You should have kept your mouth shut and let us suspect your idiocy instead of opening it and letting us know definitively. Being the 'first post' isn't something that should be celebrated as it only perpetuates a crappy meme based on vanity. Its a deadly sin you know?
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You should have kept your mouth shut and let us suspect your idiocy instead of opening it and letting us know definitively. Being the 'first post' isn't something that should be celebrated as it only perpetuates a crappy meme based on vanity. Its a deadly sin you know?