It seems that only Alex has managed to spot the fact that this is, almost certainly, sarcasm. Congratulations Alex, you win this week's grand prize - a sense of self-satisfaction in knowing you're smarter than everyone else who replied to John.
“An engineer explained to us that hundreds of ear impressions were gathered in the name of research, and while each one obviously boasted its own unique shape and size, one single characteristic remained uniform across the board: the entrance into the ear canal is not a perfect circle, it's an oval.”
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OH MY GOD I'M GONNA CUM!!!!!!
While you are doing that, try eating the Microsoft chips and do keep the vista toilet paper handy please..
Just a suggestion.
OH MY GOD YOU'RE A MORON!!!
Seriously......turn the computer off and get a girlfriend. Even a blow up doll would be 1 setup above where you currently reside.
OH MY GOD I couldn't give a shit.
I think he was being sarcastic ...
Like Maddox on the 4th pic : http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=iphone
Dude, this is only a patent ... and btw, premature ejaculation is not a good thing ....
Fom now on, if someone is being sarcastic, please write *sarcasm in the post?
Its so much easier that ways!
Fom now on, if someone is being sarcastic, please write *sarcasm in the post?
Its so much easier that ways!
We have a winner!
It seems that only Alex has managed to spot the fact that this is, almost certainly, sarcasm.
Congratulations Alex, you win this week's grand prize - a sense of self-satisfaction in knowing you're smarter than everyone else who replied to John.
What a coincidence, John!
Before I had even seen the comments, I was about to remark that these constant Apple patent updates have become masturbatory.
Way to preclude me!