All Spark Cube gets turned into a talking USB hub

That USB missile launcher you had to have is one thing, but a giant 4 port USB hub in the likeness of the All Spark cube the Transformers movie? Did we mention it talks, spouting off classics like "We must protect the All Spark Cube," every time you plug in a device? This surely-authorized product will run you about $35 US, although the toll on your dignity may not be calculable.

[Via Everything USB]

[(Unverified) Posted Apr 14th 2008 8:05AM]

Prime:There is only one way to end this war we must destroy the cube,if all else fails I will unite it with the spark in my chest

Ratchet:That's suicide the cube is raw power it could destroy you both.

Prime:A necessary sacrifice to bring peace to this planet,we cannot let the humans pay for our mistakes,it's been an honor serving with you all,AUTOBOT'S, ROLLl OUT!!!

Jazz: we rolling

[(Unverified) Posted Apr 14th 2008 8:07AM]

*ahem* AUTOBOT'S ROLL OUT!!!!!

Jazz: we rolling

[(Unverified) Posted Apr 14th 2008 8:10AM]

Megatron: where's the cube!!!

Starcream:the humans have taken it

Megatron:You fail me once again starscream,GET THEM!!!!!!

[itisallaboutme Posted Apr 14th 2008 9:57AM]

We are Borg. Resistance if futile.

[(Unverified) Posted Apr 14th 2008 10:15AM]

resistance IS futile

[(Unverified) Posted Apr 14th 2008 10:56PM]

This thing better destroy Megatron this time around, piece of crap All Spark V4.5