WiiMan Superhero: what we all should aspire to be

Okay, so maybe millions of Wii-costumed individuals running around wouldn't be ideal, but the idea at least sparks up a modicum of hilariousness, yeah? The person you see above, dear readers, is WiiMan Superhero. Fully equipped and ever-ready to address any Wii-related issues and / or injuries that you may be enduring. Best of all, this suit (a GarageGeeks project) does way more than make a boy a man -- it acts as a fully functional Wiimote, complete with built-in Bluetooth, accelerometers, and an IR cam. Check out a few more shots in the read link, and be sure to bow as you enter.

[Thanks, Rafael]

[Flashpoint @ Apr 16th 2008 11:56AM]

You should aspire to be straight...

[sodapop @ Apr 16th 2008 12:28PM]

That's very tolerant of you...

[MikeWard1701 @ Apr 16th 2008 3:14PM]

He must be already, no gay man would wear something that stupid!

[Abuzar @ Apr 16th 2008 3:15PM]

There is nothing right about being gay if you look at it logically. If you practice any religion then it's probably against it and if you don't have a religion then look at nature. It's natural for a Male and Female to copulate, but it's not natural for a Male and Male or Female and Female to do the same.

[MikeWard1701 @ Apr 16th 2008 3:22PM]

Have you considered the possibility that sex is not solely for procreation?

[sodapop @ Apr 16th 2008 3:26PM]

Its natural to be an intolerant close minded person, but we allow you to participate anyway. Sexual preference has nothing to do with reproduction. It's about emotional well-being.

[CraigJ @ Apr 16th 2008 4:10PM]

I'm not the forum police, but nothing good will come from political or religions discussions here... It's just unnecessary. I don't care about your religious affiliation, what presidential candidate you support, what race or who you like to sleep with. You will always find a large group of people that disagree with you regardless of your position, and then a flame war will ensue. If you want to talk about that shit, take it to Digg...

Just MHO

/Rant

[amazed @ Apr 17th 2008 3:38PM]

wow. actually homosexuality happens quite frequently in nature.

[Ellianth @ Apr 16th 2008 6:13PM]

@Abuzar

Take your advice and have a look at nature. Animals have with animals of the same sex have sex all the time. Just cause you haven't seen it doesn't mean it hasn't happened.

How would you like it if I started telling your mom that it wasn't ok for her to be so ugly?

[Chris Hutchinson @ Apr 16th 2008 12:00PM]

Weeman...
..in a WiiMan costume?

..
interesting *hmm*

[Smart People Play Tuba @ Apr 16th 2008 12:56PM]

I can understand the need for the mask.

[Pradster @ Apr 16th 2008 12:01PM]

he'll break your TV, Your face and your kids will make you encash your retirement fund to invite him over for christmas!

[Vader582 @ Apr 16th 2008 12:03PM]

Ability to collect dust in a single bound?

[Blaktornado @ Apr 16th 2008 12:19PM]

One of the flaws of white plastic.

[Derbeste @ Apr 16th 2008 12:54PM]

His strap is showing.

[Jay @ Apr 16th 2008 12:08PM]

Captain doooouuuuchebaaaaaaag!

[THRILLHO @ Apr 16th 2008 12:20PM]

it took me a second, but then i got the captain caveman reference, and i giggled

[Jay @ Apr 16th 2008 12:33PM]

Sorry, that was just the first thing that popped into my head. I'm glad someone caught it!

[swingin' dick hero @ Apr 16th 2008 12:09PM]

That man has some cohones. No seriosly, he has.

[couchpundit @ Apr 16th 2008 12:12PM]

I have a very strong desire to shake him violently.

[Seoultrain @ Apr 16th 2008 12:14PM]

That suit seems ripe for a dropkick to the chest

[gene holman @ Apr 16th 2008 12:17PM]

Finally, someone Tron guy can feel superior to...

[Derbeste @ Apr 16th 2008 12:57PM]

That's why Wiiman wears a mask.

[Pants @ Apr 16th 2008 12:20PM]

WiiMan's junk is poking out - he should have opted for the next pants size up.

[Derbeste @ Apr 16th 2008 12:59PM]

Seriously....there is no Wii shortage here.

[rock99rock @ Apr 16th 2008 1:43PM]

You sure about that?

[NHAnimator @ Apr 16th 2008 12:22PM]

WiiMan? Isn't that his wife has been calling him for years?

[Mike C @ Apr 16th 2008 12:23PM]

What? No nun-chuck sidekick? No Consolemobile?

Fail.

[Derbeste @ Apr 16th 2008 1:03PM]

Check his pants....I think you'll find your missing nunchuck.

And true to form....neither are getting much use.

[SJ @ Apr 16th 2008 12:25PM]

I have heard of belly button and even have one myself but this is ridiculous.

[Sebastian @ Apr 16th 2008 12:25PM]

WiiMan… will it blend?

[Bryan Thornsberry @ Apr 16th 2008 12:26PM]

Will he.....?

Can he play....?

there. continue posting.

[sodapop @ Apr 16th 2008 12:27PM]

I wouldn't push his buttons!

[nickels @ Apr 16th 2008 12:28PM]

retard

[nickels @ Apr 16th 2008 12:28PM]

actually should that be wiitard?

[christopheraven @ Apr 16th 2008 12:29PM]

I hear the uniform comes with matching straightjacket.

[Rob @ Apr 16th 2008 12:31PM]

So what do we call this clown? Fake-Wii-Man? Wii-Man? Wii-Guy.
I'd stick to clown. Didn't kids used to get their asses kicked for wearing such silly customs? He'd be safer using a towel for a cape.

[riggs @ Apr 16th 2008 12:31PM]

Hopefully someone swings him into a hdtv.

[Rob @ Apr 16th 2008 12:31PM]

Hey, is that Ryan??? I kid ...

[Whereto Buyawii @ Apr 16th 2008 12:32PM]

Elvis lives!

[Prhime @ Apr 16th 2008 12:34PM]

so when he gets frustrated at a game.. will he throw himself on the floor? into the tv?

very very very very interesting individual to take this on

[d0n0van @ Apr 16th 2008 12:35PM]

In the future, everyone will be world-famous for 15 minutes.

[STNC @ Apr 16th 2008 12:36PM]

Why didn't Wii see this at Halloween?

[Jeff @ Apr 16th 2008 12:36PM]

If he can't do a Falcon Punch it doesn't matter.

[Brian @ Apr 16th 2008 12:37PM]

Why?

[Todd @ Apr 16th 2008 12:39PM]

Let's see a cage match between WiiMan, that Zune dude and actor Justin Long.

[alex @ Apr 16th 2008 12:43PM]

The Wiiman suit the full body prophylactic....

[CraigJ @ Apr 16th 2008 12:45PM]

Or a sock.

[CraigJ @ Apr 16th 2008 12:49PM]

We've screwed up the reply feature again I see...

Seriously, can it be that hard to allow replies to people that have a ` or a ' in their name? If it is then don't allow those user names to be created in the first place. Web 101 people.

[ZeroCorpse @ Apr 16th 2008 12:51PM]

With the power to be mildly entertaining at parties and forgotten the rest of the time.

In the Video Game Justice League, he's the Aquaman to the PS3 and 360's Wonder Woman and Superman.