All Spark Cube gets turned into a talking USB hub
By Terrence O'Brien 
posted Apr 13th 2008 8:58AM
posted Apr 13th 2008 8:58AM
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I'd rather have the hellraiser cube ... and it summons cenobites whenever you plug a device in.
totally. first thing I thought of when I saw this thing.
If you plug your ethernet cable into the modem port by mistake it summons Pinhead & the Gang
thats just stupid !
would it not make more sense to have one of the autobots that says “We must protect the All Spark Cube”
so sense in the cube saying it
It should say, "We must protect the All Spark Cube because we have 2 more crappy Transformers movies to make and Michael Bay keeps blowing up our props."
Does it come with the Camero?
Dude it's Camaro.
Dahh!!! That's what I meant to write. My iPhone's keyboard is too tiny.
She look so cool in her new Camaro
It's black as coal and it goes boy, go go go
I brought my fight next to her Camaro
And when I fire on a smile then she blows, she blows
"This surely-authorized product will run you about $35 US, although the toll on your dignity may not be calculable."
Now I'm not a qualified accountant or anything but, I reckon I can take a pretty good shot at it.
Observe:
Toll On dignity - Calculaitons:
* -1 girlfriend (if there was any to begin with)
* - 20 streed cred (" ")
* - 70 cool Factor (" ")
* - 50 respect (" ")
* - $35
I forgot to include the self respect calculation.
Self respect increases exponentially until one of your USB devices decides to kill you in your sleep.
Then all values become 0 indefinately.
I want unlimited power to charge my Ipod and PSP.
Where can I get one.
The only problem with it is that any device you plug into it turns into a Decepticon.
I just realised, if this thing could fit into a manilla envelope, it would be the perfect partner of a laptop.... of somekind... by a laptop manufacturer.... of some name.....
The Lenovo X300?
no, i think he meant the macbook air. just a guess.
oh my god!
I mean, oh jeeesus....
does it come with a life-size Megan Fox doll?
When you plug in it's, er, 'transformer', it says: "Suboptimus I'm"
very cool!
wow, this is pathetic.... nearly three hours and nobody has corrected the manufacturer name.
*Jedi mind trick voice*
"This is not the article you're looking for."
Wait a minute.. this really ISN'T the article you're looking for.
Try the next article up above this ;)
It's not the cube I'm after. You know the cube I mean.
GIVE ME THE CUBE BOY !!!
That movie was an insult to Transformers. :(
You liked Transformers?
I pity you.
well if thats actual size then the damn thing's tiny. look how large the usb ports are!
what a horrid movie!
Do you mean "from the Transformers movie"? Otherwise I can't get that first sentence to parse.
what happens if you plug the Optimus Maximus into it?
There's a simple calculation for that
(teh awesome^r0xors) X l337 hax0r/USB ports = EPIC WIN covered in WIN SAUCE.
I liked that movie for some reason...
I think the TARDIS usb is way cooler than that.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/computing/accessories/9223/
put the cube in my chest
Optimus crime...
CHUUUUUUUUUBE!!!
could you imagine if you stuck that thing up your butt?
OUCH!
i dont want to know why you came to that conclusion, or why you would even think about sharing that... with anyone...
Same here.
Why am I NOT surprised?
...because you have one on your desk?
We have such sights to show you...
www.HellraiserPuzzleBox.com
All I gotta say is, it damn well better say "Transformers, roll out!" when you unplug anything.
i'm not buying anything which in any way supports Michael Bay's version of Transformers.
The guy holding the puzzle box on www.HellraiserPuzzleBox.com looks like the love child of John Malkovich and Jeremy Irons....
As for this article's gadget....
I was a fan of Transformers the cartoon, I actually thought the movie (while the hollywood hack it was) brought some entertainment. If you forget everything you know about the Transformers cartoons, closed one eye, stood on your head and focused on the CGI, then it was tolerable. But you wouldn't catch me dead or alive with this goofy thing on my desk. I'd rather have a Hellraiser puzzlebox USB cube anyday. More evil. \\m//
The guy holding the puzzle box on www.HellraiserPuzzleBox.com is Doug Bradley, who played Pinhead. :D
(Which doesn't change the fact that he does, in fact, look "like the love child of John Malkovich and Jeremy Irons", just thought it needed mentioning.)
If only there was a companion cube hub
Can someone PLEASE make a PC out of this thing?
yeah id buy it, " get to the building sam!" :p
That is enormous, but interesting.
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Prime:There is only one way to end this war we must destroy the cube,if all else fails I will unite it with the spark in my chest
Ratchet:That's suicide the cube is raw power it could destroy you both.
Prime:A necessary sacrifice to bring peace to this planet,we cannot let the humans pay for our mistakes,it's been an honor serving with you all,AUTOBOT'S, ROLLl OUT!!!
Jazz: we rolling
*ahem* AUTOBOT'S ROLL OUT!!!!!
Jazz: we rolling
Megatron: where's the cube!!!
Starcream:the humans have taken it
Megatron:You fail me once again starscream,GET THEM!!!!!!
We are Borg. Resistance if futile.
resistance IS futile
This thing better destroy Megatron this time around, piece of crap All Spark V4.5