenuity in the field of bio-engineering. before you know it they'll be using the energy in the mitochondria from the sperm's midpiece for everything!
"Steckl has been getting salmon sperm from researchers worldwide 'wanting to see if their sperm is good enough.'"
Researchers need to stop living vicariously through their fish.
*golf clap*
I see what you did there.
They need to stop playing with their "Tuna".
Thanks for the great write up. Best laugh I've had today...
where do they come up with this idea, hmm lets mix some of chemical a and chemical b to create a new medicine
hmm lets mix sperm from a fish and led
rtfa?
I wonder if this would work on humans?
Of all the newfangled ways of producing our own energy, I think this would be my favorite!
"threatening the sanctity (and sperm-free-ness) of your entire gadget-based lifestyle"
If you have a sperm-free, gadget-based lifestyle, you must be a poor lonely soul Nilay.
I was thinking that many engadget readers ARE lonely souls that probably have a sperm-intensive, gadget-based lifestyle.
"BioLEDs are particularly green -- kind of like our faces right now."
If the sperm = green, and your faces = green, is it safe to assume engadget received a salmon money shot?
Thanks PopsG. I had always wondered if I could vomit and laugh at the same time and you helped me answer my question. :-)
Who else thinks "salmon money shot" would be an awesome name for a band?
So after the salmon population is depleted will they then be going after sperm whale sperm?
Only for those really big lights on towers, bridges, and planes.
This was in PopSci quite a while ago. C'mon engadget, you're telling me you guys don't have a subscription?
Heard in a RadioShack: "I'd like to return this LED, it has low motility"
The reason for using salmon sperm was not completely random. One of the best sources of DNA for proof of concept experiments is from salmon sperm. Most research labs will use this in DNA experiments.
LOL wonder if they would do a Lighthouse lamp of this, they might need the sperm of a whale.
on another note they should try electric eels sperm, that way they generate light and produce power... ( Can anyone give me a more stupid idea than that):P
Go Bearcats!
ChemE class of '05
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(yes, the Air Force -- they had a "good source" of salmon sperm, apparently)
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(yes, the Air Force -- they had a good source of "salmon sperm", apparently)
No it shouldn't...
Sperm-leds, the lighting choice of sea-men everywhere...
The article states that the DNA is used because of its capability to hold electrons due to its particular structure. If that's indeed what's happening, they could have used any type of DNA they had, didn't even need to be sperm DNA.
I think they used sperm just because it was a by-product of another industry and to get nice hype around the research.
They could use it for a modern lava lamp. A Mojo-Lamp!
+1.
Stole the words out of my mouth.