PS3 gets armor plating, can now withstand the crushing boredom of no games

We kid, we kid. MGS4 and GT5 are going to rock and you know it. Still, that doesn't excuse the existence of Messiah Entertainment's "Hardwear Console Armor," which apparently enables your PS3 to deflect bullets in addition to playing games and Blu-ray movies. Don't forget to add the controller armor, which'll actually probably impart some much-needed weight to the SIXAXIS and also let you break the crap out of your TV when you toss the thing in frustration. Seriously, take the $30 these things'll cost you and put it towards a DualShock 3, alright? You'll be much happier, your console will look less ridiculous, and no one will make fun of you. Okay, so two out three ain't bad.

[MattNL Posted Apr 22nd 2008 3:38AM]

"mcdonalds happy meal toy white" - Do you have a hex color code with that?

[aubreyq Posted Apr 22nd 2008 2:14AM]

ha ha ha ha ha ha! Awesome title!

[(Unverified) Posted Apr 22nd 2008 3:19AM]

Yes.
"Two out three" isn't bad.
Whatever the heck that means.

[(Unverified) Posted Apr 22nd 2008 3:37AM]

Engadget editors really are clueless wankers. I am now ashamed that I fucked all your mothers..

I kid, I kid..

See, you can say anything you want if you stick that at the end.

Seems Engadget are getting desperate these days to get hits.

[BoullionCube Posted Apr 22nd 2008 4:11AM]

Just get me MGS4 and GT5... I'm fucking tired of waiting.

[jak0b Posted Apr 22nd 2008 4:51AM]

... what?! it looks damn ugly... why would you need a bulletproof PS3 & controller?... what's the point?... I don't get it... and isn't this for the PS3 only? not the TV... so if i throw my controller at my TV in frustation I would end up with a broken 4000$ TV but a "safe" 80$ controller...

[joshky Posted Apr 23rd 2008 9:21AM]

correct me if im wrong but arent the xbox/360 made out of kevelar? wouldnt that make it extremely durable (software aside)?

[Septimus Posted Apr 22nd 2008 5:22AM]

Maybe they can release one for the Wii to help mine become a more effective door stop.

[(Unverified) Posted Apr 22nd 2008 5:43AM]

Ah, gotta love console fanboyism. I rank all three consoles equally. Yeah, you heard me.

Seriously though guys, who throws their controllers at the TV these days? I've never done it, and I've got very annoyed with video games before...

[(Unverified) Posted Apr 22nd 2008 8:31AM]

Rumor going around is Grand Theft Auto will not have downloadable content for the PS3. If this is true 1 point awarded to 360!

[(Unverified) Posted Apr 22nd 2008 9:32AM]

haze, 1 point to ps3, littlebigplanet 1 point, resistance 2 1point, home(if it ever comes out) 1 point, GT5p 1 point, MGS4 10 points to ps3... so thats like 15 to 1.

[(Unverified) Posted Apr 22nd 2008 11:01AM]

Oh please...

Halo 3 + 1
Gears of War + 1
Gears of War 2 + 1
Forza Motorsport 2 + 1
Project Gotham Racing 3 + 1
Project Gotham Racing 4 + 1
Test Drive Unlimited + 1
Crackdown + 1
Mass Effect + 1
Shadow Run + 1
BioShock + 1
Superior Online Play + 1

MGS4 is 1 point. Any game is 1 point. Noob.

Thats 12 to 6. There are more games, too, bub. I could keep going.

[(Unverified) Posted Apr 22nd 2008 11:42AM]

YO F U C K U

[(Unverified) Posted Apr 22nd 2008 1:27PM]

But does it blend?

[mm360 Posted Apr 22nd 2008 1:47PM]

I actually like this. Somehow I doubt it will really deflect bullets though, it will just give your PS3 a nice gunmetal finish.

[(Unverified) Posted Apr 22nd 2008 1:50PM]

It should be "two out of three."

[(Unverified) Posted Apr 29th 2008 1:47PM]

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