The iBig Box inflatable "Ipod" player makes us long for the sweet release of death

We don't really know what to call it as the name convulses between the iBig Box, the iBoombox, and "Inflatalbe" Boombox on the product page. Regardless, somebody out there has single-handedly put the "ass" back into plastic. The only features listed besides inflatable are a pair of speakers and what we presume to be a line-in connection for the "Ipod" and any other portable media player. Oh, and a weight of exactly 12.00. $60 if you dare.

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[RingmasterJ Posted Apr 8th 2008 11:07AM]

Thank God I took math class in high school. "The answer is 54.326, Mr. Punnoose" "54.326 what? Bananas?!? Minus one point!"

"A weight of exactly 12.00?" Am I the only one who found that the funniest part of this whole thing?

[(Unverified) Posted Apr 8th 2008 11:09PM]

Obviously they meant a weight of exactly 12.00 Liters.

What are you? Stupid?

lol

[(Unverified) Posted Apr 8th 2008 11:17AM]

Bring with you on your boat, amuse your friends, use it as a lift raft if you get into trouble. The possibilities are endless.

[(Unverified) Posted Apr 8th 2008 11:19AM]

life raft, i mean of course.

[(Unverified) Posted Apr 8th 2008 11:52AM]

LOOOOOOOLLLL!!!!!!! this is so pathetic.

[(Unverified) Posted Apr 8th 2008 11:57AM]

As pathetic as a 94 taurus?

[(Unverified) Posted Apr 8th 2008 12:06PM]

ROFL

[(Unverified) Posted Apr 8th 2008 12:26PM]

well at least I'm man enough to admit what I drive.

[(Unverified) Posted Apr 8th 2008 5:12PM]

True. Since you manned up, I will confess that I owe about $20k on an 03 acura tl-s that books out at about $11,500. I would rather have your car w/ no payments that be burried in mine.

you win :(

[ZeroCorpse Posted Apr 8th 2008 1:11PM]

Does it come with lube?

[(Unverified) Posted Apr 8th 2008 1:53PM]

iBig Box is only about 23 years too late to jump on the, "I'm cool because I have the biggest boom box" fad. Wow, all they have to do now is give you some parachute pants and you will be all set.

[psyclotron Posted Apr 8th 2008 2:20PM]

wow SUPER SLEUTH on the spam-take there! that is just super special. it's so sly how you said DOT com because it helps draw less attention to it and uh....um... yeah!

[psyclotron Posted Apr 8th 2008 2:26PM]

p.s. indeed you failed, alright.

[(Unverified) Posted Apr 8th 2008 5:15PM]

Thomas Ricker is now my favorite blogger.

[admmck Posted Apr 9th 2008 1:09AM]

The title says it all. I'm laughing my ass off right now. So true. Just kill us now, please!

[stewarta Posted Apr 9th 2008 9:24AM]

I know I'm a little late on this one, but I NEED this.