Crapgadget: creepy angel phone, egg MP3 player, sucker web cam, more
By Nilay Patel 
posted April 4th 2008 2:36PM
posted April 4th 2008 2:36PM
It's taken a few months for our post-CES Crapgadget hangover to fade, but we're back, and we're falling off the wagon with gusto -- or at least fear, because this evil angel-baby phone is creeping us out. Check 'em all out in the links below, but don't linger too long before casting your vote for the crappiest -- this stuff's been known to take an eye out.
| Angel baby phone | |
|---|---|
| Crystal ball USB hub | |
| Mini sucker web cam | |
| USB card reader with clock and thermometer | |
| Vacuum cleaner mouse | |
| Marble egg MP3 player |
Read - USB card reader with clock and thermometer: Nothing hides a card reader like a crappy digital clock!
Read - Crystal ball USB hub: How are you supposed to see into the future when Nemo's in the way?
Read - Marble egg MP3 player: 1000 songs, awkwardly bulging from your pocket.
Read - Mini sucker web cam: Nothing ever happens in that part of the screen anyway.
Read - Angel baby phone: Someone sat down and decided this was worth making. That might be scarier.
Read - Vacuum cleaner mouse: Cleanest mousepads in town, guv'nor!
olay? we have the same name? wait...am i allowed to talk to you, or will this create a rift in the time space continuum that will prove to be irreperable?
I thought it was a variation of a certain type of sex-toy at first...
The egg, I mean.
Does your grandma kill babies or something?
dammit... forgetting to click on the date finally got me.
While the angel phone is craptastic, I gotta give it to the suckercam, because it's the only one that looks like it can permanently damage a computer with normal use.
re: Suck Cam...
"Well, it certainly DOES suck!"
ala the "Suck and Cut" from Wayne's World
The egg has a lovely Motorola-inspired wall charger.
Yes, you idiot, I am you. I mean, I am me. And so are you! And yes, Marty, I've told you a hundred times, the last thing we want is a disaster in the space-time continuum. Do you (I) want to end up like your (my) brother?!? You (I) could do this all night. And, if you recall, we do - quite frequently! I guess we need a date or something. But why, when we have each other???
You can't trademark a species.
damn broken comment system...
The suction-cup webcam....beyond beleif.
are you kidding the vaccuum mouse is a godsent for all those times that i need to vacuum my mousemat....
pff get real they all suck.