Read - USB card reader with clock and thermometer: Nothing hides a card reader like a crappy digital clock!
Read - Crystal ball USB hub: How are you supposed to see into the future when Nemo's in the way?
Read - Marble egg MP3 player: 1000 songs, awkwardly bulging from your pocket.
Read - Mini sucker web cam: Nothing ever happens in that part of the screen anyway.
Read - Angel baby phone: Someone sat down and decided this was worth making. That might be scarier.
Read - Vacuum cleaner mouse: Cleanest mousepads in town, guv'nor!