Caption contest: the Kindle cake

Sure, it might not be as filling as the Skoda cakemobile, or as family oriented as Martha Stewart's Wii cake, but do those contain the thrilling tale of The Light Beam Rider? Yeah, we thought not.

Paul: "Unfortunately the screen refresh times of '30-35 minutes at 350 degrees' is just plain unacceptable."
Chris: "Moments later, a naked Jeff Bezos burst out, ready to greet everyone at the shareholders' meeting."
Richard: "Philippe Starck calls the Kindle 'a little delicious.' "
Sean: "No friends, that's not the iCing phone, tis the Kindle Cake and it serves 12."
Don: "You can never be too careful buying gadgets on eBay."
Josh: "The Light-Beam Rider was surprisingly short."
Ross: "The book is a lie."

[Via The Raw Feed]

[Tito Posted Mar 18th 2008 2:40AM]

Customer Service call: "Hi, sir what seems to be the problem"

Annoyed Person: "Yea, I ordered the kindle and I think there is a big problem"

Customer Service: "What exactly do you mean"

Annoyed person: "Well first off, I try to plug it into my computer and all I hear is a mushy sound, and the keyboard is well CAKE!"

Customer Service: "Ok, whats the serial # So we can send you a replacement"

Annoyed Person: "Ok it is IEATCAKE-YUM-YUM"

Customer Service: *Click*

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 18th 2008 3:20AM]

After declaring the unparalleled success of the Kindle, Amazon have been made to eat their own words.

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 18th 2008 4:28AM]

"The book is a lie"

is simply hilarious if you have played Portal! :P

[Chris Aubeck Posted Mar 18th 2008 5:09AM]

How many bytes will it take?

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 18th 2008 5:30AM]

I am still waiting for the "this really takes the cake" comment. Come on guys!

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 18th 2008 5:29AM]

Another half-baked idea from Amazon...

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 18th 2008 6:00AM]

It's obviously a: 'Kindle mint cake' (that probably only works if you're British)

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 18th 2008 8:06AM]

"And who said reading couldnt be fun and delicious?"

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 18th 2008 7:46AM]

all these years you've gone through the day without text like this in your "pocket", and you survived... the question is, how?

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 18th 2008 8:11AM]

Fire the Pastry Chef!

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 18th 2008 1:35PM]

Tastes much better than the real thing...

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 18th 2008 8:52AM]

Everyone thought it was a good idea, but no one wanted to eat it

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 18th 2008 9:52AM]

FInally! A device that can make you sick in all 5 senses.

[uzziah0 Posted Mar 18th 2008 9:53AM]

Have your cake, and read it too!

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 18th 2008 10:34AM]

"I can have my cake and read it"

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 18th 2008 12:26PM]

kill yourself

[PreGHz Posted Mar 18th 2008 1:18PM]

"The build quality left a little to be desired."

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 18th 2008 1:30PM]

This reminds me of the motto "reduce, reuse, recycle" Reduce costs because amazon doesn't have to pay for your free internet. Reuse this will be used more then once (unlike the kindle). Recycle... well i guess not all three.

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 18th 2008 3:21PM]

The obvious caption is "Feed your need to read"...

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 18th 2008 7:52PM]

"You're kindling my taste-buds"

In other news, does anyone realize that "The Light-Beam Rider" is not a story or a poem, but the first chapter to Walter Isaacson's biography on Einstein??

[M C Posted Mar 19th 2008 12:09AM]

Forget e-ink! im going for e-frosting.

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 21st 2008 12:29PM]

Yes...there are also bugs in the cake...ewww

[(Unverified) Posted Mar 23rd 2008 3:22AM]

Damnit! Did somebody eat the re-do button AGAIN?!?